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NAUGHTY NEPTUNE: LIE ALERT!
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MARILYN MONROE ROCKS HER CHART!
WOW SISTA MARILYN! Just watched a Marilyn Monroe doco, as MM simply smashed her tongue-toned, chameleon Gemini Sun; blasted her exhibitionist, vain-to-the-max, top-cat Leo Ascendant; tore up her no-man’s-gonna-have-me, independent, rebellious, ingenious Aquarius Moon; ripped her switch-on-switch-off, self-centred, impatient Aries Venus… all coming unstuck by her over-emotional, escapist Pisces Mars, and simply put, her insecure, desperate T-Square, featuring her Moon (emotions) square to Saturn (depression) and opposition Neptune (self-deception)…
Light to this star amongst the stars…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
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MISSING PERSONS: NEPTUNE
Since around the April mark of 2011 – since Neptune entered Pisces, giving us a double-hit of uncertainty, confusion and deception (as well as a dose of gorgeous romance, but that’s another show!) – has anyone noticed people you have known for years in the service industries (Pisces/Neptune loves to be of service, and it comes from the heart in many instances, unlike Virgo ‘service providers’ who do it primarily from their head, but again, another show) seemingly disappearing off the face of the Earth, or disappearing within themselves…? We had a longtime electrician for our apartment block, awesome guy – friendly as Libran, you know the type – then suddenly he couldn’t be contacted, his business couldn’t be found. The last time i saw him i asked if he was okay – just a feeling – he didn’t look his usual happy self… Neptunian mystery – you never know what is really going on for someone – particularly if they wear a Neptunian mask. I trust he is travelling well, whatever he has chosen consciously or unconsciously. And from another amazing Libran man who also left suddenly:
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
SAG VENUS SQUARE NEPTUNE: SUSS IT OUT!
Venus has just burst into Sagittarius, lightening things up on the relationship front, urging you to laugh out loud again, and injecting more flirt factor into the story. But wait… Venus is about to be challenged by misleading Neptune (Empress/Temperance/Moon Tarot overtone), 
so all may not be exactly as it seems. Use your inner intuit to suss things out – if something doesn’t look kosher, schedule a rethink. Venus in Sagittarius will certainly give you more rope to fire things up in your relationship world or social life, but it can also give you or your partner enough rope to hang yourself! Easy does it now…
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
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HARD NEPTUNE LOVE
If you are
Neptunianly-challenged in your birth chart (e.g. a hard Neptune aspect to your Sun, Moon or any of the Personal Planets), or are currently experiencing a challenging Neptune Transit, Progression, or the like, things can become a little foggy on the love-front. Your emotions may be muddled, your feelings befuddled, and your state of mind may be seriously confused, particularly as far as your romantic relationships are concerned. Neptune rules romance, and romance can also involve deception, which is something Neptune knows only too well when it is involved in a hard position astrologically. It can be like you are living life underwater in some sense – which is how many sufferers of depression have explained things to feel like – all is soaked in jumbled emotions.
So it is important you pull your shutters up and look at the reality of things – check on what is really going on within yourself, and how you might be caught in a world of self-deception as far as your love-life goes. From my own challenging Neptune experience (long story short) I was heavily under the notion that someone I had been briefly involved with 5 years prior was ‘the one’ (but ended it because of a gut feeling, that I should have continued to heed in the second coming). However, the good feelings remained for me & i Neptunianly kidded myself that the love was unrequited, when i had actually cut the link. Ergo the relationships that followed just didn’t measure up in my Neptune-driven perception – but the truth was hidden, and it was only when I chose to be in a total relationship with my supposed ‘true love’ a few years later that I saw the Neptunian Light. Often Neptune hides the truth and then does a big reveal later down the track, crashing and burning one’s original perception.
As a result of my Neptunian example above – and let me add, that the interim relationships during the 5 year period contained red alerts, as well as a lot of love, as to what I was eventually to experience – I learnt one of the biggest lessons of my life, a self-growth opportunity under the guise (and Neptune is an expert at chameleon behaviour!) of true love.
So check into your emotions: is your perception real or a serious fantasy? Is it based on unfinished issues from your family of origin…? Own it, before the dream comes crashing down… P.S. All is good on my front now, and I am thankful for the experience — you can learn to swim through those Neptunian waters 😉
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
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PSYCHIC-ASTRO TIPS OCTOBER 2013
PSYCHIC-ASTROLOGY TIPS OCTOBER 2013 by KRIS FONTAINE
Aries March 21-April 20
Uranus confirms that October marks the start of a love attraction, or a spanking new beginning with your partner. On a budget with a special event locked in? Morph last season’s garb into something seriously current via online specials, markets and street treasures. Your transformed bod is all set to go – so hey.
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Taurus April 21-May 21
Assert your inner sex goddess or stud, says Pluto… because in order to score points with your date, mate or interstate connection, you need to be on top with this – and ASAP! Putting a modern twist on old-school decor is probably all you need to do for the required effects. Crying out for some workplace sanity? Nobody is listening, Taurus, so keep yourself bubbled-up and hit the gym.
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Gemini May 22-June 21
With your ruler, Mercury, doing intense things in Scorpio with good-girl Saturn, it’s no wonder you are feeling a little pulled, Gemini. A mind shift linked to your working world or financial status may leave someone in shock. Rehashing an old friendship could lead to rekindling connections with others you haven’t seen for some time. It will certainly jog your memory as to why you haven’t bothered catching up.
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Cancer June 22-July 23
Someone could be reading too much into your connection, Cancer, and it’s your place to set the boundary without spoiling the friendship – and there’s no time like right now to do it. Change is your middle name this month, with things that have taken their toll being removed from your immediate space. Keep the energy high by arranging a de-clutter and cleaning up you inbox.
