ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

Posted on March 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up. Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

*Go to ‘Request Reading’ to order your personal email or phone reading!

Kris Fontaine

Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO SATURN: ZERO BS!

Posted on March 26, 2013 by krisfontaine

Interesting that Scorpio (amongst other more palatable items) rules the waste-ways, sewers, toilets, gutters & everyday general sh*t!! Scorpio also rules the bitch in all of us, so if yours isn’t coming to the surface to be dealt with, expect a late birth (fyi Scorpio rules birth too!). It’s even more interesting that Saturn-the-Restrictor is currently laying down the law in Scorpio and ‘forcing’ us to look at the bullsh*t in our lives and change things up in a tangible way (Saturn is all about hands-on). So if you aren’t calling your lover, partner, family member, friend or workmate on their BS, do it ASAP! It will free up your mind, free your emotions, free yourself & free the other person. Oh, and pick your plumbers & cleaners carefully too…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Relationship Waterworks

Posted on March 5, 2013 by krisfontaine

With the Sun, Venus, Mars, & Neptune doing breast-stroke in Water sign Pisces, accompanied by Mercury and Saturn attempting back-stroke in Pisces and Water sign Scorpio respectively, for many it’s race on to finish a dried up relationship, to stop drowning in those tears, and plunge into a more satisfying connection. For others, it’s about re-lubing a past partnership, and pressing on to moister pastures. Whichever way you are positioned, come from your heart.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS March, 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Posted on February 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

Tug on your patience, Aries, or you set yourself up for a big fail at work. Play the game right, and a tonne of recognition tops your agenda. Back in the bedroom, and you receive a well-earned bonus for staying on track.

Taurus April 21-May 21

You embrace new concepts linked to wealth creation and goal-setting, Taurus. Additionally, your planetary-packed social zone puts new contacts, groups and interactive activities on your success plate. Expect a more constructive life plan to unfold within the month.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Your made-over attitude attracts individuals on a mission to boost your life in specialised ways. Your sense of freedom is contagious, as you brush off obsessive thoughts about an unrequited past love. Fresh loving ahead, Gemini!

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your current cosmos tops up your career, education or long-range goals big-time! That’s providing you attend to that work backlog, thoroughly de-clutter and eliminate those self-defeating thoughts. This is your invitation to a better way of being.

Leo July 24-August 23

Take your time deciding which way to go with a financial or relocation issue, Leo. There’s no huge rush, despite someone being on your back 24/7! Pay your past mistakes forward, and you create a fantastic future. Easy option really.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your relationship zone receives a planetary poke in March. So if you’ve hit a brick wall, it’s time to rethink a commitment or review your date picks. The focus needs to be on losing the drama and letting love enter your building.

Libra September 24-October 23

Someone has you at ‘hello’, but loses you as the dialogue unrolls! Possibly first date nerves, sucked in by the superficial, or just not in your league. If you’re looking for love, fire up a friendship first – don’t rely on a profile.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

You break open the tight box you allowed yourself to settle into, and dive back into the real world. Draw up a game plan guaranteed to put you in a better position all round by March’s end. Welcome back, Scorpio.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your planets are on point with purchases, investments and sales this month. It’s the hub of change in your love-life, with singles hooking up with a persistent newcomer, and couples sorting time-management issues. An unexpected confession stars in March’s mix.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Here come the cosmic counsellors, Capricorn! And right on time too. Especially if you’ve slumped into a rut or chosen mediocrity as your daily grind. Your world does a one-eighty, as you peel off that pile of pressure and reveal your pleasure.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Your search for a top representative, box-ticking relationship or ideal domestic set-up shows signs of taking shape. Thanks to your sharpened social skills, you make your mark while addressing a jealous rival or networking a restyled business.

Pisces February 20-March 20

If a personal drama fires up, lose the idle threats and steer clear of crazy talk. Instead, slip on your compassion hat and wrap your arms around the one you love. This could have them eating out of your hand!

*******************

SATURN TRINE MARS: Very Cool

Posted on February 16, 2013 by krisfontaine

Saturn Trine Mars throws a cooling down period your way, as it exhibits unrestrained control, and allows self-discipline and self-motivation to offer a firm hand. It’s time (Saturn) for calculated (Saturn) action (Mars). There is more of a sense of purpose being cosmically showcased, and facing life with more determination, resolve and maturity is all the rage. High productivity, serious progress and monitored passion are on the agenda – Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) and Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) signs take note…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Troll Alert: Scorpio Saturn Square Aquarius Sun

Posted on February 1, 2013 by krisfontaine

With sinister Saturn crawling all over Scorpio and virtually attacking Aquarius’ Sun, it’s no surprise to find an onslaught of undercover trolls streaming through cyberspace on their misguided mission to torment those boldly going about their business. Be careful who you accept as friends, who you allow to post, and who you tell your story to. Trust your gut feeling, heed your suspicions and listen to your inner voice. Note: trolls are under the misapprehension that they go unnoticed and believe their actions will soon be forgotten – trolls have no conscience! Make a choice to keep your online space troll-free ASAP.

Light around y’all …(good feed for blogs though ;))

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PLANETARY FORWARD PASS!

Posted on January 31, 2013 by krisfontaine

For the first time in a while all Planets are moving Direct! This means you have no excuse to continue staying stuck (Taurus), hanging on (Cancer), procrastinating (Libra), holding on (Scorpio)… It means you have no choice but to give up your dumping of anger (Aries), your scattering of energies (Gemini), your false pride (Leo), your worry-warting (Virgo), your control-freaking (Capricorn)… The word is you can start moving again (Sagittarius), begin connecting finally (Aquarius), stop wallowing at last (Pisces)…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013

Posted on January 27, 2013 by krisfontaine

Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone. Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone. Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Posted on December 22, 2012 by krisfontaine

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone. Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini.

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

KRIS FONTAINE, MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

AIR AND FIRE UNITE – Uranus Direct!

Posted on December 14, 2012 by krisfontaine

Uranus’ tornado travel through dare-devil Aries began March 2011 and will continue until 2018. This will create change over a 7-year generation time-span, whereby this Aries Uranus makes our consciousness (personally and collectively) step up and impact our lives and planet in a dynamic way. This combination of energies can either be a cyclonic catastrophe or winds of change.

The Cardinal signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra & Capricorn) will experience more dramatic modifications within self, regarding relationships and associated with career. The other members of the Fire triad (Leo & Sagittarius) will find the changes more free-flowing and less challenging, particularly in connection with personal travel on all levels and creativity of all denominations. Gemini and Aquarius receive a nice ‘second-chance’ option associated with life plans and love matters. And, last but not least, Taurus and Pisces enjoy some subtle shifts in consciousness and pleasant financial jolts.

Here’s the deal: Uranus in Aries can be all-good if you choose to see past your ego, be innovative with your actions, lose those disruptive impulses, own your trip-ups, cash in on your individuality and encompass all of who you truly are. This is a 7-year spread to take a calculated risk, jump into that scary place, promote your talents and be Number One doing it all. Go hard, go fast, and stay focussed until you get there!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age