As a transitting Aries Uranus influences China ‘s generational change – with pioneering peeps heading the Communist Party – so China’s economy  encourages a better standard of living. Wages rise, and their fierce price competition with Western economies goes tragically limp lo. Watch as China catches up with our measure of money, and rewind to vintage times, when Westerners were happy to pay for quality. It’s a win-win.

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age


© Kris Fontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine
Mistress of New Age






Clearly, it’s time to eliminate toxic elements from your personal and  financial zones in order to achieve your goals. Kick things off by removing  yourself from a tangled relationship….


It clicks within, Taurus. You’re over the frozen  bedclothes, the messy moments and the un-popped plans. Change becomes a  must-have for your personal happiness.


Mars powers up your  relationship zone, as you answer the hard questions or ask the ones you’ve been  painfully sitting on. Contradictions could help your decision-making big-time,  Gemini.


Something gets on top of you, Cancer, but in such a  nice way! Saturn offers you more broad-spectrum structure in your world, with  documents to sign and commitments to stamp.


Uranus gives you the  heads-up on finding meaning behind something that’s left you reeling. The trick  is to steer your thinking onto a positive track and accept the  support.


The tend-setting Mars/Uranus trine suggests a  left-field approach to reinventing your living space or getting your flirtation  game on. You need to push harder to attract someone’s attention.


Oh my, Libra, how you tear-up while witnessing a long-time-coming goal  manifest in all its glory! Recent disappointments have hardened you up, but your  inner-sook comes out to play.


The Moon/Mercury team-up asks  you what you have in mind to sort a reproduction issue, fur-kid adoption or  teenager’s future. Make a decision ASAP, or complications could  arise.


Jupiter challenges your geographical position,  while Mars tops up your ambition. Is it about moving to a place that will  support your dream, or taking a job that means changing your address…?


Watch your focus on global or political issues doesn’t  drown out items that need addressing in your personal life. You hardly want to  miss a saucy introduction or date.


Been pulling back from  your current or someone you’re aching to hook-up with? Spoiler: those creative  juices will still flow in a fully-functioning relationship.


Having relocated your ‘assertive’ switch means a nail-biting money matter or  work worry does a one-eighty. There may be a couple of gold bands in the mix  too.


Kris xx

Mistress of New Age