AQUARIUS LETS THE SUN SHINE IN – NO BULLIES ALLOWED!

The glorious Sun has just entered Aquarius which means the channels are open for humanitarian group consciousness to make a mark, for equality to get another political plug and for your uniqueness to shine through. On the same page is Mercury in Aquarius, on standby to relay the ‘Aquarian way’ through various forms of communication. It’s about saying it how it is, relaying your truth, refusing to be fazed by those who choose another beat of drum, ducking those who judge you because you dare to not follow the flavourless crowd… The cosmic door is open to speak your mind, have a voice, refuse to be intimidated…

Additionally, the Sun rules Aquarius’ polar opposite sign, Leo, so there would have to be some extra humour, generosity, creativity and fun in the mix. One would think. But on the flip side, the challenging qualities of Leo, such as the attention-seeking, egocentric, dominating, condescending and vain tendencies need to tempered – and in a group situation, that is a common recipe for bullying! Why should anyone have to tread on eggshells for fear one of the Bully Prefects will take something you say on a one-dimensional/open-to-interpretation forum personally and have their meek followers rise against you…? So on this note, watch out for a stream of sugary-sweet, pious, ‘spiritual’, holier-than-thou, self-righteous, butter-wouldn’t-melt-in-their-mouth, wannabe gurus passively-aggressively bullying in group situations – making you the scapegoat for their shadow side… it’s a current trend that needs to stop now! So do you feel alone in a crowd…? Hell yeah!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

TAURUS MOON: SISTER STUBBORN!

The Moon has just shifted into Taurus, which is just perfect for chilling to the max, indulging your senses, pampering your body, cooking up a feast, massaging your mate, dressing sensually, going greener… but watch out for digging your heels in too far, being furiously fanatical, tunnel-visioning, and being seriously stubborn!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GOVERNMENT SHIFTS – MUTUAL RECEPTION SATURN & PLUTO

So Saturn, the ruler of Capricorn, is currently doing Scorpio; while Pluto, the ruler of Scorpio, is getting cosy with Capricorn – and both are making a nice Sextile to one another. This is called a Mutual Reception in Astrology, and what it means in lay-people terms, is that the intensely emotional qualities of Scorpio are being put into line by Master Saturn; and the rather rigid tendencies of Saturn are being softened up and transformed by Princess Pluto. What does this mean for us globally & personally? Generally speaking, all things governmental, institutional, establishment-al, constitutional, insurable and seriously structured will be torn down and reborn – fingers-crossed for the absolute better of all concerned! Anything dripping in medical, psychological, taxable, birth-and-death-relatable, sexually-oriented will get a once-over reality check and work and fit better into our individual lives. Personally, I’m putting out to Ms Universe for Medicare to slap Veterinary fees on their books…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

AVOID THE OUCH FACTOR! (EIGHT OF CUPS/RETRO JUPITER SQUARE NEPTUNE)

While Jupiter is Retrograde  & Squaring Neptune, there’s an overall influence affecting the collective consciousness to take two steps forward and ten backwards! So this is happening politically, socially, educationally, psychologically… Naturally, it is also happening on a personal level – so whether it’s about self-growth, residence, relationship, work, finances – whatever the current pull – rethink any decision to turn around and re-enter where you know you could experience pain!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

 

DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved  by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ARIES MOON – WANT WHAT YOU CAN’T HAVE!

The Moon does Aries for the next 2.5 days: time to make yourself first priority, strive for what you can’t have but know you deserve, be impulsive to the max, be unapologetic for your impatience, take a risk in love, try it once, do it once, flirt with stranger-danger, be primal, lust it up, play with fire, chat with your inner-kid, turn-on-then-off, take me-time, keep your head above water, let it out, change your hair & make-up, connect with your inner-artist, challenge yourself, sign up for extreme sport, live the now, why wait…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASCENDANT: OUR FACE

No matter how strong or powerful we may appear (courtesy of our Ascendant and prominent Power Planets in our chart), our inner-softie needs a little random support, just like our surface-soft sistas … Sometimes we just need someone to reassure us…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MOON IN PISCES: DIP, DIVE, DELVE…

Take advantage of the romantic Pisces Moon at your disposal… this lunar position encourages you to further finger-dip a new involvement, dive head-first into someone’s soul, or delve into the deepest realms of your feeling waterways… Anything superficially-based, cognitively-customed or detachedly-demonstrated will not be accepted… You need to go where your emotional self meets your spiritual self, and deliver the love…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

STALKING EXES! (SCORPIO SATURN SQUARE AQUARIUS MARS)

The Stalking Ex (or SEx) is so not an unusual event, by any stretch of the … um … imagination… but with Scorp Saturn (sexual frustration) squaring Aquarius Mars (group action) right about now, there currently seems to be an influx of these crazed creatures. You know the type, they like to roam in pairs, flicking their self-righteous, hypocritical, two-faced, self-pitying poison wherever they go. These are the keyboard cowards, hiding behind the ‘safety’ of a screen, basking in their denial, unsuccessfully hoping to keep their professional or public face in tact, telling their one-sided story to whoever will listen (yawn!). The passive-aggressive professional victims, the unethical losers, the boundariless bores, the ones who refuse to let go (but profess not to care – yeah right!) – the type who gather in groups, and try to pull recruits, going in for the kill, as their ex-target ends the next relationship. You can almost hear the SEx’s thought process, something like: ‘oh good, here comes another of my ex’s cast-offs – i know, i will pop on my ill-fitting compassionate hat and get another ally for my collection – that will make me RIGHT and the ex WRONG!’ – you gotta laugh at the mentality… Meanwhile, the SEx’s exes come to you with their parallel story of how hideous life was with these tortured souls – but you have enough sense and maturity not to get into the toxic drama or lower yourself to the SEx’s level. Yanno, it doesn’t matter how flat you make a hot cake, it always has two sides, and anyone with any sense would not be sucked in by the Stalking Ex’s sad ways – only maybe another of your scorned exes who can’t look at their own behaviour. Solution: stay strong, know who you are, keep real , and don’t sweat the small stuff – and, remember, the Stalking Ex is suffering in their own stale juices… sending Light…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

WHO YOU ARE, NOT WHAT YOU DO!

Your Horoscope/Natal chart is a blueprint of your potential as an individual in this lifetime – but it does not indicate your essence – who you truly are – only you can deliver that – by demonstrating the person you are, not relying on what you do for a living to be your prop…

On the flip side, the more educated amongst us are aware in the 21st Century – in this Aquarian Age – that having a profession in the Esoteric fields is on par with Counselling and Healing. So it shocks me (yes, an Aquarian can be shocked occasionally!) that, every once in a while, someone in the more mainstream Healing/Helping industries will condescendingly comment on the Esoteric industry I have chosen to work in, jump on their shaky soapbox, preach to me as if working as a Professional Psychic is some separate hocus-pocus show that doesn’t hold a light to ‘Real Work’, while flashing their mainstream credentials in my face. (*Quietly:  as far as my career goes, Psychic work is just one part of what i do.) Anyway, after being momentarily floored… I’m like: Yawn!