LOTL HERASCOPE May ’13 Up Now!

Read your May Herascope girls, bois & boys:

http://www.lotl.com/Web-Articles-2013/Herascope-April-2013/

It might just turn your Light on 😉

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up.  Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

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Kris Fontaine

Mistress of New Age

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013


Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

REGULUS STAR SHIFT – JUST PART OF THE POSITIVE!

Below is a question-come-comments from a respected blog-follower, Chelle, which i found very interesting & pertinent — my response follows:

Hi Kris, do u know much about the Regulus star? It moved from leo into virgo after 2160 years in Nov 2011 yay! n 1 day later the occupy movement began. I feel this regulus star has big influences worldwide. I know that being in the Leo spot for that long has caused all the greed around the world and the nastiness, but that is soon to change! Can you see everything falling apart? Things that held greedy businesses together? Sadly it affects the good people too like those losing their jobs. But all for the good in the end I think. With Regulus star in Virgo now, the focus is on environmental matters and people’s care and well being so a BIG yay for that! I think we won’t truly really really start to see the big differences until the babies born after 16th Nov 2011 grow up into adults. I feel a lot of the new 2011 onwards generation being born will be great people, not so many nasty people I’m hoping. I feel optimistic about our futures. Your thoughts on this? :)

Chelle

Kris’ Reply:

Hi Chelle
Good question! Actually, I don’t find the Stars to have a major effect globally or personally – they may emphasise something a planet is doing, but not too much else. In 2011 Earth was getting use to Uranus’ move into Aries (after being in pipe-dreaming Pisces since March 2003), so that would have shaken up the status quo of things globally. I don’t see Leo as a greedy sign – maybe egotistical – meglomaniac-ish even – whereas, Virgo can be quite tight and bitter-tongued on the negative side. I prefer to leave the ‘doomsday’ readings to those who feel the need to go down that track, as i certainly don’t see things ‘falling apart’ globally, by any stretch of the imagination! Saturn in Libra can equal the opposite of fairness, and this would have reflected the sad job losses. Saturn is now in Scorpio, doing its job of ‘Pay-back time!’ – so the structure of things on the work-front should be pulled into line so the ‘little person’ gets a fairer go. Definitely like the idea of the focus being on environmental matters, but again, i see that as being largely due to Pluto’s tour through Sagittarius over the last few years – and now a Capricorn Pluto will calculate what needs to be done in cahoots with Saturn in Scorpio (the second-chance Sextile), and an Aries Uranus will get it done! stand with you in being optimistic about our future, and fully appreciate the angle you are looking at things from here.
2013 make it obscene…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age