Category Archives: Aquarius

SATURN’S HURRICANE!

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Saturn is busy doing her slow hurricane on Fixed Signs: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio & Aquarius (and those with strong Fixed Sign placements in their chart) right about now – as she moves two steps forwards and three steps backwards during her Retrograde dance. In lay-peep’s translation, this means Saturn is seriously challenging the Fixed Signs. She is about redefining direction, dealing with reality checks, and working harder towards goals. Wake-up calls concerning relationships are definitely on the Saturn bucket list, clearly defining who is real and who is seriously bad news. A good dose of patience + honesty equals major rewards on all levels, and looking after YOU becomes top priority! So who is guilty of letting themselves down…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE

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ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE

ARIES March 21-April 20

Someone on your team or across the table recognises your closeted talents. The fantastic fallout involves an increased income or residential upgrade. The side effect is a seriously loved-up month. Big eye-opener, Aries!

TAURUS April 21-May 21

If something isn’t kosher about a monetary matter or charming newcomer, all is revealed this month. Any high hopes could topple if you haven’t done your homework. On the flip side, a belated call means happiness-plus!

GEMINI May 22-June 21

Facing-off with a colleague, housemate or lover needs to happen before you can move forward. Pull out your self-discipline during dialogue, as it could lead to a fabulous friendship or lust-in. Finances reach an all-time high.

CANCER June 22-July 23

Listen to your inner voice, Cancer. If it sounds like foreign tongue, here’s the translation: it’s time to eliminate those stale situations in your world and allow those charged-up circumstances to prevail. A health issue is cracked.

LEO July 24-August 23

Ditch your doubts, Leo, and get inspired by what’s presented online, through family and via peers. Touch on information related to your chewed-over change of direction or a bad decision you recently made. Message exchanges spell seriously sexy.

VIRGO August 24-September 23

A cluster of second chances fill your month, Virgo. In the mix is a revamped work offer, a ritzy rehashed rendezvous, or the second-coming of a demised relationship. Expect some revelations when you meet the relatives or CEO.

LIBRA September 24-October 23

Don’t plunge into sharing your intimate details or exhibiting your darker side, Libra. Not if you want to impress someone new in your social zone, in your family or at your workplace. Dishing the dirt on someone won’t backfire.

SCORPIO October 24-November 22

The spin-off from a dysfunctional partnership, rash decision or some risky business is food for celebration. Lapping up the silver lining from a grief-laden experience is delicious. Bitch-slap the past – you are so moving forward!

SAGITTARIUS November 23-December 21

Shake off old concerns preventing you from taking the right course of action re your career.That was then, this is now, Sag! You’re seriously set to celebrate a union, blend families or take an across-the-board holiday.

CAPRICORN December 22-January 20

Bank on your new skill-set to score points at work, tackle a DIY job or resurrect relationship romance. You know what to do, who to include, and where to draw the line. This equals no awkward muck-ups.

AQUARIUS January 21-February 19

Your life seriously streams ‘beautiful’! With your stress levels plummeting and your self-esteem mounting, taking a calculated risk opens doors and steps up your earnings. Make space in your routine for one top-shelf soul-mate.

PISCES February 20-March 20

Before you lock yourself into something you aren’t totally prepared for, Pisces, chat with a knowledgeable mate or jump on the search train. Restore your imagination to dream up unique celebration ideas or construct a brilliant blog.

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE www.krisfontaine.com.au

LOTL HERASCOPE May ’13 Up Now!

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Read your May Herascope girls, bois & boys:

http://www.lotl.com/Web-Articles-2013/Herascope-April-2013/

It might just turn your Light on 😉

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

AQUARIAN MOON: Objectivity Rules!

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Moon in Aquarius time is when you flick your observer switch, become a student of life, and throw on a detached ensemble. It’s your turn to be a little different, become fully social, while being a loner in the crowd. You are on the outside peering in, but feeling confident in your individuality. Put the tantrum on ice, lose irrational emotions, and know that remaining at a distance from anything or anyone who is on a mission to press your buttons is a must-do. Rely on your  inner-robot, as deep feelings get messy during an Aquarian Moon. Try not to rebel, but draw the line if you sense someone is overstepping. Revel in your unique qualities, while steering clear of  ‘shock’ tactics. Don’t slip into the ‘undependable meets unpredictable’ zone, as you can actually have your space and stay responsible, if you put your mind to it. Your spin on life takes on a new slant over the next 2.5 days people.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – MAY 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

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Aries March 21-April 20

Expect progress with a financial glitch or legal issue. Pool funds, chat with a financial advisor, and get savvy with money. If you’re loved-up, it’s all systems go for wedding bands. Single Rammers invest in a more stylish wardrobe.

