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DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

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Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

NEPTUNE IN PISCES/FIVE OF CUPS REVERSED = LIQUID SPILLS!

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And not just in our planet’s oceans, but in our personal lives

(our bodies consist of 70% water remember!) … Oil & water don’t mix;

oil can be toxic & slippery, water can erode & overwhelm… so make sure whatever you let spill over is clean, non-poisonous & non-threatening…
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

DOUBLE-DOSE DECEPTION

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NEPTUNE IN PISCES…URANUS IN ARIES: HOT AIR…!

Time to be individually pro-active about allowing our global visions to be liquified, our hopes drowned, or our goals washed over — While Neptune in Pisces fogs up reality, it’s our job to take off the sunnies and see our ‘leaders’ real colours …

Kris

Mistress of New Age

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URANUS IN ARIES: ARE YOU MAKING THE MOST OF IT…?©

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ARIES: You could be kick-starting a new lifestyle…what are you waiting for?
TAURUS: You guys need to morph your dreams into reality…too scared?
GEMINI: Check in with your inner –saboteur… ask why you haven’t communicated your ideas yet?
CANCER: Time to switcheroo things on your home & family front… what are you hanging onto?
LEO: Romance is peaking in strange & wonderful ways…can you cope?
VIRGO: Changes @work are scheduled…ready to milk the opportunities?
LIBRA: Relationship shifts are banging at your cosmic door…are you in or out?
SCORPIO: Sexual & family-heritage issues need to be dealt with…make your stand ASAP!
SAGITTARIUS: Anything travel, higher education or spiritually-linked is highlighted…transformation time.
CAPRICORN: Career commitment or crash & burn? … your call, Cap.
AQUARIUS: Group matters equal enlightenment & self-promotion…lose the losers.
PISCES: Your subconscious is shaken & stirred to reveal the sweet stuff…let it wash over your personal world.
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

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ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012

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Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine
Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS OCTOBER 2012 by KRIS FONTAINE

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Aries

Clearly, it’s time to eliminate toxic elements from your personal and  financial zones in order to achieve your goals. Kick things off by removing  yourself from a tangled relationship….

Taurus

It clicks within, Taurus. You’re over the frozen  bedclothes, the messy moments and the un-popped plans. Change becomes a  must-have for your personal happiness.

Gemini

Mars powers up your  relationship zone, as you answer the hard questions or ask the ones you’ve been  painfully sitting on. Contradictions could help your decision-making big-time,  Gemini.

Cancer

Something gets on top of you, Cancer, but in such a  nice way! Saturn offers you more broad-spectrum structure in your world, with  documents to sign and commitments to stamp.

 Leo

Uranus gives you the  heads-up on finding meaning behind something that’s left you reeling. The trick  is to steer your thinking onto a positive track and accept the  support.

Virgo

The tend-setting Mars/Uranus trine suggests a  left-field approach to reinventing your living space or getting your flirtation  game on. You need to push harder to attract someone’s attention.

 Libra

Oh my, Libra, how you tear-up while witnessing a long-time-coming goal  manifest in all its glory! Recent disappointments have hardened you up, but your  inner-sook comes out to play.

Scorpio

The Moon/Mercury team-up asks  you what you have in mind to sort a reproduction issue, fur-kid adoption or  teenager’s future. Make a decision ASAP, or complications could  arise.

Sagittarius

Jupiter challenges your geographical position,  while Mars tops up your ambition. Is it about moving to a place that will  support your dream, or taking a job that means changing your address…?

 Capricorn

Watch your focus on global or political issues doesn’t  drown out items that need addressing in your personal life. You hardly want to  miss a saucy introduction or date.

 Aquarius

Been pulling back from  your current or someone you’re aching to hook-up with? Spoiler: those creative  juices will still flow in a fully-functioning relationship.

 Pisces

Having relocated your ‘assertive’ switch means a nail-biting money matter or  work worry does a one-eighty. There may be a couple of gold bands in the mix  too.

 

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

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CUSP FALLACY

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So your birthday falls when the Sun straddles the end of one astrological sign (ready to move into another), or has just entered an astrological sign – and you consider yourself to be on the cusp…? According to my way of thinking (and other noted astrologers’) -WRONG!

The layperson generally interprets this ‘cusp fallacy’ to mean a mingling of the qualities of the two Sun signs involved. You see, the Zodiac signs’ dates change slightly from year to year, due to the Earth’s shaky rotation on its axis. The full date of your birth will reveal there is only one sign your Sun can reside in – even if it is zero or 29 degrees of that sign (fyi there are 30 degrees in a sign).

So if, for instance, you are born on 21 June, and consider yourself to be on the cusp of Gemini/Cancer – well, your Sun officially falls in  one sign or the other, but your Mercury, Venus or another planetary point in your chart would be the reason you feel you have the qualities of both signs in your make-up… for example, a Gemini with Mercury in Cancer would be less likely to be as rational as a Gemini with Mercury in Gemini or Taurus. Ask away if you don’t get it…

Kris xx

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Retro Mercury

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In my books Mercury retrograde gets too much bad press!

