Just a quickie: Full Moon in Leo (7 degrees) Sunday 27 January Sydney: Don’t dare be waylaid by ego issues or drama – y’hear… Keep the party going, guys!
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FENG SHUI LOVE FORMULA!
If you’re not feeling the lurve, haven’t felt loved-up in a while, missing the kissing, aching for your partner’s passion, or wishing your next soul-mate would smile at you (note: we tend to have multiple soul-mates in a lifetime – as we shed skins and morph into who we truly are, so our relationships shift, and they either make or break)… try this Feng Shui remedy…
Place in the Far Right corner of your Bedroom:
- 2 Red Cushions
- 2 Red Candles
- 1 Hot Couple Pic
- 1 Sexy Ornament
- 1 Bottle Massage Oil
- 1 Evergreen Plant
- 2 Pink Roses
- 2 drops of Ylang Ylang/2 Drops Rose Essential Oils (burn in this zone regularly)
- Fresh Strawberries & Cream (eat in this zone regularly)
Remove all traces of:
- Anything Ex-Related
- Anything Frayed
- Anything Chipped
- Anything Cracked
- Anything Dripping
- Single Beds
- Dried Flowers
- Break-up DVD’s
- Love-Sick Novels
- Stained Sheets
- Recycled Toys
Love-Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
MOON IN CANCER – HOME TIME!
Moon is in homey Cancer for the Australia Day (mine & my 1st cousin’s xx birthday!) long weekend… so expect to cancel that road trip and go local, cosy up with your lover and go crazy, do what makes your inner-kiddy happy and go play… Cook up a healthy storm, share nostalgic stories, connect with relatives, rekindle your nurturing side, love your breast-size, own your feelings, plan a home or family extension, cry during a girl flick… On the flip side, keep the drama volume down, the bitchy switch off, the secrets out, sideways crawling under wrap, and over-sensitivity close to zero!
Party Lights On! …
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
SALES GLITCH – JUPITER RETROGRADE – MORE PRODUCTS WANTED!
FYI guys (and mirrored beautifully by retro Gemini Jupiter…sigh!), most of my Amazon products could not be shipped to Australia after all… Plan B: I am affiliating Fishpond products from my Website (currently waiting on product codes, but search box ready on my Kristal-Plus Shop webpage for purchases). Here’s the punchline: If you have New Age Products (crystals, jewellery, books, stones, runes, tarot cards, crystal balls, essential oils, etc.) yearning for affiliates, please run them by me…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
ESSENTIAL BEAUTY BOOST!
KRIS’ ESSENTIAL RECIPE FOR MUST-HAVE FACIAL MOISTURISER!
The baseline for any Face Moisturising Creme is Sorbelene – add the Antioxidant ACEs and you have your essential beauty creme …
1 Jar Sorbelene Cream
mix with
6 drops of Pure Citrus Essential Oil (Lemon or Orange)
Oil of 1 Vitamin E capsule
2 Tablespoons of Vitamin A Cream (regular chemist tube)
*You may want to make 2 pots – 1 for day/1 for night – this way you can add SP30+ to your day creme – alternatively, put the SP30+ over your creme or choose a foundation that contains SP30+ … And for the night creme add 6 drops of Pure Essential Lavender Oil as it is a low tone (Pure Citrus Essential Oils are high tones and are good for waking up) and will help you relax and sleep… FYI our biggest aging factors are the sun, smoking, alcohol and stress … so save your skin, save your dollars, and start mixing…
Beauty Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
FREE SPEECH NO MORE? (SCORPIO SATURN/CAPRICORN PLUTO)
WITHOUT PREJUDICE…
Is this really what it is coming down to in the 21st Century under the drawn-out influence of Pluto in Capricorn and the short-term effect of Saturn in Scorpio…? That is, going retro, not only in fashion, but in having a voice, stating it how it is, owning an opinion. If the present government have their way, it’s goodbye to hard-core media comments and ciao to blatant blogs. Don’t get me wrong – as in the mix, and awesomely so, is racial, religious, age and GLBTI anti-discrimination – but these offensive discriminations are essential, necessary and totally on the mark. However, these too could be abused with this new political proposal! Voicing an opinion equals free speech out the window – and it won’t matter how correct the ‘offender’ is with their comments, if the ‘offendee’ is offended and reports the ‘offender’, then it’s game on! We won’t even be able to look at someone the seemingly wrong way. It’s back to the Age of Pisces when people took no responsibility for their feelings, blamed and shamed, dumped their emotional reaction on the innocent party who simply came from their perspective. This pending law needs to be tweaked to cover the stuff that really matters, not to keep our tongues hostage. The old-school Capricorn/Saturn tendencies are paired-up with the vindictive Scorpio/Pluto qualities, and we are likely to get the Saturnian cane from BDSM Pluto – without our consent!