Taurus April 21-May 21

Kicking off a fitness program or family meeting will indirectly reshape your attitude and prompt your goal-setter to come out of the closet. Any further procrastination will not only push your self-destruct button, but may alienate your mate.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Relish the user-friendly equipment or dating site, Gemini. You want to avoid taking dangerous shortcuts or overlooking a total babe. It’s a chance to upgrade your skills or score the best seat in the house.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your bodyguard planets cover your tracks when meeting the new crowd, organising the event or meeting the family. Making a good impression tops your list, and this masks you feeling outside your comfort zone. Bottoms up, Cancer.

Leo July 24-August 23

Blog those smoking ideas, journal your raw feelings, and note to self re those complicated plans. And do it before you lose the momentum! This instantly boosts your self-esteem, and is the first step towards reversing a negative situation.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your image undergoes a subtle but clever make-over, Virgo. You are then on point to showcase your new persona to the judgemental group or buzz-kill interviewers. Just this minimal modification gives you maximum comeback.

Libra September 24-October 23

Bored of the single life, Libra? Someone’s magical words get you out of the house into mix-and-mingle mode. Attached Librans, if you’re up for refuelling your relationship, think romantic getaway or interesting introduction. 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

A wicked investment idea or business proposal charges you up. Your planets say check the fine-print before jumping in. This sounds like an obvious move, but your preoccupation with a newcomer may shake up your senses.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Firm up your finances before changing abodes or taking that personal journey. An at-home job opportunity, unexpected income boost or lump sum payment is your save. Switch to positive mode and let Ms Universe do her work.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The May cosmic buzz happens in your work and health zone. Adopting new life rules, applying for a quirkier position or swallowing alternative medicine gets the focus.   Have faith in where your personal transition is taking you, Capricorn.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Travel looks like being local and with a purpose. For attached Waterbearers, this could involve house-hunting or a romantic getaway. Solo Aquarians: doing a tour of singles-rich close-to-home venues results in partnering up. Happy days!

Pisces February 20-March 20

The real story behind someone you recently met or a job you have your eye on is revealed. Although some things are still not clear, it will deliver the necessary heads up. So what next, Pisces? It’s your move.

 

AQUARIUS MOON: Turn it on …

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We are half-way through an Aquarian Moon, but it’s not too late to get your unique game on! If you want to ramp up your image to mirror how you have grown, or switch on your mind to take in essential information, make it happen over the next day or so. Or maybe you are craving to pull out your inner-kink and look at things from a new position…? This is the time to click on your independence and smash through your inhibitions, particularly, if life is becoming a little ho-hum (yawn!)…

Moonlight on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

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Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up.  Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

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Kris Fontaine

Mistress of New Age

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS March, 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

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Aries March 21-April 20

Tug on your patience, Aries, or you set yourself up for a big fail at work. Play the game right, and a tonne of recognition tops your agenda. Back in the bedroom, and you receive a well-earned bonus for staying on track.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21

You embrace new concepts linked to wealth creation and goal-setting, Taurus. Additionally, your planetary-packed social zone puts new contacts, groups and interactive activities on your success plate. Expect a more constructive life plan to unfold within the month.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

Your made-over attitude attracts individuals on a mission to boost your life in specialised ways. Your sense of freedom is contagious, as you brush off obsessive thoughts about an unrequited past love. Fresh loving ahead, Gemini!

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your current cosmos tops up your career, education or long-range goals big-time! That’s providing you attend to that work backlog, thoroughly de-clutter and eliminate those self-defeating thoughts. This is your invitation to a better way of being.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Take your time deciding which way to go with a financial or relocation issue, Leo. There’s no huge rush, despite someone being on your back 24/7! Pay your past mistakes forward, and you create a fantastic future. Easy option really.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your relationship zone receives a planetary poke in March. So if you’ve hit a brick wall, it’s time to rethink a commitment or review your date picks. The focus needs to be on losing the drama and letting love enter your building.

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Someone has you at ‘hello’, but loses you as the dialogue unrolls! Possibly first date nerves, sucked in by the superficial, or just not in your league. If you’re looking for love, fire up a friendship first – don’t rely on a profile.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

You break open the tight box you allowed yourself to settle into, and dive back into the real world. Draw up a game plan guaranteed to put you in a better position all round by March’s end. Welcome back, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your planets are on point with purchases, investments and sales this month. It’s the hub of change in your love-life, with singles hooking up with a persistent newcomer, and couples sorting time-management issues. An unexpected confession stars in March’s mix.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Here come the cosmic counsellors, Capricorn! And right on time too. Especially if you’ve slumped into a rut or chosen mediocrity as your daily grind. Your world does a one-eighty, as you peel off that pile of pressure and reveal your pleasure.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Your search for a top representative, box-ticking relationship or ideal domestic set-up shows signs of taking shape. Thanks to your sharpened social skills, you make your mark while addressing a jealous rival or networking a restyled business.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

If a personal drama fires up, lose the idle threats and steer clear of crazy talk. Instead, slip on your compassion hat and wrap your arms around the one you love. This could have them eating out of your hand!

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