SCORPIO SATURN – SEX-APPEAL JUDGES!

Saturn in Scorpio = judging women’s sex-appeal! What a joke, some bigoted, arrogant, chauvinistic, misogynist, small-dick er minded jerks giving their insignificant opinion on women’s naked bodies on Denmark TV – with some archaic mentality that men can’t control their sexual needs and women don’t enjoy sex … and sad women who have limited self-esteem volunteering to be judged like horses, while not allowed to verbally talk – all under the guise of some intellectual experiment… oh pullease…

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/09/women-strip-men-judge-their-bodies-on-danish-tv-show/

Light off…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE

ARIES March 21-April 20

Someone on your team or across the table recognises your closeted talents. The fantastic fallout involves an increased income or residential upgrade. The side effect is a seriously loved-up month. Big eye-opener, Aries!

TAURUS April 21-May 21

If something isn’t kosher about a monetary matter or charming newcomer, all is revealed this month. Any high hopes could topple if you haven’t done your homework. On the flip side, a belated call means happiness-plus!

GEMINI May 22-June 21

Facing-off with a colleague, housemate or lover needs to happen before you can move forward. Pull out your self-discipline during dialogue, as it could lead to a fabulous friendship or lust-in. Finances reach an all-time high.

CANCER June 22-July 23

Listen to your inner voice, Cancer. If it sounds like foreign tongue, here’s the translation: it’s time to eliminate those stale situations in your world and allow those charged-up circumstances to prevail. A health issue is cracked.

LEO July 24-August 23

Ditch your doubts, Leo, and get inspired by what’s presented online, through family and via peers. Touch on information related to your chewed-over change of direction or a bad decision you recently made. Message exchanges spell seriously sexy.

VIRGO August 24-September 23

A cluster of second chances fill your month, Virgo. In the mix is a revamped work offer, a ritzy rehashed rendezvous, or the second-coming of a demised relationship. Expect some revelations when you meet the relatives or CEO.

LIBRA September 24-October 23

Don’t plunge into sharing your intimate details or exhibiting your darker side, Libra. Not if you want to impress someone new in your social zone, in your family or at your workplace. Dishing the dirt on someone won’t backfire.

SCORPIO October 24-November 22

The spin-off from a dysfunctional partnership, rash decision or some risky business is food for celebration. Lapping up the silver lining from a grief-laden experience is delicious. Bitch-slap the past – you are so moving forward!

SAGITTARIUS November 23-December 21

Shake off old concerns preventing you from taking the right course of action re your career.That was then, this is now, Sag! You’re seriously set to celebrate a union, blend families or take an across-the-board holiday.

CAPRICORN December 22-January 20

Bank on your new skill-set to score points at work, tackle a DIY job or resurrect relationship romance. You know what to do, who to include, and where to draw the line. This equals no awkward muck-ups.

AQUARIUS January 21-February 19

Your life seriously streams ‘beautiful’! With your stress levels plummeting and your self-esteem mounting, taking a calculated risk opens doors and steps up your earnings. Make space in your routine for one top-shelf soul-mate.

PISCES February 20-March 20

Before you lock yourself into something you aren’t totally prepared for, Pisces, chat with a knowledgeable mate or jump on the search train. Restore your imagination to dream up unique celebration ideas or construct a brilliant blog.

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE www.krisfontaine.com.au

SAG LUNAR ECLIPSE: ROCK ON!

The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Sagittarius (4 degrees, Sydney: 2.24pm, May 25) smacks of exploration, adventure and utter thrills! A Gemini Mercury is on stand-by, requiring messages received and understood. Jupiter, on his last leg of Gemini, is there prompting you to take a jump into the unknown, and to complete projects or buff up relationships you began in the second half of 2012. And, last but not least, Venus in Gemini flirtishly holds these cosmic guys’ hands, as social, networking and, most of all, romantic links receive a huge leg up! Rings on… While i have you here, take a look at this must-have book:

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NEPTUNE SQUARE SUN: TIGHT LIPS!

With deceptive but limelight-loving Neptune presently battling with gossip-god Sun in Gemini, it’s a good idea to keep your private life, your relationship status, your personal details undercover. The full flow of caustic chat, negative natter and toxic talk currently streaming through cyberspace is just not conducive to spilling anything special in your life.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

LIBRA MOON: SCALE DOWN

It’s Libra Moon time over the next 2.5 days, giving you the opportunity to balance up whatever is out of kilter in your life. This is your opportunity to scale down your budget or tone down a relationship issue. Whatever zone is off beam, make it your priority to fix it. The cosmic deal: bring it or bear the consequences.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MERCURY/JUPITER MEETS EMPEROR REVERSED > ARROGANT!

The wide Mercury/Jupiter conjunction promotes optimism, positive thinking & expansive ideas… it salutes study and talks travel… But this cosmic connection can just as easily slip intosheer arrogance and bad attitude (The Emperor reversed)! If you are leaning this way, give it up… If someone else is dishing it out, walk away… before your self-esteem gets another beating – seriously…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

LEO MOON: STRUT IT!

Moon in Leo chats with your inner show pony! And that’s not just about flaunting your good bits – it’s about losing your pride and exposing your hidden feelings. This Moon is geared to seek attention and show off your special attributes. Romance and creativity are the best stomping grounds to gather your recognition. Just watch for Leo’s big escape act: DRAMA!

SpotLight on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MOON IN GEMINI: The Fun Factory!

After a seriously heavy eclipse, it’s time to put it all behind you, and let in the easier Gemini Moon! Whatever went down with the eclipse can gladly stay there, because it’s time to lock in some light-hearted, chit-chatty and friend-featured good times! And with lover-girl Venus also getting comfortable in Gemini, searching singles could set their sights on someone, while loved-up couples might finally cater for their curiosity (ahem!).

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age