KISS or MISS?

VENUS OPPOSITION URANUS SQUARE PLUTO – CARDINAL SIGNS (ARIES, CANCER, LIBRA & CAPRICORN) TARGETED

Fierce power-plays encourage radical change, a need for immediate gratification and a heightened sense of simultaneous passion and pressure. You need to radically reform behaviour patterns, tweak expectations, and lose the control. Reach inside for Venusian diplomacy and partnership skills, flirt with fun and connect with your inner-goddess. Let Pluto seduce with intensity, while Uranus helps you shake off those inhibitions. Go deeper, head outside your comfort zone, replace that old-school attitude, and look fabulous doing it!  ©

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012

© Kris Fontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine
Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS OCTOBER 2012 by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries

Clearly, it’s time to eliminate toxic elements from your personal and  financial zones in order to achieve your goals. Kick things off by removing  yourself from a tangled relationship….

Taurus

It clicks within, Taurus. You’re over the frozen  bedclothes, the messy moments and the un-popped plans. Change becomes a  must-have for your personal happiness.

Gemini

Mars powers up your  relationship zone, as you answer the hard questions or ask the ones you’ve been  painfully sitting on. Contradictions could help your decision-making big-time,  Gemini.

Cancer

Something gets on top of you, Cancer, but in such a  nice way! Saturn offers you more broad-spectrum structure in your world, with  documents to sign and commitments to stamp.

 Leo

Uranus gives you the  heads-up on finding meaning behind something that’s left you reeling. The trick  is to steer your thinking onto a positive track and accept the  support.

Virgo

The tend-setting Mars/Uranus trine suggests a  left-field approach to reinventing your living space or getting your flirtation  game on. You need to push harder to attract someone’s attention.

 Libra

Oh my, Libra, how you tear-up while witnessing a long-time-coming goal  manifest in all its glory! Recent disappointments have hardened you up, but your  inner-sook comes out to play.

Scorpio

The Moon/Mercury team-up asks  you what you have in mind to sort a reproduction issue, fur-kid adoption or  teenager’s future. Make a decision ASAP, or complications could  arise.

Sagittarius

Jupiter challenges your geographical position,  while Mars tops up your ambition. Is it about moving to a place that will  support your dream, or taking a job that means changing your address…?

 Capricorn

Watch your focus on global or political issues doesn’t  drown out items that need addressing in your personal life. You hardly want to  miss a saucy introduction or date.

 Aquarius

Been pulling back from  your current or someone you’re aching to hook-up with? Spoiler: those creative  juices will still flow in a fully-functioning relationship.

 Pisces

Having relocated your ‘assertive’ switch means a nail-biting money matter or  work worry does a one-eighty. There may be a couple of gold bands in the mix  too.

 

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

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Long Distance Relationships

Okay Guys… Long-distance relating is so perfect for the commitment phobe (which usually involves fear of being smothered or fear of being abandoned – sometimes they fluctuate) – and often involves challenging Sun, Moon, Venus or Mars aspects to Uranus or Neptune in the natal chart – & sometimes Saturn is involved (fear of rejection factor makes one push others away)… here’s another cathartic poem to ponder over:

LD Unplugged

Kris Fontaine

Handling long-distance

Lump on the patience

Keeping it real

Sheer persistence

Master interaction

Minus resistance

Banging keys not bodies

Snap shots in time

Hard plastic, exaggerated fears

Time zones collide

Ignored rear

Roller-coaster ride

Words misinterpreted

Issues become nuisances

Frustrated mutters

No touching, no nuances

Hazy memories of contact

Trust in the gutter

Ultimatums, hang-ups

No lusty make-ups

Phone n chat no compensation

Short on fuses

High on maintenance

Living in different nations

Big on chemistry

Brief bouts of tangibility

Slightest thing sets me off

Subtle sounds get you off

Tired of limitations

Over bad communication

Commitment-phobe, loving my space

But a vacancy exists

Where we came face-to-face

Back-to-back gigs

Laughing out loud

Content in my digs

Avoiding the crowds

Missing the frenzy

Dissing the bills

Craving the love

Needing the thrills

…Dam it’s hard

‘til we eyeball again