On its own a retrograde Mercury is not enough to influence the amount of ‘chaos’ occurring at present – at the most a solo retro Mercury mucks up emails/post/general communication – it would have more to do with Mercury’s square to Uranus & Pluto, the fact that Mars & Saturn are also retrograde… plus with the Sun in sometimes deceptive Pisc…es and this sign’s ruler, Neptune, having just entered Pisces (her home turf), there’s a lot of hidden stuff going down on many levels… missing articles is just a symptom… or outer expression of the concealed stuff that is occurring in our personal relationships, politically & globally…

Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces) or those with cosmically challenged mutable signs in their chart will be feeling various levels of this ‘missingness’ in their lives as Neptune takes her Piscean journey … hold tight, because this is all part of living your dream x

ASTRO TIPS SEPTEMBER 2012 Kris Fontaine

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Aries

Jupiter powers you to bump up your communicatory technique before the month is out. This immediately cancels any chance of losing the deal, dumping your dream or caving to chaos.

Taurus

Milk the Virgo New Moon of her talent for working the room, making a mark and counteracting controversy. Happy days for a relationship you were convinced was heading south.

Gemini

Worried it’s way tricky to add your special touches to a work or home project that’s turning pear-shaped? It won’t be a fail if you avoid stepping on others’ tender toes.

Cancer

The quick fix for a relationship issue involves slipping more fun into the mix. Once this is in place, you’ll eradicate any doubts you may be entertaining.

Leo

The Sun takes Mercury’s keen ideas to bed, creating more options for increasing income or working in a favourite zone. Your domestic world is about to be seriously tweaked too.

Virgo

This month is about looking deep within and pulling out the elements you know will up your image and social status. Unexpected expenses could take a chunk out of your money stash.

Libra

Jupiter fully flirts with your Sun, assisting you to exchange contact details with a sexy southerner, or make things hot and heavy on home-base again. Right on time.

Scorpio

Ouch! Another nasty chapter completed in your domestic dramas. On your mark to start something sensational, Scorpio, that’s quite capable of delivering you out of those doldrums.

Sagittarius

Your cosmic conscience says open up about your past or come clean with that secret. This may mean make-or-break, but you will feel much more fluid within yourself.

Capricorn

Venus circulates love in your arousal zone, which could either deepen the connection with your current or cause you to find a more satisfying solution to a cold bed.

Aquarius

The Venus/Mars challenge entails reaching a nice balance between extreme activity and perpetual pleasure, as your fantasies sharply morph into reality. Aquarius, you’re amongst it.

Pisces

Fazed by work, Pisces? Your set-up shifts so you’re able to start living your dream. And he/she is right there beside you – all the way to the bank.

Kris Fontaine, QA (FAA Dip.) Mistress of New Age

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YOUR AUGUST ’12 ASTRO-TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE – MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

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Aries

Saturn squashes your fierce motivation, bumping it up to controlled contentment. The ideal head-space to sort your files, edit your friends’ list and commence that blog.

Taurus

The Jupiter/Chiron challenge means passing up possibilities that reek of past people, while making room for perky new connections. Money manoeuvre…s are marked as magical.

Gemini

The quick fix for a domestic problem is formatting a more structured routine. This overlaps onto your love-life, cancelling out any notion of being hard done by.

 Cancer

Concerned it’s too late to add your flavour to a program, celebration or outfit? It will be, if you don’t step up before the deposit goes down or plans are set in stone.

 Leo

Celestial counsellor, Venus, slides into your subconscious, editing your desires, tweaking your dream relationship, or plucking out your inner demons. Love her work, Leo.

Virgo

Whatever spin you put on your reasons for allowing a relationship to go pear-shaped, be on a mission to patch things up with those you mistakenly blamed.

 Libra

As you end a ‘hard knocks’ phase, Uranus kick-starts your new chapter, where you pull the strings or the plugs. Hold the whip in your left hand, Libra.

 Scorpio

Venus bats her eyelids at your Sun… this instantly assists you to catch an onliner’s attention or cosy up with your current after a serious dry spot.

 Sagittarius

Your keen conscience steers you towards helping a rough relative or fraught friend put their life back on track. This couples as a re-bonding session.

 Capricorn

Putting your partner or date’s feelings first could be a serious challenge with manipulating duo Venus/Pluto doing its job. Watch this doesn’t work against you.

Aquarius

Jupiter spreads golden opportunities on your daily grind. Be primed to train up, sign up and enter new territories. Bring on the bling for the big event.

 Pisces

Over colleagues switching sides, free-loading or blocking you? Lay your concerns out, and watch as your boss or team-leader suddenly has your back. You shark, you!

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