PRANKSTER GANGSTERS!

Neptune in Pisces square Jupiter in Gemini can badly impersonate, majorly deceive, rock the boat, take someone for a ride, blow things out of the water, and overdose on substance! It’s the big Jupiter joke at someone’s expense – the underhanded manoeuvre that provokes an emotional tsumani. So many are experiencing this scenario in personal relationships at the moment… One dedicated nurse took someone’s stupid Jupiter prank to Neptunian heart & took the ultimate Neptunian escape – so not funny when the recipient of the joke isn’t laughing, and never will again on this plane… Neptune doesn’t think, Jupiter retro is devoid of conscience… Love & Light to the innocent nurse on her continuing journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CHEATING NEPTUNE!

When Neptune plays with your Natal Chart through Transit, Progression or any other Astrological movement – particularly when it fiddles with your personal planets and zones –  you may need to deal with dreaded deception, disillusion and cut-to-the-chase CHEATING to learn some lessons!

Whether you are experiencing it happening to you, around you or within you, it not only feels painful, it feels seriously wrong – regardless of what side of the relationship, financial or study bed you are tipping.

Remember if they can do it with you, they can do it to you – and if they can do it once, they will do it again – and if you are the one deceiving another, you are only cheating yourself!

Note to self: something begun on a deceptive note, finishes on an A-flat…

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

NEPTUNE IN PISCES/FIVE OF CUPS REVERSED = LIQUID SPILLS!

And not just in our planet’s oceans, but in our personal lives

(our bodies consist of 70% water remember!) … Oil & water don’t mix;

oil can be toxic & slippery, water can erode & overwhelm… so make sure whatever you let spill over is clean, non-poisonous & non-threatening…
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

PLANETARY PARTNERSHIP PINCHES!

PLANETARY PARTNERSHIP PINCHES

Obviously, during the course of a relationship, there are ups & downs, challenges, glitches & other tests… it’s the name of the game – and often if one person is dealing with a hard planetary transit, progression, etc., the other will have a planetary aspect that is likely to be experienced as ‘easy’, and therefore, a balancing-out effect can occur.

For example, if Transitting Saturn is squaring one person’s Sun (which can represent the revealing of past pain), and the other has Saturn Trine the Sun (a huge indicator of building foundations in some zone), providing the love & commitment factor is present between the two individuals, the support can shine through & the relationship should come out stronger.

Seriously, if every time a difficult astrological energy raised its head in a person’s life, their relationship was cut short, there wouldn’t be any longtermers, and love would be as fickle as fashion (quietly: on another note, there’s a good reason Neptune is associated with fashion, but that is another show, or blog rather ;)).

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

 

RETROGRADE PATIENCE!

 

Jupiter, Uranus & Neptune are currently Retrograde! If you are behind the eight ball with travel, study or personal growth, be patient. If you are frustrated with global disruption, political unfairness, religious hypocrisy – take a
deep breath, put your ten-percent in, be patient … it’s the Age of Aquarius, and her ruler, Uranus, is in pioneering Aries – and after this Mars-ruled sign has done the hard yards he won’t sit back and wait!

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

DOUBLE-DOSE DECEPTION

NEPTUNE IN PISCES…URANUS IN ARIES: HOT AIR…!

Time to be individually pro-active about allowing our global visions to be liquified, our hopes drowned, or our goals washed over — While Neptune in Pisces fogs up reality, it’s our job to take off the sunnies and see our ‘leaders’ real colours …

Kris

Mistress of New Age

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