SCORPIO SATURN: ZERO BS!

Interesting that Scorpio (amongst other more palatable items) rules the waste-ways, sewers, toilets, gutters & everyday general sh*t!! Scorpio also rules the bitch in all of us, so if yours isn’t coming to the surface to be dealt with, expect a late birth (fyi Scorpio rules birth too!). It’s even more interesting that Saturn-the-Restrictor is currently laying down the law in Scorpio and ‘forcing’ us to look at the bullsh*t in our lives and change things up in a tangible way (Saturn is all about hands-on). So if you aren’t calling your lover, partner, family member, friend or workmate on their BS, do it ASAP! It will free up your mind, free your emotions, free yourself & free the other person. Oh, and pick your plumbers & cleaners carefully too…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

LIBRA FULL MOON: Couple Bedlam…?

The Libra Moon (March 27; 6.52 degrees) is opposing a cosmic quartet in Aries – they would be the Sun, Mars, Venus and Uranus. The Zodiac’s Aries/Libra axis (Sun in Aries/Moon in Libra = Full Moon) is about going it alone (Aries) and significantly relating (Libra). Simultaneously, Pluto is squaring this tight opposition — so before something crashes and burns (and the Full Moon is always stronger leading up), Jupiter’s trine to the Moon and sextile to the Aries planetary foursome could provide a second chance or big save for many relationships living on a precipice!

Light switched on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

KRIS RECOMMENDS: THE CRYSTAL HEALING PACK!

The Crystal Healing Pack includes a paperback book and 12 specially selected, high quality polished Crystals. Seven of the Crystals are attuned to the Seven Chakras, the body’s energy centres. These stones are used for cleansing, energising, and activating the Chakras. The other five are ‘Master Healer’ stones that can be used singly or in combination to relieve stress, promote relaxation, balance the emotions, clear negative energies in your environment, and heal and invigorate your body, mind, and spirit. The paperback book includes complete instructions for using Crystals as healing aids and a comprehensive directory covering the properties of the Crystals in the pack and their specific uses. The book is illustrated with colour photographs and useful charts, diagrams, and grids.

I highly recommend this product, and you can purchase it now from my Kristal-Plus Store https://krisfontaine.com.au/kris-spiritual-store/ (scroll down to The Crystal Healing pack & double click it) at the amazing price of $23.28 (save $9.71)…

And there’s more! …Purchase the Crystal Bible too (an invaluable Crystal-worker/lover’s reference book), and you get them both for the ridiculous price of $42.18! (*Note: these special prices are for a limited time only)

Kristal light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

Mars on Venus in Aries – Too Hot to Handle…?

Venus and Mars are touching base in Aries – which means if you have Venus or Mars in a Fire Sign (Aries, Leo or Sagittarius) or have your Sun in Fire, your yin and yang could be coming into balance, your female and masculine energies may be equalising, your attraction metre soaring, your animal magnetism on fire — and you’d be crazy to miss a beat in your bedroom while the heat is on…

Heat on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

LEO MOON TRINE URANUS FIRING UP!

Here comes Moon in Leo! On a mission to inject more fun, friskiness and flamboyant feelings into your world. Leo, despite all the pomp and parading, is focussed on the L-word: i.e. LOVE! And with the magnetic Trine to Uranus, if being loved-up is on your agenda, lose your pride, and do whatever it takes to make it happen over the next 2.5 days. Dress to thrill and cater for your inner show-stopper!

On the flip side, lose any self-centred, self-indulgent, conceited, arrogant, overbearing,  bullying tendencies that might slip into your system… just sayin’ 😉

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SUN IN ARIES CONJUNCT URANUS: BIG BANG THEORY!

The Sun has bolted into Aries and smack bang onto Uranus! Life is about to plate up some tasty surprises without second guessing. Opportunity is about to bang on your door. Air and Fire signs receive the extra dollop of unexpected sweet stuff.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age


Uranus’ 7-Year Love reCycle

Every ~seven years Uranus changes signs, and this change-room planet is currently doing Aries. Uranus in Aries gives you a second chance to rework, remake, restyle, redo, rediscover what or who you were doing approx. seven years ago. I’m walking proof, as I enjoy the electrifying connection (fyi Uranus rules electricity), with someone i wasn’t ready for back when Uranus was in confused Pisces… What’s your love story…?

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

MOON IN CANCER: CAN YOU FEEL IT?

The Cancer Moon sets the emotional tone over the next 2.5 days, so move with your rhythms, go with the flow and check in with your feeling base. Moon in Cancer leads you  to the place you call home – your abode, your lover, your family or your headspace. It’s a time to reach out to the peeps who know you better than anyone else. Avoid being too quick to tear up, because memories may monopolise your mind, mood swings may occur, and you are more sensitive to what comes out of the mouths of those who matter. This is the time to replenish your inner-child, take some me-time, get familiar with what environment feels right for you, but avoid comfort foods or retreating into your own womb. Your imagination is on highbeam, so now is the time to write that blog or give your home a stylish make-over. But it is not about mad imaginings that could ruin what you have built up over the last few months. Take an essential oil bath, connect with loved ones, nurture yourself, catch up with girlfriends, play with the kids/furkids… protect you and yours.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age