ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

Posted on March 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up. Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

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Kris Fontaine

Mistress of New Age

WHAT’S YOUR FOCUS?

Posted on March 11, 2013 by krisfontaine

With the New Moon & stellium of planets in Pisces, being obsessed with one zone of your life is currently the norm. Don’t fight it – flow with it – because it’s what you need to sort and make work.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Relationship Waterworks

Posted on March 5, 2013 by krisfontaine

With the Sun, Venus, Mars, & Neptune doing breast-stroke in Water sign Pisces, accompanied by Mercury and Saturn attempting back-stroke in Pisces and Water sign Scorpio respectively, for many it’s race on to finish a dried up relationship, to stop drowning in those tears, and plunge into a more satisfying connection. For others, it’s about re-lubing a past partnership, and pressing on to moister pastures. Whichever way you are positioned, come from your heart.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS March, 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on February 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

Tug on your patience, Aries, or you set yourself up for a big fail at work. Play the game right, and a tonne of recognition tops your agenda. Back in the bedroom, and you receive a well-earned bonus for staying on track.

Taurus April 21-May 21

You embrace new concepts linked to wealth creation and goal-setting, Taurus. Additionally, your planetary-packed social zone puts new contacts, groups and interactive activities on your success plate. Expect a more constructive life plan to unfold within the month.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Your made-over attitude attracts individuals on a mission to boost your life in specialised ways. Your sense of freedom is contagious, as you brush off obsessive thoughts about an unrequited past love. Fresh loving ahead, Gemini!

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your current cosmos tops up your career, education or long-range goals big-time! That’s providing you attend to that work backlog, thoroughly de-clutter and eliminate those self-defeating thoughts. This is your invitation to a better way of being.

Leo July 24-August 23

Take your time deciding which way to go with a financial or relocation issue, Leo. There’s no huge rush, despite someone being on your back 24/7! Pay your past mistakes forward, and you create a fantastic future. Easy option really.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your relationship zone receives a planetary poke in March. So if you’ve hit a brick wall, it’s time to rethink a commitment or review your date picks. The focus needs to be on losing the drama and letting love enter your building.

Libra September 24-October 23

Someone has you at ‘hello’, but loses you as the dialogue unrolls! Possibly first date nerves, sucked in by the superficial, or just not in your league. If you’re looking for love, fire up a friendship first – don’t rely on a profile.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

You break open the tight box you allowed yourself to settle into, and dive back into the real world. Draw up a game plan guaranteed to put you in a better position all round by March’s end. Welcome back, Scorpio.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your planets are on point with purchases, investments and sales this month. It’s the hub of change in your love-life, with singles hooking up with a persistent newcomer, and couples sorting time-management issues. An unexpected confession stars in March’s mix.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Here come the cosmic counsellors, Capricorn! And right on time too. Especially if you’ve slumped into a rut or chosen mediocrity as your daily grind. Your world does a one-eighty, as you peel off that pile of pressure and reveal your pleasure.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Your search for a top representative, box-ticking relationship or ideal domestic set-up shows signs of taking shape. Thanks to your sharpened social skills, you make your mark while addressing a jealous rival or networking a restyled business.

Pisces February 20-March 20

If a personal drama fires up, lose the idle threats and steer clear of crazy talk. Instead, slip on your compassion hat and wrap your arms around the one you love. This could have them eating out of your hand!

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PISCES STELLIUM

Posted on February 19, 2013 by krisfontaine

We have a Stellium in Pisces guys! Sun, Mercury, Mars, Neptune, Chiron & Vulcan are all in this emotional wave, so it may be a challenge to float your boat… Ready to do a one-eighty in your life to create more Yin Yang symmetry? Start by diving into the feeling vault of your being, and then extract the on-tap ingredients to morph your personal world into a loving and compassionate zone. FYI the Fish can range from the all-is-one goldfish to the killer shark. Check in to see which end of the scale you are choosing to identify with right about now…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SATURN TRINE MARS: Very Cool

Posted on February 16, 2013 by krisfontaine

Saturn Trine Mars throws a cooling down period your way, as it exhibits unrestrained control, and allows self-discipline and self-motivation to offer a firm hand. It’s time (Saturn) for calculated (Saturn) action (Mars). There is more of a sense of purpose being cosmically showcased, and facing life with more determination, resolve and maturity is all the rage. High productivity, serious progress and monitored passion are on the agenda – Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) and Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) signs take note…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Pisces Mercury Conjunct Mars & Neptune: Will I, Won’t I…?

Posted on February 6, 2013 by krisfontaine

If you are on the brink of deciding to get on with doing something important, then switch to seriously deciding not to do it – don’t be fazed. You are just emulating the way Pisceans (or those with strong Pisces influence in their make-up) feel much of the time, i.e. pulled in two directions. Mars on Mercury wants you to get on with the deed, while Neptune’s play with Mercury is helping you to waft and weave. What’s a person to do? Stay with your confusion, wait for your green Light to flash, then let it roll… (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius & Pisces have the focus this time).

Green Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Oh my, Ms Neptune!

Posted on February 3, 2013 by krisfontaine

With the Queen of Romance, Neptune, swapping poetry, comparing romantic holidays, lighting candles, shopping for rings …shedding tears, feeling confused, yearning for his/her call, remembering how it use to be, holding onto a damaged dream with Madam Pisces – someone needs a reality check! Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces) – or those with a Mutable sign strongly placed: maybe you need to stop escaping and deal with what is really going down…? Come out from your web of uncertainty, check into your feelings, and free yourself up to do a fresh love lap. On your mark…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PLANETARY FORWARD PASS!

Posted on January 31, 2013 by krisfontaine

For the first time in a while all Planets are moving Direct! This means you have no excuse to continue staying stuck (Taurus), hanging on (Cancer), procrastinating (Libra), holding on (Scorpio)… It means you have no choice but to give up your dumping of anger (Aries), your scattering of energies (Gemini), your false pride (Leo), your worry-warting (Virgo), your control-freaking (Capricorn)… The word is you can start moving again (Sagittarius), begin connecting finally (Aquarius), stop wallowing at last (Pisces)…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013

Posted on January 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone. Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone. Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age