SNAKEY 2013 = Second Stalker Alert!

Posted on May 1, 2013 by krisfontaine

Heed this little reminder Y’all… It’s Year of the Water Snake – and backing up this sly slitherer is Jupiter, maximising the two-faced side of Gemini, and a Pisces Neptune soaking in deception. Be aware of those pretending to be something they are not, bringing their baggage to your door, and/or stalking your online activity (Gemini rules media – and social media is one big playground for him!). It’s like your old boss could be on the prowl, your disdained ex or jealous rival could use a dual online name to secretly stalk you, or the gorgeous pic of the guy/girl with the ‘friend’ request could be a fake with an ulterior motive. Be aware, protect yourself, and, of course – Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

BIG BOY JUPITER DIRECT – BRAIN UNFREEZE!

Posted on January 30, 2013 by krisfontaine

Gemini Jupiter turns Direct tonight in the Southern Hemisphere (tomorrow morning in Northern hemisphere)! Expect your mind to switch on again, your plans to fall into place, communication to gear up once more, study to be in your thought-forms, travel to be a priority, long-distance connections to rekindle, and your humour to get back on track. Your mind changes and philosophy flips will be on high-beam, and your curiosity (Gemini) will be enormous (Jupiter) on a level that is relevant to you. This is a forward-moving period coming up, and you can expect the truth (Jupiter) to come out big-time (Jupiter again) – personally and politically – because Gemini just doesn’t stay silent for long!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!

Posted on January 21, 2013 by krisfontaine

Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.

Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

Posted on January 18, 2013 by krisfontaine

With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

OD’ing ON LD … SAG MOON OPPOSITION RETRO GEMINI JUPITER

Posted on January 9, 2013 by krisfontaine

It’s not rocket science, but it certainly is a sign of the Aquarian times – that is, long-distance relationships, which have been and will be rampant in all romantic communities -intrastate, interstate and global connecting rules the airways … It’s difficult enough bearing up under the frustration of no physical contact, limited facial expressions, stylised conversations (of the one and two-dimensional variety) and serious sexual impasse. Misconceptions, misunderstandings, mad imaginings, major messaging, tantric texting, and email overload… This tends to lead to major combustion, then it’s over and out – or else, one party eventually moves to the other party’s town, usually making a sacrifice of kind, and having to ‘start again’. Currently a very retrograde Gemini Jupiter is making communication (Gemini) just that little bit harder, particularly, as far as long-distance (Jupiter) relationships are concerned. And with the current verbal emotional ejaculator:Saggie Moon, playing with Jupiter, it’s best to keep lips zipped, tongue tight and expectations loose – particularly, if you are doing an LD!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age