JUPITER JUMPS WITH JOY!

Use your Jupiter placement in your natal chart to counteract a challenging Saturn… for example, Jupiter in Sagittarius in the 10th House could bring joy through writing, legal interests or sporting activities…. Check your Saturn & Jupiter out, then devise a game plan xx

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SATURN SOMETIMES SUCKS:

If Saturn is challenged in your natal chart, dealing with depression and anxiety could be one of life’s little lessons…

For example, Sun square Saturn could imply distance or feelings of rejection stemming from father, and this could manifest in bouts of depression, fear of intimacy and/or bad choices with men in adulthood…

With Moon and Saturn it can be mother/women-related…

Kris xx

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JULIA GILLARD PREDICTION

As I stated on Sydney radio 2GB last week, Julia Gillard’s last attempt to remain prime minister is to say ‘yes’ to gay marriage – she came close today after lunching with some gay couples by saying ‘it is inevitable that gay marriage will become legal’ … Close isn’t good enough in this Aquarian age…

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KARMA IS A BITCH!

ONLY IF YOU DON’T PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT: ‘Liars always get found out’ (Moon reversed), ‘If they can do it with you, they can do it to you’ (Death reversed), ‘What goes around, comes around’ (Justice Card)…

This is so ……strong on personal & global levels. So… if you have been misinterpreted or misrepresented, don’t play Miss Victim – remember you are strong, & it’s only a matter of time before you reap your good karma & the imposters are revealed (the wheels are in motion as you read this :)…

Kris xx

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Fashion Fish!

It’s the slow-moving planets, particularly Neptune, that set the tone of fashion on this planet … Neptune has just moved into Pisces which, once settled,  is bound to wash over the radical, rebellious, androgynous, hippy fashion that Aquarian Neptune brought to the cosmic table …

Of course, Pluto in Capricorn will still be big on vintage, and we can expect hair fashion to have a new twist with Uranus newly in Aries —-

So watch as the flow of fashion takes on a Piscean flavour: blues & greens, softer lines, imaginative creations, seamless bodywear, balmier swimwear, underwater creations, dreamy outfits, hidden skin, ocean jewels, more flexible footwear, fantasy fads …

Kris x

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Long Distance Relationships

Okay Guys… Long-distance relating is so perfect for the commitment phobe (which usually involves fear of being smothered or fear of being abandoned – sometimes they fluctuate) – and often involves challenging Sun, Moon, Venus or Mars aspects to Uranus or Neptune in the natal chart – & sometimes Saturn is involved (fear of rejection factor makes one push others away)… here’s another cathartic poem to ponder over:

LD Unplugged

Kris Fontaine

Handling long-distance

Lump on the patience

Keeping it real

Sheer persistence

Master interaction

Minus resistance

Banging keys not bodies

Snap shots in time

Hard plastic, exaggerated fears

Time zones collide

Ignored rear

Roller-coaster ride

Words misinterpreted

Issues become nuisances

Frustrated mutters

No touching, no nuances

Hazy memories of contact

Trust in the gutter

Ultimatums, hang-ups

No lusty make-ups

Phone n chat no compensation

Short on fuses

High on maintenance

Living in different nations

Big on chemistry

Brief bouts of tangibility

Slightest thing sets me off

Subtle sounds get you off

Tired of limitations

Over bad communication

Commitment-phobe, loving my space

But a vacancy exists

Where we came face-to-face

Back-to-back gigs

Laughing out loud

Content in my digs

Avoiding the crowds

Missing the frenzy

Dissing the bills

Craving the love

Needing the thrills

…Dam it’s hard

‘til we eyeball again

Saturn In Libra 2009-2012

Fairness in court:

Saturn in Libra – take note of the big one-eighties that have taken place/are taking place re wrongly accused individuals…

Older Beauties:

Saturn in Libra – beauty is ageless, older women are being recognised as looking beautiful too…