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Leo July 24-August 23
Jupiter is quietly on your back to take a journey of the physical, emotional, mental or spiritual variety. It’s your call how you play it, but make sure you pack lightly, stay centred and don’t over-react. A friend or relative may want a piece of the action too, but only if they lose the demands – okay! You are over the Moon about an offer or invitation, and guess who’s coming for dinner…?
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Virgo August 24-September 23
Wind back the clock, Virgo, as you are about to start all over again, more or less. This could mean resuming a relationship, reinstating a business or moving to an old ‘hood. Your priorities have done a one-eighty, and old passions are being reignited, while new people, places and things aren’t really floating your boat. Someone’s undivided attention could be a game changer.
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Libra September 24-October 23
Your feel for fun fires up, Libra, as you lose the procrastination, shelve the laziness and touch base with Mr/Ms Hot As! You are about to reach your target as far as a career or financial project is concerned, but you need to shake off those old insecurities first. Guess what? You are expected to be the creative one in your household or family again – no pressure!
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Scorpio October 24-November 22
With the Mercury/Saturn link in Scorpio, expect to get real about something that involves serious mental work and, hopefully, won’t limit your capacity for enjoying the more sensual things in life. It’s up to you how you play it. Time to sort your living arrangements, and as you do this, your emotional state will magically improve. An exciting night in could become a regular event.
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Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Patience please, Sagittarius, because what you are putting out for isn’t too far off. By the way, if you mess with your work or domestic situation now, you may regret it later down the track, and could miss out on some special moments. Venus in your sign encourages a pamper session or a total restyle. Your wallet could enjoy a little pampering too, but don’t bust too many moves while online shopping.
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Capricorn December 22-January 20
Pluto fills you with ideas that could be fully taken on board at work or within your family set-up. The celebration goes full throttle when it’s established that someone is finally over the line or you get the pay-rise. Refuse to allow someone’s moodiness to crush your good state of being during October, because your world is pumping positive and you’re so ready to partay!
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Aquarius January 21-February 19
The Venus sextile promises a second coming with someone is in order, Aquarius. Whatever this means to you, it will make your life so much more fulfilling and will be all that you figured it would be. As you streamline your goals, update your living zone or make room for a family addition, you realise how well things are falling into place, and how much you deserved the income increase – hello!
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Pisces February 20-March 20
Neptune whispers ‘shhhh there’s a baby or business buzz going down, Pisces!’ Could it be a pregnancy or birth of a money-spinning business is high on your list? Time will tell. Whether you are hosting a dinner party or turning up as the favoured comic, it will be an unforgettable occasion in more ways than one. A long-distance proposal is something you just can’t knock back.
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©Kris Fontaine
DON’T COMPROMISE SENSIBILITIES! (Moon Square Neptune)
The Moon Square Neptune – although fleeting – may bring haunting issues from your past back on board, as you run the risk of creating emotional situations that may undermine your well being and happiness. Confusion does a touchdown, you are unlikely to see the big picture, and you could feel deceived or experience a bout of self-deception. The desire to take flight is on standby, as your sensitivity is on highbeam, and your fantasies and dreams are bracing for crash-and-burn mode.
Clearly this is the time to be definite about your actions, to get real with your dialogue, and be transparent about your intentions. Be clear about what you mean before you are misinterpreted, and ask what others mean before you misinterpret. But don’t allow anyone to pull the wool over your eyes or cave to their martyrdom/victim mentality – and don’t let yourself go there either.
Take action during this Moon square Neptune transit by blocking those from your life who refuse to respect your sensibilities. The cosmic energy right now is prone to emotional dramas and meltdowns, and this is your red light to clear the cobwebs and open your door to healthier connections. And as the haze disperses, you will understand the lesson and smile… 🙂
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
VENUS IN GEMINI: Humour = Sexy!
Loved-up Venus has just slipped into the Queen/King of Comedy sign, Gemini! So get your jokey game on guys – surprise your honey with something that will deliver a broad grin. Here’s the twist: baffling but compassionate 
Sister Neptune is on stand-by, so it’s important you keep things kind, loving and gentle. Any nasty tricks could see the last laugh being on you. Just sayin…
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
CAPRICORN MOON: Put a Ring on It!
The upcoming Capricorn
Moon teams up nicely with some hot planets on her 2.5 day journey. Capricorn Moon on Venus, Mars & Pluto points to deep attractions, sexual compatibility, true intimacy, stronger connection. Capricorn Moon gliding over Neptune promises anything romantically inclined, emotionally linked, connected to our inner visions are up for attention. Capricorn Moon touching Saturn equals all things longterm, serious, legally bound. So if it feels seriously real, Guys, don’t delay – put a ring on it…!
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
GEMINI MOON – Switch Yourself ON!
The Moon seriously flirts with the twelve Zodiac signs every month – 2.5 days of intimacy portioned to each one. So while the Moon is currently doing switched-on Gemini (conjunct Jupiter/sextile Sun, Venus, Mars & Uranus – like helloooo!!), you would be stir crazy not to be the voice of something you seriously believe in, speak up about an injustice @ or close to home, or talk yourself up in the team or during the interview.
On the flip side, due to romance-wrung Neptune squaring Ms Moon, if you are over a lover calling your personal inventory and owning nothing themselves, being the target for someone’s misdirected anger, or playing second fiddle to an inflated ego or an ex’s memory, simply zip your lips – so not worth taking on board or losing who you are over – not for even a split second…! Move on up, y’all…
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age