Not taking this lightly…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
MOON IN GEMINI: MAKE YOUR MOVES!
The Moon sits in Gemini for the next 2.5 days, speeding things up, talking things up, gearing things up… for fast-flow communication… It’s time to spill your beans, heed the gossip, chat up that newcomer, tweet with wit. In the process, check how many faces you are dealing with or bunging on, keep extra compassion in your bag, leave any c
heap humour at the door, and crank up your sleep-time!
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!
Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.
Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!
2013 make it obscene…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
REGULUS STAR SHIFT – JUST PART OF THE POSITIVE!
Below is a question-come-comments from a respected blog-follower, Chelle, which i found very interesting & pertinent — my response follows:
Hi Kris, do u know much about the Regulus star? It moved from leo into virgo after 2160 years in Nov 2011 yay! n 1 day later the occupy movement began. I feel this regulus star has big influences worldwide. I know that being in the Leo spot for that long has caused all the greed around the world and the nastiness, but that is soon to change! Can you see everything falling apart? Things that held greedy businesses together? Sadly it affects the good people too like those losing their jobs. But all for the good in the end I think. With Regulus star in Virgo now, the focus is on environmental matters and people’s care and well being so a BIG yay for that! I think we won’t truly really really start to see the big differences until the babies born after 16th Nov 2011 grow up into adults. I feel a lot of the new 2011 onwards generation being born will be great people, not so many nasty people I’m hoping. I feel optimistic about our futures. Your thoughts on this? ![]()
Chelle
Kris’ Reply:
Hi Chelle
Good question! Actually, I don’t find the Stars to have a major effect globally or personally – they may emphasise something a planet is doing, but not too much else. In 2011 Earth was getting use to Uranus’ move into Aries (after being in pipe-dreaming Pisces since March 2003), so that would have shaken up the status quo of things globally. I don’t see Leo as a greedy sign – maybe egotistical – meglomaniac-ish even – whereas, Virgo can be quite tight and bitter-tongued on the negative side. I prefer to leave the ‘doomsday’ readings to those who feel the need to go down that track, as i certainly don’t see things ‘falling apart’ globally, by any stretch of the imagination! Saturn in Libra can equal the opposite of fairness, and this would have reflected the sad job losses. Saturn is now in Scorpio, doing its job of ‘Pay-back time!’ – so the structure of things on the work-front should be pulled into line so the ‘little person’ gets a fairer go. Definitely like the idea of the focus being on environmental matters, but again, i see that as being largely due to Pluto’s tour through Sagittarius over the last few years – and now a Capricorn Pluto will calculate what needs to be done in cahoots with Saturn in Scorpio (the second-chance Sextile), and an Aries Uranus will get it done! stand with you in being optimistic about our future, and fully appreciate the angle you are looking at things from here.
2013 make it obscene…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
POWER PLANET PLUTO: COMMAND RESPECT
Power planet Pluto’s wade through corporate Capricorn is peeling those in authority – the ones who like to push their weight around, for no good reason – from their plastic pedestals, and bringing them back to Earth with a thud! But not before they have had their inflated self-importance ground down into healthy humility. I don’t want to sound repetitive, but there is evidence of this hideous behaviour happening globally in numerous zones. And then take a look in your own backyard – it’s taking place right there in your personal world too! You can’t demand respect, you need to work for it to deserve it. Some serious ego-tweaking is on the agenda…
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age

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