UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!

Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.

Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

GOVERNMENT SHIFTS – MUTUAL RECEPTION SATURN & PLUTO

So Saturn, the ruler of Capricorn, is currently doing Scorpio; while Pluto, the ruler of Scorpio, is getting cosy with Capricorn – and both are making a nice Sextile to one another. This is called a Mutual Reception in Astrology, and what it means in lay-people terms, is that the intensely emotional qualities of Scorpio are being put into line by Master Saturn; and the rather rigid tendencies of Saturn are being softened up and transformed by Princess Pluto. What does this mean for us globally & personally? Generally speaking, all things governmental, institutional, establishment-al, constitutional, insurable and seriously structured will be torn down and reborn – fingers-crossed for the absolute better of all concerned! Anything dripping in medical, psychological, taxable, birth-and-death-relatable, sexually-oriented will get a once-over reality check and work and fit better into our individual lives. Personally, I’m putting out to Ms Universe for Medicare to slap Veterinary fees on their books…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CAPRICORN NEW MOON – VA VA VOOM!

New Moons in Earth signs bring on solid starts and raw beginnings, and with the first New Moon of 2013 positioned in practical, ambitious, grounded Capricorn (21 degrees – 6.43am, Saturday, January 12 EDST),  it’s time to put your kid gloves on and plan big, while allowing your inner-winner to rule. If you aim to be on top of anything, get ready to do some hard, regular hands-on action to achieve your goals. Add-on: Mars is steering away from restrictive Saturn, freeing you up to bust a few moves again (highlighting Fixed signs here).

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

URANUS IN ARIES: HEADS UP!

Pay attention as lightening Uranus blasts through egocentric Aries – masks will be stripped, facades will be fractured, and inner thunders will be exposed – and in very leftie ways. If fakery, falseness or BS plays out, heads (Aries) will rock-and-roll! Heads of states, heads of nations, heads of companies, heads of families and heads of organisations are on high alert… All will be revealed!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MOON IN LIBRA: NICE N EASY

Libra Moon energy is ripe to partner up, swap rings, set a date, listen to the other side, take the opposing view, get justice, communicate tactfully, be uber creative, tap into your inner counsellor, balance your mind, centre your system, Feng Shui your surroundings, tweak your wardrobe and pretty up… On the flip side, lose the worry re what others may think about you, how they may judge you, why they blame you… because when someone has a problem with you,  it’s not your problem… 

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PLUTO SEXTILE NEPTUNE – GO DEEP, IT WON’T HURT!

Pluto sextile Neptune wants you to dive deep into your emotional ocean, deal with your demons and see that there are no monsters! If you have ever mentally built up the outcome of something to be disastrous, unbearable, unthinkable, unimaginable, just sheer doom-and-gloom… or worried about what will happen when the day comes, when the results are back, when the person returns or when the connection breaks… If you are consumed with the fear of being alone, going for that job, taking the next step, or just dealing with everyday stuff, you aren’t alone… If you have focussed on ‘what-ifs’, dwelt on looming catastrophe or suffer from post-trauma, this is for you… If you can’t get past the negative, are stuck in a tunnel-vision, or feel locked into a self-imposed prison…it’s time to get out. Because it seriously will never be as bad as you envision!

2013 make it obscene,,,

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SERIOUSLY OBSCENE – NYE 2013!

With party-girl Moon in Leo striking it hot with sexually experimental Mars in Aquarius, and both joining hands for a three-way flirt-fest with gregarious Venus and Mercury in Sag, expect the New Year’s Eve pressure of die-hard Saturn in Scorpio to be given the cold shoulder. Indeed, you still may have to attend to those dutiful bedroom favours, and you might even have to squeeze the last drop of juice out of a going-down relationship, or make yourself go extremely hard a new love interest… But chances are, that naughty Aries Uranus will give you a wake-up call before the New Year slips into place – and right on time too!… Year of the Snake is meandering towards us y’all… so which way will you choose to go? As low as a snake’s belly, or ready to swallow 2013’s fiesty feast whole…?

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DIRT ON POSING PROFESSIONALS – PLUTO IN CAPRICORN

Pluto is about digging the dirt, weeding out the worms and penetrating the politics… and working her way through Capricorn, you can rest assured that the low-life members of professional bodies (the good ones: respect) will be outed, revealed and made to pay! Think politicians, police, psychologists, teachers, religious leaders for example – they won’t have the advantage of sitting in their ego-based positions controlling, manipulating, blaming, twisting, and not owning their own stuff … anything underhanded, sly, emotionally-manipulating or non-kosher will be showcased – they will be eating their own words in 2013 – the turkies!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone.  Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini. 

 

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

 

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

 

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

KRIS FONTAINE, MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

©Kris Fontaine, 2012

DOUBLE-DELUDED PISCES NEPTUNE! WE ARE STILL HERE…

For the majority of us, who didn’t allow Pisces Neptune to pull us into her cosmic net, it’s been just another day – we are still here, still queer, and there is ab nothing to fear! Meantime, the scare-mongers are, yet again, sitting awkwardly with their tails between their legs. Until the next time they have a doomsday turn, due to their sheer inability to get a life!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age