DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

Posted on January 18, 2013 by krisfontaine

With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PLUTO SEXTILE NEPTUNE – GO DEEP, IT WON’T HURT!

Posted on January 3, 2013 by krisfontaine

Pluto sextile Neptune wants you to dive deep into your emotional ocean, deal with your demons and see that there are no monsters! If you have ever mentally built up the outcome of something to be disastrous, unbearable, unthinkable, unimaginable, just sheer doom-and-gloom… or worried about what will happen when the day comes, when the results are back, when the person returns or when the connection breaks… If you are consumed with the fear of being alone, going for that job, taking the next step, or just dealing with everyday stuff, you aren’t alone… If you have focussed on ‘what-ifs’, dwelt on looming catastrophe or suffer from post-trauma, this is for you… If you can’t get past the negative, are stuck in a tunnel-vision, or feel locked into a self-imposed prison…it’s time to get out. Because it seriously will never be as bad as you envision!

2013 make it obscene,,,

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Queen of Pentacles Meets High Priestess

Posted on January 2, 2013 by krisfontaine

Virgo Moon (Queen of Pentacles) opposition Neptune (High Priestess) = handle the pull between your desire to please others and your readiness to please yourself! Listen to your pillow talk and inner Mistress/Master, as you do what feels right… Remember it begins and ends with you – unless you are fully comfortable in your own skin, heading in your chosen direction and content with your life, you have little chance of being there for anyone else in the true sense… Work the energies Now!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Posted on December 28, 2012 by krisfontaine

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?… big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MUSIC: PISCES-NEPTUNE/ARIES-URANUS STYLE!

Posted on December 23, 2012 by krisfontaine

Neptune rules what’s in fashion music-wise, while Uranus sets the trends… Listen up to the new boy/boi bands currently pouring out tear-jerker tunes in true Pisces-Neptune style, Taylor Swift plays victim to the bad boys/bois with ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’, Samantha Jade is vocally love-addicted with ‘What You’ve Done To Me’, and Bruno Mars is tragically feeling ‘Locked Out of Heaven’.

Switch stations for Aries-Uranus style break-up songs and there’s Taylor Swift again with ‘…Never Getting Back Together’, ‘Screaming & Shouting’ with Will i & Britney, and Alicia Keys cries out ‘Girl on Fire’ … and that’s jut the mainstream stuff – and neither Neptune or Uranus are mainstream planets, so the underground tunes must be seriously love-sick! Stay tuned…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

DOUBLE-DELUDED PISCES NEPTUNE! WE ARE STILL HERE…

Posted on December 21, 2012 by krisfontaine

For the majority of us, who didn’t allow Pisces Neptune to pull us into her cosmic net, it’s been just another day – we are still here, still queer, and there is ab nothing to fear! Meantime, the scare-mongers are, yet again, sitting awkwardly with their tails between their legs. Until the next time they have a doomsday turn, due to their sheer inability to get a life!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

VENUS TRINE URANUS SQUARE NEPTUNE – HOT & BLURRED!

Posted on December 17, 2012 by krisfontaine

Transitting Venus trine Uranus almost guarantees unexpected electric attractions, sudden smokin’ hook-ups, delicious dates and luscious lightening-hot introductions. Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) and Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) are targeted, but there’s a catch…

Venus square Neptune’s dip in the mix could fuzz-up perception, deal some deception and rock reality. Solution: an immediate online search, warding-off of stray competition, and not giving it up before meeting the family.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GEMINI JUPITER SQUARE PISCES NEPTUNE = RELATIONSHIP DEAL-BREAKER!

Posted on December 15, 2012 by krisfontaine

Big-Boy Jupiter in Gemini just makes Walking the Talk a wonderful marathon! But Jupiter is currently Retrograde, which means Walking the Talk is on serious hold. Simultaneously, Jupiter is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and the Neptune/Pisces negative slant consists of deception, confusion, lies, underhandedness, martyrdom, victimhood and major escapism. It’s no surprise our relationships are facing huge deal-breakers that go against our standards, challenge our self-worth, erode our emotional state, crash our feelings and water-log our inner-child.

If, like myself, you are reaping the fallout from a huge relationship deal-breaker – join me in regrouping, checking in with your knowing self, realising this red light flashed from the get-go, and that maybe you gave this connection too many tries… (my usual rule is 3 tries, then it’s out!). Chalk it up as another big lesson, and own that you are paving your route for something more real, more worthy of your loving, and far better. Walk your talk now!

Light on & Love rules

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SATURN IN SCORPIO SAYS GET NAKED!

Posted on December 13, 2012 by krisfontaine

It’s time for the big reveal, as a Scorpio Saturn encourages deep, dark, dungeon-truths to rear their heads. Personally and globally there’s nowhere to hide, no deceptions (not with Neptune, Ms illusionist, in supportive Sextile to Saturn), nobody to accommodate your bad business and nowhere to take your dump. The lesson? To strip yourself of any facades, smash those spiky secrets, throw down your astro-armour, and jump on the verification jetty… it’s that or be sprung pussyfooting and faking it…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

HOSPITAL HELL-RIDE?

Posted on December 10, 2012 by krisfontaine

On the flip side, don’t let the press take you for a dangerous Gemini Jupiter ride – don’t be sucked in by this gossip girl… yes the young radio announcers were foolish, but the intention was not to upset anyone – their producer let it go through – the hospital obviously didn’t have enough protocol their end – who knows how severely reprimanded the nurse was for her actions by her heirarchy – are they passing the buck? Apparently the unfortunate nurse had personal issues that were already making her feel anxious and miserable prior to the prank call. Nobody is to blame for anyone else’s choices – the intention of the silly pranksters was not to harm – it didn’t do any good, for sure – but this particular nurse chose to take her own life. These two radio rascals are suffering – they are remorseful and fragile – there’s fear for their lives. Let’s not encourage another Neptunian nasty…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age