Tag Archives: Uranus
RETROGRADE PATIENCE!
Jupiter, Uranus & Neptune are currently Retrograde! If you are behind the eight ball with travel, study or personal growth, be patient. If you are frustrated with global disruption, political unfairness, religious hypocrisy – take a
deep breath, put your ten-percent in, be patient … it’s the Age of Aquarius, and her ruler, Uranus, is in pioneering Aries – and after this Mars-ruled sign has done the hard yards he won’t sit back and wait!
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age
KISS or MISS?
VENUS OPPOSITION URANUS SQUARE PLUTO – CARDINAL SIGNS (ARIES, CANCER, LIBRA & CAPRICORN) TARGETED
Fierce power-plays encourage radical change, a need for immediate gratification and a heightened sense of simultaneous passion and pressure.
You need to radically reform behaviour patterns, tweak expectations, and lose the control. Reach inside for Venusian diplomacy and partnership skills, flirt with fun and connect with your inner-goddess. Let Pluto seduce with intensity, while Uranus helps you shake off those inhibitions. Go deeper, head outside your comfort zone, replace that old-school attitude, and look fabulous doing it! ©
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age
ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012
© Kris Fontaine
Aries March 21-April 20
As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.
Taurus April 21-May 21
With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.
Gemini May 22-June 21
PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.
Cancer June 22-July 23
Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.
Leo July 24-August 23
As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.
Virgo August 24-September 23
A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.
Libra September 24-October 23
The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.
Scorpio October 24-November 22
Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.
Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.
Capricorn December 22-January 20
So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!
Aquarius January 21-February 19
Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.
Pisces February 20-March 20
Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.
Kris Fontaine Mistress of New Age
CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO GET WHAT YOU WANT GUYS!
Pluto square Uranus clearly spells this out… as old school Pluto tries to prevent new age Uranus from forging ahead — it’s personal & it’s global — make a difference in your life & to this planet through conscious choice right NOW!…
Kris x
Mistress of New Age
TEMPER YOUR ANGER!
With short-fuse Uranus on its long journey through aggressive Aries, personal and global outbursts need to be managed… Here’s one worth taking on board guys:
‘If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow — Chinese Proverb’
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age
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LIVE THE NOW!
Don’t let each amazing moment pass you by – it won’t be there tomorrow… (says ARIES URANUS/THE FOOL [upright, of course :)])
Kris x
Mistress of New Age
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Long Distance Relationships

Okay Guys… Long-distance relating is so perfect for the commitment phobe (which usually involves fear of being smothered or fear of being abandoned – sometimes they fluctuate) – and often involves challenging Sun, Moon, Venus or Mars aspects to Uranus or Neptune in the natal chart – & sometimes Saturn is involved (fear of rejection factor makes one push others away)… here’s another cathartic poem to ponder over:
LD Unplugged
Kris Fontaine
Handling long-distance
Lump on the patience
Keeping it real
Sheer persistence
Master interaction
Minus resistance
Banging keys not bodies
Snap shots in time
Hard plastic, exaggerated fears
Time zones collide
Ignored rear
Roller-coaster ride
Words misinterpreted
Issues become nuisances
Frustrated mutters
No touching, no nuances
Hazy memories of contact
Trust in the gutter
Ultimatums, hang-ups
No lusty make-ups
Phone n chat no compensation
Short on fuses
High on maintenance
Living in different nations
Big on chemistry
Brief bouts of tangibility
Slightest thing sets me off
Subtle sounds get you off
Tired of limitations
Over bad communication
Commitment-phobe, loving my space
But a vacancy exists
Where we came face-to-face
Back-to-back gigs
Laughing out loud
Content in my digs
Avoiding the crowds
Missing the frenzy
Dissing the bills
Craving the love
Needing the thrills
…Dam it’s hard
‘til we eyeball again…