FOOL REVERSED = JUPITER SQUARE NEPTUNE

Jupiter’s wide Square to Neptune is doing it again… It’s like, if you aren’t trying to escape via your drug of choice, some of you may be under the impression that changing suburbs, states or countries could mean a new start. Sounds like a plan if you have sorted your baggage – sure thing! – but if you are still smarting from a relationship-gone-bad, job retrenchment, business-gone-bust, or a moment of madness, you need to stay put until things are sorted. Unless, of course, you want to attract the same situation in a different place – with a different face, but the same drama attached… Deal with it where you are, or start from scratch. Don’t pull your own leg, Guys (‘The Fool’ so Reversed!)… Your call, of course…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO MOON TRINE NEPTUNE: Love Sexual Healing…

Moon in Scorpio (sexual) trine Neptune (healing) over the next 2.5 days, Guys… So guess what?! The way to be in tune with the Universe is to allow yourself to heal – physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually – through a little love-making/sexual healing. Cosmic Cautioner: don’t dive back into a bad relationship (Scorpio energy has a tendency to regurgitate the past) – Neptune won’t even try to pull the wool over your eyes with a Trine in action, because any past connections – you know the cliche – they broke up because they were broken! Love the one you are currently with or the new hottie who comes knockin’ at your door please…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

BIG EX REVEAL! >> GEMINI MOON

You just have to LOL with total knowing, when gossip-monger Gemini Moon (conjunct Jupiter/square Neptune) does you the courtesy of bringing to light (Neptune) what’s BIG with your once stalky exes! There’s plenty of it being spread around at present, as words (Gemini) once uttered by those exes, show the actions (in flashing neon lights and surround sound – Jupiter & Neptune) just don’tmatch up! The total opposite to their big-noting (Jupiter) dialogue (Gemini) is shown in a mish-mash (Neptune) of obese lies and hilarious actions. Yep, gotta laugh out loud as you send them heaps of Light on their jumbled journey!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

Relationship Waterworks

With the Sun, Venus, Mars, & Neptune doing breast-stroke in Water sign Pisces, accompanied by Mercury and Saturn attempting back-stroke in  Pisces and Water sign Scorpio respectively, for many it’s race on to finish a dried up relationship, to stop drowning in those tears, and plunge into a more satisfying connection. For others, it’s about re-lubing a past partnership, and pressing on to moister pastures. Whichever way you are positioned, come from your heart.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MOON IN CANCER: EYE SEE

Moon is still in Cancer, and Cancer rules the eyes: Are you seeing yourself clearly…? Do you like what you see…? Whose eyes are you looking through…? Are you seeing yourself how you once were or how you are now…? Do you need to change your lens…? Time to shift your focus a little, so you see the real You.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CANCER MOON – WATER GRAND TRINE!

Over the next 2.5 days the Moon does its sideways crawl into Cancer – making a nice Water Trine with the Sun/Mars/Neptune three-way and Sister Saturn. What do this mean in lay-persons’ terms? It’s like you can take a deep breath and hope that your emotional life takes a rest from the torrid turmoil you’ve been part of recently. How to kick-start the process? Lose the drama, get over the disappointment, and open yourself up to new beginnings!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

YOU CAN DO IT! (despite Mars conjuct Neptune)

In spite of the current procrastinatory transit link – Mars conjunct Neptune – whatever it is you believe you can’t do (because of insecurities, disabilities, self-doubt, someone else’s doubt [!], laziness), there is always a way through, and it is often through necessity! Just to share my recent example: I have become my own website developer by default. What about you…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Pisces Mercury Conjunct Mars & Neptune: Will I, Won’t I…?

If you are on the brink of deciding to get on with doing something important, then switch to seriously deciding not to do it – don’t be fazed. You are just emulating the way Pisceans (or those with strong Pisces influence in their make-up) feel much of the time, i.e. pulled in two directions. Mars on Mercury wants you to get on with the deed, while Neptune’s play with Mercury is helping you to waft and weave. What’s a person to do? Stay with your confusion, wait for your green Light to flash, then let it roll… (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius & Pisces have the focus this time).

Green Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

Oh my, Ms Neptune!

With the Queen of Romance, Neptune, swapping poetry, comparing romantic holidays, lighting candles, shopping for rings …shedding tears, feeling confused,  yearning for his/her call, remembering how it use to be, holding onto a damaged dream with Madam Pisces – someone needs a reality check! Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces) – or those with a Mutable sign strongly placed: maybe you need to stop escaping and deal with what is really going down…? Come out from your web of uncertainty, check into your feelings, and free yourself up to do a fresh love lap. On your mark…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013


Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age