KRIS WRITES!: BOOK SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

For y’all’s information, I’m about ready to write a book (been putting it off for years, as you do, when other things get in the way!) – but now there are no more excuses, no procrastinating, and no making it less important than other important things in my life (that so looks like a New Year’s resolution – noted)…

The market is full of esoteric books, and there are numerous avenues i could go down… it would be awesome if you could put your thinking caps on, as would love to hear what you would like to read and what you feel the missing links are on the e/bookshelves… the genres can be anything in the New Age realm – from Astrology & Tarot, through to Psychic Tools & Feng Shui – as a nudger, think relationships, sexuality, dogs…Thank you in advance…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

UGANDA’S UGLY CLOSET

Look, i’m not about to stereotype what a lesbian looks like/acts like – because gay/queer women come in all shapes and sizes, and present in a whole range of different identities… but my psychic-ability-come-gaydar switches to highbeam when i see the hypocrisy exhibited by one of the spokeswomen jumping up and down for engaging-homosexuals to receive the death penalty in Uganda ASAP. She just screams ‘CLOSET DYKE’!… her self-hatred, denial and shame must be so huge that she has to project onto others… she would get my pity for her ignorance, if she wasn’t such a deadly discriminator and full-blown phony … grrrr. Uranus in Aries, stop being so self-oriented and do your global ‘It’s-okay-to-be-who-you-are’ thing already!
Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CANCER FULL MOON 28/12/12

The last Full Moon for 2012 falls in 7 degrees Cancer, 9.21pm December 18, 2012, making it essential to deal with family karma, move on household issues, talk extended or blended,deal with mother issues, consider reproduction or adoption, put on your patriotic hat or slip into your political suit. Avoid retreating – you can’t afford to keep things in – you need to expel, expose and extend yourself emotionally. Nurture yourself and those you love, reminisce and get nostalgic… but don’t dwell on the past… move forward and heal.

Happy New Year y’all!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DIRT ON POSING PROFESSIONALS – PLUTO IN CAPRICORN

Pluto is about digging the dirt, weeding out the worms and penetrating the politics… and working her way through Capricorn, you can rest assured that the low-life members of professional bodies (the good ones: respect) will be outed, revealed and made to pay! Think politicians, police, psychologists, teachers, religious leaders for example – they won’t have the advantage of sitting in their ego-based positions controlling, manipulating, blaming, twisting, and not owning their own stuff … anything underhanded, sly, emotionally-manipulating or non-kosher will be showcased – they will be eating their own words in 2013 – the turkies!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MUSIC: PISCES-NEPTUNE/ARIES-URANUS STYLE!

Neptune rules what’s in fashion music-wise, while Uranus sets the trends… Listen up to the new boy/boi bands currently pouring out tear-jerker tunes in true Pisces-Neptune style, Taylor Swift plays victim to the bad boys/bois with ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’, Samantha Jade is vocally love-addicted with ‘What You’ve Done To Me’, and Bruno Mars is tragically feeling ‘Locked Out of Heaven’. 

Switch stations for Aries-Uranus style break-up songs and there’s Taylor Swift again with ‘…Never Getting Back Together’, ‘Screaming & Shouting’ with Will i & Britney, and Alicia Keys cries out ‘Girl on Fire’ … and that’s jut the mainstream stuff – and neither Neptune or Uranus are mainstream planets, so the underground tunes must be seriously love-sick! Stay tuned…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone.  Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini. 

 

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

 

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

 

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

KRIS FONTAINE, MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

©Kris Fontaine, 2012

DOUBLE-DELUDED PISCES NEPTUNE! WE ARE STILL HERE…

For the majority of us, who didn’t allow Pisces Neptune to pull us into her cosmic net, it’s been just another day – we are still here, still queer, and there is ab nothing to fear! Meantime, the scare-mongers are, yet again, sitting awkwardly with their tails between their legs. Until the next time they have a doomsday turn, due to their sheer inability to get a life!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

2nd-LAST DAYS OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’

‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – KRIS FONTAINE

LISTEN UP GUYS: IT’S MY LAST TWELVE DAY OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – SO ON THE 2nd-LAST DAYS OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ WHAT WILL MISTRESS KRISSI GIVE TO YOU…?:

4 x 1 BOTTOMLINE QUESTION ANSWERED ON MY WEBSITE

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1st-LAST DAYS OF ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – KRIS FONTAINE

‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – KRIS FONTAINE

LISTEN UP GUYS: IT’S MY LAST TWELVE DAYS OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – SO ON THE FIRST-LAST DAY OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ WHAT WILL MISTRESS KRISSI GIVE TO YOU…?:

6 x 1 QUESTION ANSWERED ON THIS FORUM – FIRST IN, FIRST SERVED!

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