ARIES URANUS SQUARE CAPPY PLUTO>>COULDN’T CARE LESS!

That’s the  ongoing game plan for Uranus in Aries square Pluto in Capricorn! As Uranus smashes discrimination on its head (fyi Aries rules head) and Pluto has Capricornian old-school attitudes on their knees (yep, Capricorn rules knees)… it’s like, we need to personally contribute to the necessary changes and transformations we so want by choosing to be who we truly are – and stuffing the skeptics!

So what part of yourself or your life are you hiding? What don’t you want others to know? What about yourself are you still ashamed of? What about YOU don’t you truly love? Change your stinking-thinking and be the person you know you are, so you can live and love to your own pulse!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ARIES URANUS: Comet Chaos

Just quickly (as only a Mars in Aries girl can be ;)), the incident of the Red Comet suddenly and aggressively hitting Red Russia has to be Uranus in fast and furious Aries personified…! It’s a wake-up call, but we won’t know quite what for quite yet…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

VENUS SEXTILE URANUS: 2ND CHANCE RELATING!

Take full advantage of Venus’ current SEXtile to Uranus, Guys… Like are you up to give that sizzling connection another go? Are you open to inject some electricity back into your current? Or, maybe you are ready to hook up with Mr/Ms UP (Unexpectedly-Perfect)…?  Keep your options open, keep your phone on, and keep your relationship knowledge-bank handy… (Air & Fire signs – or those with Air & Fire prominent – are targeted)

Light, camera, action…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013


Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

URANUS & SATURN: LOVE RATS?

Check your Natal chart/Horoscope (if you don’t have one, maybe it’s time to have yours erected…?) … So you have personal planets (Mercury, Venus, Mars) and/or the Lights (Sun & Moon)  and/or a prominent point in your chart (e.g. Ascendant, Midheaven) and/or your Relating Houses (5th, 7th, 8th, 11th) challenged (Square, Opposition, etc.) or just occupied by Uranus and/or Saturn …?  It is almost automatic for you to walk, not deal, exit a relationship rather than show your vulnerability, own your feelings, or hang in there when the going gets a little tough..On the surface you may appear as the biggest ‘Love Rat’, but the real translation is a major fear of getting too close – and for one of two reasons, sometimes both: fear of being smothered or fear of being rejected. Flashback to somewhere within the first 4 years of your life (Jungianly), and one or both of these experiences were yours, either directly or indirectly associated with your family of origin. Isn’t it time you chose to let it go, and allowed yourself to feel the love…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

URANUS IN ARIES: HEADS UP!

Pay attention as lightening Uranus blasts through egocentric Aries – masks will be stripped, facades will be fractured, and inner thunders will be exposed – and in very leftie ways. If fakery, falseness or BS plays out, heads (Aries) will rock-and-roll! Heads of states, heads of nations, heads of companies, heads of families and heads of organisations are on high alert… All will be revealed!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

MUSIC: PISCES-NEPTUNE/ARIES-URANUS STYLE!

Neptune rules what’s in fashion music-wise, while Uranus sets the trends… Listen up to the new boy/boi bands currently pouring out tear-jerker tunes in true Pisces-Neptune style, Taylor Swift plays victim to the bad boys/bois with ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’, Samantha Jade is vocally love-addicted with ‘What You’ve Done To Me’, and Bruno Mars is tragically feeling ‘Locked Out of Heaven’. 

Switch stations for Aries-Uranus style break-up songs and there’s Taylor Swift again with ‘…Never Getting Back Together’, ‘Screaming & Shouting’ with Will i & Britney, and Alicia Keys cries out ‘Girl on Fire’ … and that’s jut the mainstream stuff – and neither Neptune or Uranus are mainstream planets, so the underground tunes must be seriously love-sick! Stay tuned…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

VENUS TRINE URANUS SQUARE NEPTUNE – HOT & BLURRED!

Transitting Venus trine Uranus almost guarantees unexpected electric attractions, sudden smokin’ hook-ups, delicious dates and luscious lightening-hot introductions. Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) and Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) are targeted, but there’s a catch…

Venus square Neptune’s dip in the mix could fuzz-up perception, deal some deception and rock reality. Solution: an immediate online search, warding-off of stray competition, and not giving it up before meeting the family.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

AIR AND FIRE UNITE – Uranus Direct!

Uranus’ tornado travel through dare-devil Aries began March 2011 and will continue until 2018. This will create change over a 7-year generation time-span, whereby this Aries Uranus makes our consciousness (personally and collectively) step up and impact our lives and planet in a dynamic way. This combination of energies can either be a cyclonic catastrophe or winds of change.

The Cardinal signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra & Capricorn) will experience more dramatic modifications within self, regarding relationships and associated with career. The other members of the Fire triad (Leo & Sagittarius) will find the changes more free-flowing and less challenging, particularly in connection with personal travel on all levels and creativity of all denominations. Gemini and Aquarius receive a nice ‘second-chance’ option associated with life plans and love matters. And, last but not least, Taurus and Pisces enjoy some subtle shifts in consciousness and pleasant financial jolts.

Here’s the deal: Uranus in Aries can be all-good if you choose to see past your ego, be innovative with your actions, lose those disruptive impulses, own your trip-ups, cash in on your individuality and encompass all of who you truly are. This is a 7-year spread to take a calculated risk, jump into that scary place, promote your talents and be Number One doing it all. Go hard, go fast, and stay focussed until you get there!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

URANUS SEXTILE JUPITER RETRO & RESTLESS

Uranus’ Sextile to Jupiter is busy revving up your restlessness, but in such an awesome way! If you’re tapping your foot to travel, wishing for a work shift, starving for sexual satisfaction or hungering for inner happiness, there’s a second-chance on its way. Uranus turns direct today, which should relieve the pressure big-time (despite Jupiter not turning direct until 30 January 2013). Many amongst us should feel a nice personal shift.

Kris xx Mistress of New Age