CHUNK OF CHINA
As a transitting Aries Uranus influences China ‘s generational change – with pioneering peeps heading the Communist Party – so China’s economy encourages a better standard of living. Wages rise, and their fierce price competition with Western economies goes tragically limp lo. Watch as China catches up with our measure of money, and rewind to vintage times, when Westerners were happy to pay for quality. It’s a win-win.
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age
Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.
Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.
Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.
Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!
Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.
Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.
Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.
Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!
Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.
Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.
Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.
Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!
of Wands: It should be hot, it needs to be fiery, it could be steamin’, it has to be smokin’…! And if you aren’t fired up right about now, make it your priority to seize a new challenge, strike a sensational connection or grab hold of that goal with your hot little hands…!
SOMETHING’S A HUGE HEADACHE (Aries/Mars)? NOT STOMACHING IT (Cancer/Moon)? CAN’T MOVE FORWARD (Sagittarius/Saturn)? IT’S A PAIN IN THE NECK (Taurus/Saturn)?…KRIS XX
MISTRESS OF NEW AGE
Jupiter, Uranus & Neptune are currently Retrograde! If you are behind the eight ball with travel, study or personal growth, be patient. If you are frustrated with global disruption, political unfairness, religious hypocrisy – take a
deep breath, put your ten-percent in, be patient … it’s the Age of Aquarius, and her ruler, Uranus, is in pioneering Aries – and after this Mars-ruled sign has done the hard yards he won’t sit back and wait!
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age
NEPTUNE IN PISCES…URANUS IN ARIES: HOT AIR…!
Time to be individually pro-active about allowing our global visions to be liquified, our hopes drowned, or our goals washed over — While Neptune in Pisces fogs up reality, it’s our job to take off the sunnies and see our ‘leaders’ real colours …
Kris
Mistress of New Age
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ARIES: You could be kick-starting a new lifestyle…what are you waiting for?
TAURUS: You guys need to morph your dreams into reality…too scared?
GEMINI: Check in with your inner –saboteur… ask why you haven’t communicated your ideas yet?
CANCER: Time to switcheroo things on your home & family front… what are you hanging onto?
LEO: Romance is peaking in strange & wonderful ways…can you cope?
VIRGO: Changes @work are scheduled…ready to milk the opportunities?
LIBRA: Relationship shifts are banging at your cosmic door…are you in or out?
SCORPIO: Sexual & family-heritage issues need to be dealt with…make your stand ASAP!
SAGITTARIUS: Anything travel, higher education or spiritually-linked is highlighted…transformation time.
CAPRICORN: Career commitment or crash & burn? … your call, Cap.
AQUARIUS: Group matters equal enlightenment & self-promotion…lose the losers.
PISCES: Your subconscious is shaken & stirred to reveal the sweet stuff…let it wash over your personal world.
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age
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Aries March 21-April 20
As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.
Taurus April 21-May 21
With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.
Gemini May 22-June 21
PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.
Cancer June 22-July 23
Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.
Leo July 24-August 23
As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.
Virgo August 24-September 23
A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.
Libra September 24-October 23
The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.
Scorpio October 24-November 22
Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.
Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.
Capricorn December 22-January 20
So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!
Aquarius January 21-February 19
Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.
Pisces February 20-March 20
Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.
Kris Fontaine Mistress of New Age