PISCES NEPTUNE+WATER SNAKE=FLOODS

Neptune (Water) in Pisces (Water) plus the Water Snake Chinese year in the mix – getting the equation? The common denominator is Water! As a result, flooding on all levels is sadly (tears are another Pisces/Neptune trait) no surprise. So, my bathroom sink’s wall pipe burst on New Year’s Eve, flooding my entire apartment, purging and clearing the debris and dirt from 2012. Unnerving and disrupting at the time, but very necessary. Consequently, I was freed up to move into 2013 totally cleansed and raring for new beginnings – surrendering to spirit (Neptune/Pisces) in a sense.This was a microcosm of the devastating floods coming up in Queensland and New South Wales, Australia – so join me in putting out for new starts and fresh options for those directly affected by these floods ASAP!

Light to all…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013


Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Australian of the Year = Pluto in Capricorn!

Welcome the prototype Capricorn iconic, pioneering, FEMININE feminist as Australian of the Year 2013 – Ita Buttrose! A stylish woman who paved the way for her societal struggling sistas to simultaneously wear their maternal, sexy, intelligent and career-competitive  layers, proudly and comfortably – while looking classy doing it! As a result, in the 21st Century, a feminine woman doesn’t need to recycle her lipstick and hide her curves in order to be a successful female and on par with her male counterparts. This marvellous editorial matriarch, who fought for females in the 70’s, is now in her 70’s, and ready to transform (Pluto) the ageism (Capricorn) issue. Still going strong at 71, this has to be a huge message for women of all ages – and certainly the ageism issue is a missing link in the feminist movement.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

FENG SHUI LOVE FORMULA!

If you’re not feeling the lurve, haven’t felt loved-up in a while, missing the kissing, aching for your partner’s passion, or wishing your next soul-mate would smile at you (note: we tend to have multiple soul-mates in a lifetime – as we shed skins and morph into who we truly are, so our relationships shift, and they either make or break)… try this Feng Shui remedy…

Place in the Far Right corner of your Bedroom:

  • 2 Red Cushions
  • 2 Red Candles
  • 1 Hot Couple Pic
  • 1 Sexy Ornament
  • 1 Bottle Massage Oil
  • 1 Evergreen Plant
  • 2 Pink Roses
  • 2 drops of Ylang Ylang/2 Drops Rose Essential Oils (burn in this zone regularly)
  • Fresh Strawberries & Cream (eat in this zone regularly)

Remove all traces of:

  • Anything Ex-Related
  • Anything Frayed
  • Anything Chipped
  • Anything Cracked
  • Anything Dripping
  • Single Beds
  • Dried Flowers
  • Break-up DVD’s
  • Love-Sick Novels
  • Stained Sheets
  • Recycled Toys

Love-Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

MOON IN CANCER – HOME TIME!

Moon is in homey Cancer for the Australia Day (mine & my 1st cousin’s xx birthday!) long weekend… so expect to cancel that road trip and go local, cosy up with your lover and go crazy, do what makes your inner-kiddy happy and go play… Cook up a healthy storm, share nostalgic stories, connect with relatives, rekindle your nurturing side, love your breast-size, own your feelings, plan a home or family extension, cry during a girl flick… On the flip side, keep the drama volume down, the bitchy switch off, the secrets out, sideways crawling under wrap, and over-sensitivity close to zero!

Party Lights On! …

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ESSENTIAL BEAUTY BOOST!

KRIS’ ESSENTIAL RECIPE FOR MUST-HAVE FACIAL MOISTURISER!

The baseline for any Face Moisturising Creme is Sorbelene – add the Antioxidant ACEs and you have your essential beauty creme …

1 Jar Sorbelene Cream

mix with

6 drops of Pure Citrus Essential Oil (Lemon or Orange)

Oil of 1 Vitamin E capsule

2 Tablespoons of Vitamin A Cream (regular chemist tube)

*You may want to make 2 pots – 1 for day/1 for night – this way you can add SP30+ to your day creme – alternatively, put the SP30+ over your creme or choose a foundation that contains SP30+  … And for the night creme add 6 drops of Pure Essential Lavender Oil as it is a low tone (Pure Citrus Essential Oils are high tones and are good for waking up) and will help you relax and sleep… FYI our biggest aging factors are the sun, smoking, alcohol and stress … so save your skin, save your dollars, and start mixing…

Beauty Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

FREE SPEECH NO MORE? (SCORPIO SATURN/CAPRICORN PLUTO)

WITHOUT PREJUDICE…

Is this really what it is coming down to in the 21st Century under the drawn-out influence of Pluto in Capricorn and the short-term effect of Saturn in Scorpio…? That is, going retro, not only in fashion, but in having a voice, stating it how it is, owning an opinion. If the present government have their way, it’s goodbye to hard-core media comments and ciao to blatant blogs. Don’t get me wrong – as in the mix, and awesomely so, is racial, religious, age and GLBTI anti-discrimination – but these offensive discriminations are essential, necessary and totally on the mark. However, these too could be abused with this new political proposal! Voicing an opinion equals free speech out the window – and it won’t matter how correct the ‘offender’ is with their comments, if the ‘offendee’ is offended and reports the ‘offender’, then it’s game on! We won’t even be able to look at someone the seemingly wrong way.  It’s back to the Age of Pisces when people took no responsibility for their feelings, blamed and shamed, dumped their emotional reaction on the innocent party who simply came from their perspective. This pending law needs to be tweaked to cover the stuff that really matters, not to keep our tongues hostage. The old-school Capricorn/Saturn tendencies are paired-up with the vindictive Scorpio/Pluto qualities, and we are likely to get the Saturnian cane from BDSM Pluto – without our consent!

Not taking this lightly…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MOON IN GEMINI: MAKE YOUR MOVES!

The Moon sits in Gemini for the next 2.5 days, speeding things up, talking things up, gearing things up… for fast-flow communication… It’s time to spill your beans, heed the gossip, chat up that newcomer, tweet with wit. In the process, check how many faces you are dealing with or bunging on, keep extra compassion in your bag, leave any cheap humour at the door, and crank up your sleep-time!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!

Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.

Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age