SAG LUNAR ECLIPSE: ROCK ON!

The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Sagittarius (4 degrees, Sydney: 2.24pm, May 25) smacks of exploration, adventure and utter thrills! A Gemini Mercury is on stand-by, requiring messages received and understood. Jupiter, on his last leg of Gemini, is there prompting you to take a jump into the unknown, and to complete projects or buff up relationships you began in the second half of 2012. And, last but not least, Venus in Gemini flirtishly holds these cosmic guys’ hands, as social, networking and, most of all, romantic links receive a huge leg up! Rings on… While i have you here, take a look at this must-have book:

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NEPTUNE SQUARE SUN: TIGHT LIPS!

With deceptive but limelight-loving Neptune presently battling with gossip-god Sun in Gemini, it’s a good idea to keep your private life, your relationship status, your personal details undercover. The full flow of caustic chat, negative natter and toxic talk currently streaming through cyberspace is just not conducive to spilling anything special in your life.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

VENUS IN GEMINI: Humour = Sexy!

Loved-up Venus has just slipped into the Queen/King of Comedy sign, Gemini! So get your jokey game on guys – surprise your honey with something that will deliver a broad grin. Here’s the twist: baffling but compassionate Sister Neptune is on stand-by, so it’s important you keep things kind, loving and gentle. Any nasty tricks could see the last laugh being on you. Just sayin…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

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ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – MAY 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20

Expect progress with a financial glitch or legal issue. Pool funds, chat with a financial advisor, and get savvy with money. If you’re loved-up, it’s all systems go for wedding bands. Single Rammers invest in a more stylish wardrobe.

Taurus April 21-May 21

Kicking off a fitness program or family meeting will indirectly reshape your attitude and prompt your goal-setter to come out of the closet. Any further procrastination will not only push your self-destruct button, but may alienate your mate.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Relish the user-friendly equipment or dating site, Gemini. You want to avoid taking dangerous shortcuts or overlooking a total babe. It’s a chance to upgrade your skills or score the best seat in the house.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your bodyguard planets cover your tracks when meeting the new crowd, organising the event or meeting the family. Making a good impression tops your list, and this masks you feeling outside your comfort zone. Bottoms up, Cancer.

Leo July 24-August 23

Blog those smoking ideas, journal your raw feelings, and note to self re those complicated plans. And do it before you lose the momentum! This instantly boosts your self-esteem, and is the first step towards reversing a negative situation.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your image undergoes a subtle but clever make-over, Virgo. You are then on point to showcase your new persona to the judgemental group or buzz-kill interviewers. Just this minimal modification gives you maximum comeback.

Libra September 24-October 23

Bored of the single life, Libra? Someone’s magical words get you out of the house into mix-and-mingle mode. Attached Librans, if you’re up for refuelling your relationship, think romantic getaway or interesting introduction. 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

A wicked investment idea or business proposal charges you up. Your planets say check the fine-print before jumping in. This sounds like an obvious move, but your preoccupation with a newcomer may shake up your senses.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Firm up your finances before changing abodes or taking that personal journey. An at-home job opportunity, unexpected income boost or lump sum payment is your save. Switch to positive mode and let Ms Universe do her work.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The May cosmic buzz happens in your work and health zone. Adopting new life rules, applying for a quirkier position or swallowing alternative medicine gets the focus.   Have faith in where your personal transition is taking you, Capricorn.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Travel looks like being local and with a purpose. For attached Waterbearers, this could involve house-hunting or a romantic getaway. Solo Aquarians: doing a tour of singles-rich close-to-home venues results in partnering up. Happy days!

Pisces February 20-March 20

The real story behind someone you recently met or a job you have your eye on is revealed. Although some things are still not clear, it will deliver the necessary heads up. So what next, Pisces? It’s your move.

 

GEMINI MOON – Switch Yourself ON!

The Moon seriously flirts with the twelve Zodiac signs every month – 2.5 days of intimacy portioned to each one. So while the Moon is currently doing switched-on Gemini (conjunct Jupiter/sextile Sun, Venus, Mars & Uranus – like helloooo!!), you would be stir crazy not to be the voice of something you seriously believe in, speak up about an injustice @ or close to home, or talk yourself up in the team or during the interview.

On the flip side, due to romance-wrung Neptune squaring Ms Moon, if you are over a lover calling your personal inventory and owning nothing themselves, being the target for someone’s misdirected anger, or playing second fiddle to an inflated ego or an ex’s memory, simply zip your lips – so not worth taking on board or losing who you are over – not for even a split second…! Move on up, y’all…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up.  Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

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Kris Fontaine

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ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS March, 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20

Tug on your patience, Aries, or you set yourself up for a big fail at work. Play the game right, and a tonne of recognition tops your agenda. Back in the bedroom, and you receive a well-earned bonus for staying on track.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21

You embrace new concepts linked to wealth creation and goal-setting, Taurus. Additionally, your planetary-packed social zone puts new contacts, groups and interactive activities on your success plate. Expect a more constructive life plan to unfold within the month.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

Your made-over attitude attracts individuals on a mission to boost your life in specialised ways. Your sense of freedom is contagious, as you brush off obsessive thoughts about an unrequited past love. Fresh loving ahead, Gemini!

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your current cosmos tops up your career, education or long-range goals big-time! That’s providing you attend to that work backlog, thoroughly de-clutter and eliminate those self-defeating thoughts. This is your invitation to a better way of being.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Take your time deciding which way to go with a financial or relocation issue, Leo. There’s no huge rush, despite someone being on your back 24/7! Pay your past mistakes forward, and you create a fantastic future. Easy option really.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your relationship zone receives a planetary poke in March. So if you’ve hit a brick wall, it’s time to rethink a commitment or review your date picks. The focus needs to be on losing the drama and letting love enter your building.

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Someone has you at ‘hello’, but loses you as the dialogue unrolls! Possibly first date nerves, sucked in by the superficial, or just not in your league. If you’re looking for love, fire up a friendship first – don’t rely on a profile.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

You break open the tight box you allowed yourself to settle into, and dive back into the real world. Draw up a game plan guaranteed to put you in a better position all round by March’s end. Welcome back, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your planets are on point with purchases, investments and sales this month. It’s the hub of change in your love-life, with singles hooking up with a persistent newcomer, and couples sorting time-management issues. An unexpected confession stars in March’s mix.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Here come the cosmic counsellors, Capricorn! And right on time too. Especially if you’ve slumped into a rut or chosen mediocrity as your daily grind. Your world does a one-eighty, as you peel off that pile of pressure and reveal your pleasure.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Your search for a top representative, box-ticking relationship or ideal domestic set-up shows signs of taking shape. Thanks to your sharpened social skills, you make your mark while addressing a jealous rival or networking a restyled business.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

If a personal drama fires up, lose the idle threats and steer clear of crazy talk. Instead, slip on your compassion hat and wrap your arms around the one you love. This could have them eating out of your hand!

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