PLANET KARMA:SATURN (Ritual Cleanse)

If Saturn is challenging you through Transits, Progressions, Returns, or the like, this Karma Cleansing Ritual is for you! Saturn@work represents limits, the tying up of what you know, and the end of unreal structures in your life. Don’t be afraid of Saturn – but do learn from her – because this planet’s perfectly formed rings are in charge of bringing you the discipline and life reconstruction you need. She gives you the missing boundaries, the needed order – she brings the finale of chaos! Her power lies in providing stronger foundations to your physical world. She pushes you to deal with the challenges, so as to bring more structure and tangibility into your life. Saturn connects with the root chakra and the crown chakra. She takes the restrictions of the earth realm and moves them into your higher consciousness, in efforts for you to resolve your karma. Her bad press as the grim taskmaster is unwarranted, as she can be a total help. As she wakes up your subconcious and gives you a reality check, it is your call to heed what she says. If you choose not to listen, whatever you resist paying attention to will present itself – for you to take by the horns.

Saturday is Saturn’s day, and therefore, the best day to do Saturn rituals. So if you are confronted with an issue and searching to find the underlying reason, try this one on:

  • Stand in your workspace
  • Bring in the Light for your highest good and the highest good of all concerned
  • Anoint yourself with Myrrh Oil
  • Draw the glyph of Saturn on a piece of paper
  • Ask for the lessons of the situation to be clearly revealed for your understanding
  • Burn or bury the paper with the Saturn glyph
  • Just listen
  • The answer will come in time (Saturn rules time), through random messages and means.

Light to you on your journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

5-STEPS: ACQUIRING WHAT YOU WANT ASAP!

Over settling? Done with second best? Finished chasing unavailables? Through accepting slopping seconds? Sick of the same ol’, same ol’? So you would be seriously exhausted sabotaging your happiness…right?? It’s time to put out for what you want, and mean it! Try these 5 easy steps – do it daily, every time you have a negative thought, before you even begin to make unhealthy choices again:

  1. Ask for the presence of the Light (for the highest good of all)
  2. Visualise what you want (don’t miss a trick)
  3. Affirm what you want (say it, think it, write it)
  4. Give it up to the Universe
  5. Wait (patiently… ahem!)

Note: If you don’t receive what you want in exactly the way you expect – you will get a version in the form you need. …Any questions?

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

Troll Alert: Scorpio Saturn Square Aquarius Sun

With sinister Saturn crawling all over Scorpio and virtually attacking Aquarius’ Sun, it’s no surprise to find an onslaught of undercover trolls streaming through cyberspace on their misguided mission to torment those boldly going about their business. Be careful who you accept as friends, who you allow to post, and who you tell your story to. Trust your gut feeling, heed your suspicions and listen to your inner voice. Note: trolls are under the misapprehension that they go unnoticed and believe their actions will soon be forgotten – trolls have no conscience! Make a choice to keep your online space troll-free ASAP.

Light around y’all …(good feed for blogs though ;))

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS – BRING IT TO MY WEBSITE!

Hey you fabulous Facebook friends & followers: www.facebook.com/kris.fontaine1 and www.facebook.com/KrisFontaineWriter… Would love you to bring your valued comments to my upgraded and developing Website in future www.krisfontaine.com.au – see you there …muah!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MOON IN LIBRA: BE NICE NOW!

Moon will enter lovely Libra in a few hours, so you can leave the serious Virgo business behind and get involved in the art of amorous relating, social life balancing, stylish dressing, super shopping and delicate debating. Over the next 2.5 days the energy is ripe for beginning relationships, ending involvements, and sealing the deal with a ring and/or walk down the aisle! Keep your diplomatic hat nearby, strut your elegance, be the modern mediator. Oh, and don’t forget to pull out your inner-designer and start on that home project or mini mistresspiece…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

PLANETARY FORWARD PASS!

For the first time in a while all Planets are moving Direct! This means you have no excuse to continue staying stuck (Taurus), hanging on (Cancer), procrastinating (Libra), holding on (Scorpio)… It means you have no choice but to give up your dumping of anger (Aries), your scattering of energies (Gemini), your false pride (Leo), your worry-warting (Virgo), your control-freaking (Capricorn)… The word is you can start moving again (Sagittarius), begin connecting finally (Aquarius), stop wallowing at last (Pisces)…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

BIG BOY JUPITER DIRECT – BRAIN UNFREEZE!

Gemini Jupiter turns Direct tonight in the Southern Hemisphere (tomorrow morning in Northern hemisphere)! Expect your mind to switch on again, your plans to fall into place, communication to gear up once more, study to be in your thought-forms, travel to be a priority, long-distance connections to rekindle, and your humour to get back on track. Your mind changes and philosophy flips will be on high-beam, and your curiosity (Gemini) will be enormous (Jupiter) on a level that is relevant to you. This is a forward-moving period coming up, and you can expect the truth (Jupiter) to come out big-time (Jupiter again) – personally and politically – because Gemini just doesn’t stay silent for long!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

PISCES NEPTUNE+WATER SNAKE=FLOODS

Neptune (Water) in Pisces (Water) plus the Water Snake Chinese year in the mix – getting the equation? The common denominator is Water! As a result, flooding on all levels is sadly (tears are another Pisces/Neptune trait) no surprise. So, my bathroom sink’s wall pipe burst on New Year’s Eve, flooding my entire apartment, purging and clearing the debris and dirt from 2012. Unnerving and disrupting at the time, but very necessary. Consequently, I was freed up to move into 2013 totally cleansed and raring for new beginnings – surrendering to spirit (Neptune/Pisces) in a sense.This was a microcosm of the devastating floods coming up in Queensland and New South Wales, Australia – so join me in putting out for new starts and fresh options for those directly affected by these floods ASAP!

Light to all…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013


Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Australian of the Year = Pluto in Capricorn!

Welcome the prototype Capricorn iconic, pioneering, FEMININE feminist as Australian of the Year 2013 – Ita Buttrose! A stylish woman who paved the way for her societal struggling sistas to simultaneously wear their maternal, sexy, intelligent and career-competitive  layers, proudly and comfortably – while looking classy doing it! As a result, in the 21st Century, a feminine woman doesn’t need to recycle her lipstick and hide her curves in order to be a successful female and on par with her male counterparts. This marvellous editorial matriarch, who fought for females in the 70’s, is now in her 70’s, and ready to transform (Pluto) the ageism (Capricorn) issue. Still going strong at 71, this has to be a huge message for women of all ages – and certainly the ageism issue is a missing link in the feminist movement.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age