SATURN DIRECT: GLOVES ON!

Posted on July 10, 2013 by krisfontaine

Taskmistress Saturn has turned direct again in the dark and still waterways of sister Scorpio. During her recent retro movement, Saturn has nudged you to incorporate in your life the lessons from the shifts that occurred maybe as far back as October 2012. So you’ve had some solid time to digest the information and put the knowledge into practice. Saturn dominates the structures of your life, your integrity, and your dailies – i.e. bills, business, budget – and now is the time to put your gloves on and make sure they are in good shape. Check out the house Saturn is in, that she rules, and the aspects she makes to other planets or points in your chart, to see where you specifically need to check all is in order.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS:JULY 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on June 29, 2013 by krisfontaine

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS: JULY 2013 by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20

In a spin about a lover’s infuriating attitude or sexual clumsiness? Don’t be clueless in dealing with this delicate situation. Simultaneously, you manage to bypass an awkward moment in your work arena when a mind-switch requires an empathic angle.

Taurus April 21-May 21

Forever carrying the load, Taurus? Step back and let an equally competent individual knock themselves out. Watch your jaw drop at how well they lead the pack! Love-wise, you are ripe for a new start or additional commitment.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Deep in the dating game or refuelling an old relationship, Gemini? Unless you pull out your inner fair-trader, only half-measures will come back. Don’t go crazy with unrestrained verbals, or you could cancel out one shapely goal.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Consider if you are seriously attracted to an organisation, online course or residential complex, Cancer. Whichever way it rolls, be prepared to make a firm decision before the month is out. As you plug into a relationship, rethink your goals.

Leo July 24-August 23

On your mark to impress some sceptics who seem intent on pushing you off the corporate ladder or networking trail. Embrace this challenge, as it could indirectly strengthen your position. A lover shows a side that guarantees total re-bonding.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your creative juices are turned up high, Virgo. Bang out a blog, vamp up a room or deliver a work of art. You simply blitz an irritating family issue or fierce work assignment. Charged-up sexual moments are a tonic.

Libra September 24-October 23

Your inner-stylist eradicates those old-school outfits, and means avoiding a wardrobe malfunction. Zero fear (okay!) when trying on a new hairstyle that’s a scrape outside your comfort zone. Weary decor is saved by online specials and steals.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Chase down the company or person responsible for that hideous mess or over-charge, Scorpio. An impromptu party becomes the stage that fires up a new love interest or resurrects a past relationship. Clearly, it’s reliant on how you present.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

While you don’t want to reach burnout, you do need to keep riding the reliability train! A little sacrifice and extra input shows someone you’re the real deal. A recalculated lump sum or investment performance is totally on point.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Use the downtime you score to recharge, Capricorn. Then you’ll feel fully restored and up for brainstorming ideas for that complicated project. On top of that, you’re able to tackle that whip-cracking newcomer or cracked relationship.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Your dreams turn tangible, Aquarius! Plans appear solid; with a journey and challenging work project kicking things off. Rehashing shelved talents is also in the mix. Don’t pass up the opportunity to make further plans with your partner or admirer.

Pisces February 20-March 20

You diss the drama that may have included heavy responsibilities and over-the-top obligations. Instead, you choose to play hard for a while. A chronic ache or past trauma has its hand up for a new remedy.

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SATURN’S HURRICANE!

Posted on June 18, 2013 by krisfontaine

Saturn is busy doing her slow hurricane on Fixed Signs: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio & Aquarius (and those with strong Fixed Sign placements in their chart) right about now – as she moves two steps forwards and three steps backwards during her Retrograde dance. In lay-peep’s translation, this means Saturn is seriously challenging the Fixed Signs. She is about redefining direction, dealing with reality checks, and working harder towards goals. Wake-up calls concerning relationships are definitely on the Saturn bucket list, clearly defining who is real and who is seriously bad news. A good dose of patience + honesty equals major rewards on all levels, and looking after YOU becomes top priority! So who is guilty of letting themselves down…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO SATURN – SEX-APPEAL JUDGES!

