SCORPIO MOON: MUDDY GRAS!

Oh my, another rainy Mardi Gras in going downtown Sydney (after 35 years of marching in the mud, it seems nobody put their hand up to change the date!), as the GLBTI community try to make serious points (with bare buttocks & breasts) penetrate the small-minded Australian politicians who refuse to get on board with gay marriage and equal rights all ’round (despite their US & UK cousins finally waking up)! On the flip side, with the intensely personal Moon in Scorpio conjunct perpetually political Saturn this Mardi Gras march, something could seriously get through those thick policy-making skins. It’s way time…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CAPRICORN NEW MOON – VA VA VOOM!

New Moons in Earth signs bring on solid starts and raw beginnings, and with the first New Moon of 2013 positioned in practical, ambitious, grounded Capricorn (21 degrees – 6.43am, Saturday, January 12 EDST),  it’s time to put your kid gloves on and plan big, while allowing your inner-winner to rule. If you aim to be on top of anything, get ready to do some hard, regular hands-on action to achieve your goals. Add-on: Mars is steering away from restrictive Saturn, freeing you up to bust a few moves again (highlighting Fixed signs here).

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO SATURN = CONTROLLED CRAVINGS!

NO SMOKIN’ UPDATE: Hours after i blogged about the need for more stringent boundaries for smokers (see DEVIL & DEATH CARDS ARE SMOKIN’) – which i make no apologies for, having experienced first-hand the dire effects of smoking and being a passive smoker – here are the latest rules for Sydney smokers, courtesy of Charles Duthie, The Sydney Standard :                                       :

Fri 04/01/13 11:26 am
“New Smoking bans
On Monday 7th 2013 you will no longer be able to smoke in or around the following public areas:
  • Within 10 metres of children’s play equipment,
  • Swimming pool complexes,
  • Spectator areas of sports grounds or other recreational areas while organised sporting events are being held,
  • Railway platforms, light rail stations and ferry wharves,
  • Bus stops, light rail stops and taxi ranks,
  • Within 4 metres of a pedestrian access point to a public building,

And from 2015 in:

Commercial outdoor dining areas being:

  • a seated dining area, or
  • within 4 metres of a seated dining area on premises that are licensed premises under the Liquor Act 2007 or the premises of a restaurant defined in that Act, or
  • within 10 metres of a place at a food fair where food is sold or supplied for consumption at the event, with a food fair being an organised event at which the principal activities are the sale or supply of food for consumption at the event and the consumption of that food.”

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Things are turning around, Guys.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ARIES/ACE of WANDS – FIRST UP!

The first astrological sign, Aries, hooks hands with the first card of the Minor Arcana, Ace of Wands. They want it first and they want it now! It’s first aid for your feelings, first hand for your activities, first prize for your accomplishments, first take for your commitments, first in for your desires, first time for your training, first in line for the goodies, first class food for your mind,and first grade actions for your life plan. Aries and Ace of Wands are indicative of raw beginnings that you can carve into shape; fresh starts that require your stored enthusiasm; and new chapters that beg for your pent up energy. It’s pioneer-plus time, as you initiate filed plans and act on shelved goals. Create a positive mind-set, make your moves matter, and nourish your physical, emotional, mental and spiritual self… ASAP!

2013 – make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SERIOUSLY OBSCENE – NYE 2013!

With party-girl Moon in Leo striking it hot with sexually experimental Mars in Aquarius, and both joining hands for a three-way flirt-fest with gregarious Venus and Mercury in Sag, expect the New Year’s Eve pressure of die-hard Saturn in Scorpio to be given the cold shoulder. Indeed, you still may have to attend to those dutiful bedroom favours, and you might even have to squeeze the last drop of juice out of a going-down relationship, or make yourself go extremely hard a new love interest… But chances are, that naughty Aries Uranus will give you a wake-up call before the New Year slips into place – and right on time too!… Year of the Snake is meandering towards us y’all… so which way will you choose to go? As low as a snake’s belly, or ready to swallow 2013’s fiesty feast whole…?

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CANCER FULL MOON 28/12/12

The last Full Moon for 2012 falls in 7 degrees Cancer, 9.21pm December 18, 2012, making it essential to deal with family karma, move on household issues, talk extended or blended,deal with mother issues, consider reproduction or adoption, put on your patriotic hat or slip into your political suit. Avoid retreating – you can’t afford to keep things in – you need to expel, expose and extend yourself emotionally. Nurture yourself and those you love, reminisce and get nostalgic… but don’t dwell on the past… move forward and heal.

Happy New Year y’all!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DIRT ON POSING PROFESSIONALS – PLUTO IN CAPRICORN

Pluto is about digging the dirt, weeding out the worms and penetrating the politics… and working her way through Capricorn, you can rest assured that the low-life members of professional bodies (the good ones: respect) will be outed, revealed and made to pay! Think politicians, police, psychologists, teachers, religious leaders for example – they won’t have the advantage of sitting in their ego-based positions controlling, manipulating, blaming, twisting, and not owning their own stuff … anything underhanded, sly, emotionally-manipulating or non-kosher will be showcased – they will be eating their own words in 2013 – the turkies!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone.  Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini. 

 

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

 

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

 

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

KRIS FONTAINE, MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

©Kris Fontaine, 2012

CAPRICORN PLUTO 2012: PASSION BUSINESS

As 2012 does its finale, you may be experiencing situations reversing and transforming in your life: circumstances coming to an end, valuable people coming back into your life, and worn out relationships creeping into the background or completely leaving your building… It’s the practical face of Pluto in Capricorn unmasked, as she purges toxic elements from your world – ones that are likely to hinder your transition into 2013.

Having paid through the nose for bad 2012 choices and extreme obsessions, it’s time to dig deep for emotional strength, and re-establish your sexual drive. Capricorn likes to file away finished business, calculate new business and pull out your inner Ambition-Ambassador. While Capricorn bathes in Pluto’s therapeutic waters, it’s your cue to revitalise your deepest desires, make passion your business, plunge into the perfect partnership and invest in the best there is. Your standards are rising. Be your own therapist and work your change-room!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age