PLUTO SEXTILE NEPTUNE – GO DEEP, IT WON’T HURT!

Pluto sextile Neptune wants you to dive deep into your emotional ocean, deal with your demons and see that there are no monsters! If you have ever mentally built up the outcome of something to be disastrous, unbearable, unthinkable, unimaginable, just sheer doom-and-gloom… or worried about what will happen when the day comes, when the results are back, when the person returns or when the connection breaks… If you are consumed with the fear of being alone, going for that job, taking the next step, or just dealing with everyday stuff, you aren’t alone… If you have focussed on ‘what-ifs’, dwelt on looming catastrophe or suffer from post-trauma, this is for you… If you can’t get past the negative, are stuck in a tunnel-vision, or feel locked into a self-imposed prison…it’s time to get out. Because it seriously will never be as bad as you envision!

2013 make it obscene,,,

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DIRT ON POSING PROFESSIONALS – PLUTO IN CAPRICORN

Pluto is about digging the dirt, weeding out the worms and penetrating the politics… and working her way through Capricorn, you can rest assured that the low-life members of professional bodies (the good ones: respect) will be outed, revealed and made to pay! Think politicians, police, psychologists, teachers, religious leaders for example – they won’t have the advantage of sitting in their ego-based positions controlling, manipulating, blaming, twisting, and not owning their own stuff … anything underhanded, sly, emotionally-manipulating or non-kosher will be showcased – they will be eating their own words in 2013 – the turkies!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CAPRICORN PLUTO 2012: PASSION BUSINESS

As 2012 does its finale, you may be experiencing situations reversing and transforming in your life: circumstances coming to an end, valuable people coming back into your life, and worn out relationships creeping into the background or completely leaving your building… It’s the practical face of Pluto in Capricorn unmasked, as she purges toxic elements from your world – ones that are likely to hinder your transition into 2013.

Having paid through the nose for bad 2012 choices and extreme obsessions, it’s time to dig deep for emotional strength, and re-establish your sexual drive. Capricorn likes to file away finished business, calculate new business and pull out your inner Ambition-Ambassador. While Capricorn bathes in Pluto’s therapeutic waters, it’s your cue to revitalise your deepest desires, make passion your business, plunge into the perfect partnership and invest in the best there is. Your standards are rising. Be your own therapist and work your change-room!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORP SATURN SEXTILE CAP PLUTO – WORTH THE WAGE!

It’s rather sad in this Aquarian Age – the 21st Century, no less! – that there’s still a taboo on anyone working in the Psychic/Spiritual/Esoteric/New Age fields being paid for their time, effort, services, knowledge and expertise! We still have to put food on the table, keep a roof over our heads, look after our loved ones, etc., so why should we give it all for nothing when doctors, lawyers, teachers (all helpers – and all spiritual, because all we are is spirit in the end!), charge through their roofs without debate?! Many in our industry – like myself – have studied mainstream, trained for years in various esoterics, and done our dues as far as time goes with super-low-priced readings, and finding acceptance in a society that wants what we have to offer when the going gets tough, but isn’t always willing to pay for it. Our work can be exhausting, intrusive and demanding, and we deserve the reward like anyone. It’s like asking your GP to check your thyroid out of hours – we aren’t on call with our spiritual/esoteric tools 365/24/7.  As my Reiki teacher/friend’s Buddhist nun once said to her “We are spiritual beings in a physical form. The form needs bread. In the community you live in you have to pay for bread.” Respect for all Light workers.

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

FORMULA FOR DISASTER? CAPRICORN PLUTO SQUARE ARIES URANUS

Recipe for explosions globally and personally, Guys… It’s The Devil & Death cards meet The Emporer (reversed) & The Tower… As Capricorn calculates & Pluto uncovers another layer of hard facts, so Aries charges & Uranus reacts…It can be uber dangerous if the peeps involved are ignorant as to what they might be creating… Anger is a ‘d’ away from danger… We need to take a deep breath, rethink & centre – pronto!

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

KISS or MISS?

VENUS OPPOSITION URANUS SQUARE PLUTO – CARDINAL SIGNS (ARIES, CANCER, LIBRA & CAPRICORN) TARGETED

Fierce power-plays encourage radical change, a need for immediate gratification and a heightened sense of simultaneous passion and pressure. You need to radically reform behaviour patterns, tweak expectations, and lose the control. Reach inside for Venusian diplomacy and partnership skills, flirt with fun and connect with your inner-goddess. Let Pluto seduce with intensity, while Uranus helps you shake off those inhibitions. Go deeper, head outside your comfort zone, replace that old-school attitude, and look fabulous doing it!  ©

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age