Posted on May 29, 2013 by krisfontaine

Saturn in Scorpio = judging women’s sex-appeal! What a joke, some bigoted, arrogant, chauvinistic, misogynist, small-dick er minded jerks giving their insignificant opinion on women’s naked bodies on Denmark TV – with some archaic mentality that men can’t control their sexual needs and women don’t enjoy sex … and sad women who have limited self-esteem volunteering to be judged like horses, while not allowed to verbally talk – all under the guise of some intellectual experiment… oh pullease…

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/09/women-strip-men-judge-their-bodies-on-danish-tv-show/

Light off…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on May 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE

ARIES March 21-April 20

Someone on your team or across the table recognises your closeted talents. The fantastic fallout involves an increased income or residential upgrade. The side effect is a seriously loved-up month. Big eye-opener, Aries!

TAURUS April 21-May 21

If something isn’t kosher about a monetary matter or charming newcomer, all is revealed this month. Any high hopes could topple if you haven’t done your homework. On the flip side, a belated call means happiness-plus!

GEMINI May 22-June 21

Facing-off with a colleague, housemate or lover needs to happen before you can move forward. Pull out your self-discipline during dialogue, as it could lead to a fabulous friendship or lust-in. Finances reach an all-time high.

CANCER June 22-July 23

Listen to your inner voice, Cancer. If it sounds like foreign tongue, here’s the translation: it’s time to eliminate those stale situations in your world and allow those charged-up circumstances to prevail. A health issue is cracked.

LEO July 24-August 23

Ditch your doubts, Leo, and get inspired by what’s presented online, through family and via peers. Touch on information related to your chewed-over change of direction or a bad decision you recently made. Message exchanges spell seriously sexy.

VIRGO August 24-September 23

A cluster of second chances fill your month, Virgo. In the mix is a revamped work offer, a ritzy rehashed rendezvous, or the second-coming of a demised relationship. Expect some revelations when you meet the relatives or CEO.

LIBRA September 24-October 23

Don’t plunge into sharing your intimate details or exhibiting your darker side, Libra. Not if you want to impress someone new in your social zone, in your family or at your workplace. Dishing the dirt on someone won’t backfire.

SCORPIO October 24-November 22

The spin-off from a dysfunctional partnership, rash decision or some risky business is food for celebration. Lapping up the silver lining from a grief-laden experience is delicious. Bitch-slap the past – you are so moving forward!

SAGITTARIUS November 23-December 21

Shake off old concerns preventing you from taking the right course of action re your career.That was then, this is now, Sag! You’re seriously set to celebrate a union, blend families or take an across-the-board holiday.

CAPRICORN December 22-January 20

Bank on your new skill-set to score points at work, tackle a DIY job or resurrect relationship romance. You know what to do, who to include, and where to draw the line. This equals no awkward muck-ups.

AQUARIUS January 21-February 19

Your life seriously streams ‘beautiful’! With your stress levels plummeting and your self-esteem mounting, taking a calculated risk opens doors and steps up your earnings. Make space in your routine for one top-shelf soul-mate.

PISCES February 20-March 20

Before you lock yourself into something you aren’t totally prepared for, Pisces, chat with a knowledgeable mate or jump on the search train. Restore your imagination to dream up unique celebration ideas or construct a brilliant blog.

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JUNE 2013© KRIS FONTAINE www.krisfontaine.com.au

SCORPIO MOON: SUSPICION SUX!

Posted on May 24, 2013 by krisfontaine

Scorpio negative energy on the rise y’all… Being accused of something you didn’t do in your personal life? Are you worn down having to defend yourself and prove your innocence? Does it all seem like too much hard work? If the other person is aching for an argument, suspicious to the max, stubborn to the core, corrupted by their past pain, and unwilling to listen to the truth, you could be waiting a long time for an apology or an admittance of their wrongdoing…! Look after you.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

LOTL HERASCOPE May ’13 Up Now!

