UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!

Posted on January 21, 2013 by krisfontaine

Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.

Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Posted on December 22, 2012 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone. Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini.

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

KRIS FONTAINE, MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

©Kris Fontaine, 2012

VENUS TRINE URANUS SQUARE NEPTUNE – HOT & BLURRED!

Posted on December 17, 2012 by krisfontaine

Transitting Venus trine Uranus almost guarantees unexpected electric attractions, sudden smokin’ hook-ups, delicious dates and luscious lightening-hot introductions. Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) and Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) are targeted, but there’s a catch…

Venus square Neptune’s dip in the mix could fuzz-up perception, deal some deception and rock reality. Solution: an immediate online search, warding-off of stray competition, and not giving it up before meeting the family.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

AIR AND FIRE UNITE – Uranus Direct!

Posted on December 14, 2012 by krisfontaine

Uranus’ tornado travel through dare-devil Aries began March 2011 and will continue until 2018. This will create change over a 7-year generation time-span, whereby this Aries Uranus makes our consciousness (personally and collectively) step up and impact our lives and planet in a dynamic way. This combination of energies can either be a cyclonic catastrophe or winds of change.

The Cardinal signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra & Capricorn) will experience more dramatic modifications within self, regarding relationships and associated with career. The other members of the Fire triad (Leo & Sagittarius) will find the changes more free-flowing and less challenging, particularly in connection with personal travel on all levels and creativity of all denominations. Gemini and Aquarius receive a nice ‘second-chance’ option associated with life plans and love matters. And, last but not least, Taurus and Pisces enjoy some subtle shifts in consciousness and pleasant financial jolts.

Here’s the deal: Uranus in Aries can be all-good if you choose to see past your ego, be innovative with your actions, lose those disruptive impulses, own your trip-ups, cash in on your individuality and encompass all of who you truly are. This is a 7-year spread to take a calculated risk, jump into that scary place, promote your talents and be Number One doing it all. Go hard, go fast, and stay focussed until you get there!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on November 25, 2012 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

KISS or MISS?

Posted on October 31, 2012 by krisfontaine

VENUS OPPOSITION URANUS SQUARE PLUTO – CARDINAL SIGNS (ARIES, CANCER, LIBRA & CAPRICORN) TARGETED

Fierce power-plays encourage radical change, a need for immediate gratification and a heightened sense of simultaneous passion and pressure. You need to radically reform behaviour patterns, tweak expectations, and lose the control. Reach inside for Venusian diplomacy and partnership skills, flirt with fun and connect with your inner-goddess. Let Pluto seduce with intensity, while Uranus helps you shake off those inhibitions. Go deeper, head outside your comfort zone, replace that old-school attitude, and look fabulous doing it! ©

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

URANUS IN ARIES: ARE YOU MAKING THE MOST OF IT…?©

Posted on October 28, 2012 by krisfontaine

ARIES: You could be kick-starting a new lifestyle…what are you waiting for?
TAURUS: You guys need to morph your dreams into reality…too scared?
GEMINI: Check in with your inner –saboteur… ask why you haven’t communicated your ideas yet?
CANCER: Time to switcheroo things on your home & family front… what are you hanging onto?
LEO: Romance is peaking in strange & wonderful ways…can you cope?
VIRGO: Changes @work are scheduled…ready to milk the opportunities?
LIBRA: Relationship shifts are banging at your cosmic door…are you in or out?
SCORPIO: Sexual & family-heritage issues need to be dealt with…make your stand ASAP!
SAGITTARIUS: Anything travel, higher education or spiritually-linked is highlighted…transformation time.
CAPRICORN: Career commitment or crash & burn? … your call, Cap.
AQUARIUS: Group matters equal enlightenment & self-promotion…lose the losers.
PISCES: Your subconscious is shaken & stirred to reveal the sweet stuff…let it wash over your personal world.
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012

Posted on October 21, 2012 by krisfontaine

© Kris Fontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine

Mistress of New Age

Libra New Moon

Posted on October 15, 2012 by krisfontaine

This Libra New Moon stimulates a fresh start-up in all things relationships & heartfelt — it’s also on a mission to morph the zone of your chart/life that harbours late degrees of Libra – so this is the place you need to reboot if you want to have your relationships moving to a better beat…!

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS OCTOBER 2012 by KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on September 22, 2012 by krisfontaine

Aries

Clearly, it’s time to eliminate toxic elements from your personal and financial zones in order to achieve your goals. Kick things off by removing yourself from a tangled relationship….

Taurus

It clicks within, Taurus. You’re over the frozen bedclothes, the messy moments and the un-popped plans. Change becomes a must-have for your personal happiness.

Gemini

Mars powers up your relationship zone, as you answer the hard questions or ask the ones you’ve been painfully sitting on. Contradictions could help your decision-making big-time, Gemini.

Cancer

Something gets on top of you, Cancer, but in such a nice way! Saturn offers you more broad-spectrum structure in your world, with documents to sign and commitments to stamp.

Leo

Uranus gives you the heads-up on finding meaning behind something that’s left you reeling. The trick is to steer your thinking onto a positive track and accept the support.

Virgo

The tend-setting Mars/Uranus trine suggests a left-field approach to reinventing your living space or getting your flirtation game on. You need to push harder to attract someone’s attention.

Libra

Oh my, Libra, how you tear-up while witnessing a long-time-coming goal manifest in all its glory! Recent disappointments have hardened you up, but your inner-sook comes out to play.

Scorpio

The Moon/Mercury team-up asks you what you have in mind to sort a reproduction issue, fur-kid adoption or teenager’s future. Make a decision ASAP, or complications could arise.

Sagittarius

Jupiter challenges your geographical position, while Mars tops up your ambition. Is it about moving to a place that will support your dream, or taking a job that means changing your address…?

Capricorn

Watch your focus on global or political issues doesn’t drown out items that need addressing in your personal life. You hardly want to miss a saucy introduction or date.

Aquarius

Been pulling back from your current or someone you’re aching to hook-up with? Spoiler: those creative juices will still flow in a fully-functioning relationship.

Pisces

Having relocated your ‘assertive’ switch means a nail-biting money matter or work worry does a one-eighty. There may be a couple of gold bands in the mix too.

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age