CHUNK OF CHINA

CHUNK OF CHINA

As a transitting Aries Uranus influences China ‘s generational change – with pioneering peeps heading the Communist Party – so China’s economy  encourages a better standard of living. Wages rise, and their fierce price competition with Western economies goes tragically limp lo. Watch as China catches up with our measure of money, and rewind to vintage times, when Westerners were happy to pay for quality. It’s a win-win.

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

CHEATING NEPTUNE!

When Neptune plays with your Natal Chart through Transit, Progression or any other Astrological movement – particularly when it fiddles with your personal planets and zones –  you may need to deal with dreaded deception, disillusion and cut-to-the-chase CHEATING to learn some lessons!

Whether you are experiencing it happening to you, around you or within you, it not only feels painful, it feels seriously wrong – regardless of what side of the relationship, financial or study bed you are tipping.

Remember if they can do it with you, they can do it to you – and if they can do it once, they will do it again – and if you are the one deceiving another, you are only cheating yourself!

Note to self: something begun on a deceptive note, finishes on an A-flat…

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

GEMINI FULL-MOON LUNAR ECLIPSE (29 November 1.45am EST)

The Knight of Swords & The Knight of Wands (reversed) hammerheading…

As your mind desires new stimulation, your body twitches for fresh fun and your curious streak is highly-motivated, so your inner-philosopher comes out to play, your optimism fires up and your freedom needs are on fire! It’s Ms Gossip Girl meets Mr Foot-in-Mouth, as you run the risk of a relationship train-wreck. 

Focusing on the logical, matter-of-fact elements, whilst keeping the big picture close to your chest are good moves. You have new data at your fingertips, and you can either use it in a totally sensible manner or throw it around like recycled confetti!  

Kinky Uranus is on tap with sudden explosions, so make them sexy ones. Spontaneity is on standby, and you need to be uber-compromising and primed for unexpected situations. With Venus & Saturn lined up, the potential for enduring love-making is poised, and they’re waiting for you to pull out some awareness…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE WORLD ENDS (YET AGAIN)? … Not On Your Life!

Oh my, another doomsday theory that this planet will demise on 21 December, 2012. This is according to the Mayan writings, that are as open to interpretation as the man-made bible.
Of course, a cosmic catastrophe via another planet is on the list, or possibly the Earth has a sudden reverse-rotation … (yawn). Here’s my take (in tune with the Death Tarot card’s meaning & the Grand Trine occurring on this day): there will be a continued shift in the collective consciousness, a continued stream of spiritual transformation, and the continued dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Enjoy!
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

MERCURY TURNS DIRECT! (Page of Swords)

Mercury goes direct!

 8.47AM EST Tuesday 27 November 2012

Talk the talk again… have that overdue convo, make the call, send those messages… receive that info, respond to the text, find that email… download those tunes, have that catch-up, reply to the blog, comment on a pic, brainstorm ideas… get those results, send the application, correspond with the CEO… plan a holiday, take a road trip, chat with that hottie, book a room…!

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

 

FORMULA FOR DISASTER? CAPRICORN PLUTO SQUARE ARIES URANUS

Recipe for explosions globally and personally, Guys… It’s The Devil & Death cards meet The Emporer (reversed) & The Tower… As Capricorn calculates & Pluto uncovers another layer of hard facts, so Aries charges & Uranus reacts…It can be uber dangerous if the peeps involved are ignorant as to what they might be creating… Anger is a ‘d’ away from danger… We need to take a deep breath, rethink & centre – pronto!

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

BURN IT UP PEOPLE!

Sun in Sag trine Moon in Aries – King of Wands/Queen of Wands: It should be hot, it needs to be fiery, it could be steamin’, it has to be smokin’…! And if you aren’t fired up right about now, make it your priority to seize a new challenge, strike a sensational connection or grab hold of that goal with your hot little hands…!

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

GIVE IT UP FOR GAZA!

(And Cease Fire of Negative Prophecies for December 21)…

Send Light, wish big, think positive, pray hard & care totally – this planet’s macrocosmic evolution depends upon our individual microcosmic inputs, efforts, support & solidarity – we are all-one…

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age