Posted on May 2, 2013 by krisfontaine

Read your May Herascope girls, bois & boys:

http://www.lotl.com/Web-Articles-2013/Herascope-April-2013/

It might just turn your Light on 😉

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO LUNAR ECLIPSE: Remove Your Shades!

Posted on April 24, 2013 by krisfontaine

The intense Scorpio Full Moon Lunar Eclipse (Sydney: April 26 2013, 5.57am) strokes the depths of your emotional core and urges you to go within and look at what is real for you. Whatever you have been kidding yourself about will stare you in the face, because the Scorpio Full Moon insists you uncover your personal secrets.

Anchored Saturn in Scorpio is the Moon’s right hand girl, offering you the big reality reveal. Saturn steps on her soapbox about you needing to deal with what is in your life, rather than get swept away with illusion. Saturn in Scorpio takes the stand that you take no shite into the next chapter of your life. Additionally, the Moon’s sextile to Pluto (who is perfectly trined to sensuous Venus), says you can expect seduction and passion to race through your private world.

This Scorpio Eclipse wants you to be savagely truthful with all the zones of your life – your relationships, your love-life, your career

Turn things over in your private moments and formulate a game plan. It’s about moving forward on whatever it is you truly want to manifest. Do it now!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – MAY 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on April 23, 2013 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

Expect progress with a financial glitch or legal issue. Pool funds, chat with a financial advisor, and get savvy with money. If you’re loved-up, it’s all systems go for wedding bands. Single Rammers invest in a more stylish wardrobe.

Taurus April 21-May 21

Kicking off a fitness program or family meeting will indirectly reshape your attitude and prompt your goal-setter to come out of the closet. Any further procrastination will not only push your self-destruct button, but may alienate your mate.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Relish the user-friendly equipment or dating site, Gemini. You want to avoid taking dangerous shortcuts or overlooking a total babe. It’s a chance to upgrade your skills or score the best seat in the house.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your bodyguard planets cover your tracks when meeting the new crowd, organising the event or meeting the family. Making a good impression tops your list, and this masks you feeling outside your comfort zone. Bottoms up, Cancer.

Leo July 24-August 23

Blog those smoking ideas, journal your raw feelings, and note to self re those complicated plans. And do it before you lose the momentum! This instantly boosts your self-esteem, and is the first step towards reversing a negative situation.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your image undergoes a subtle but clever make-over, Virgo. You are then on point to showcase your new persona to the judgemental group or buzz-kill interviewers. Just this minimal modification gives you maximum comeback.

Libra September 24-October 23

Bored of the single life, Libra? Someone’s magical words get you out of the house into mix-and-mingle mode. Attached Librans, if you’re up for refuelling your relationship, think romantic getaway or interesting introduction.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

A wicked investment idea or business proposal charges you up. Your planets say check the fine-print before jumping in. This sounds like an obvious move, but your preoccupation with a newcomer may shake up your senses.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Firm up your finances before changing abodes or taking that personal journey. An at-home job opportunity, unexpected income boost or lump sum payment is your save. Switch to positive mode and let Ms Universe do her work.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The May cosmic buzz happens in your work and health zone. Adopting new life rules, applying for a quirkier position or swallowing alternative medicine gets the focus. Have faith in where your personal transition is taking you, Capricorn.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Travel looks like being local and with a purpose. For attached Waterbearers, this could involve house-hunting or a romantic getaway. Solo Aquarians: doing a tour of singles-rich close-to-home venues results in partnering up. Happy days!

Pisces February 20-March 20

The real story behind someone you recently met or a job you have your eye on is revealed. Although some things are still not clear, it will deliver the necessary heads up. So what next, Pisces? It’s your move.

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

Posted on March 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up. Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

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