ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone.  Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini. 

 

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

 

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

 

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

KRIS FONTAINE, MISTRESS OF NEW AGE

©Kris Fontaine, 2012

VENUS TRINE URANUS SQUARE NEPTUNE – HOT & BLURRED!

Transitting Venus trine Uranus almost guarantees unexpected electric attractions, sudden smokin’ hook-ups, delicious dates and luscious lightening-hot introductions. Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) and Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) are targeted, but there’s a catch…

Venus square Neptune’s dip in the mix could fuzz-up perception, deal some deception and rock reality. Solution: an immediate online search, warding-off of stray competition, and not giving it up before meeting the family.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GEMINI JUPITER SQUARE PISCES NEPTUNE = RELATIONSHIP DEAL-BREAKER!

Big-Boy Jupiter in Gemini just makes Walking the Talk a wonderful marathon! But Jupiter is currently Retrograde, which means Walking the Talk is on serious hold. Simultaneously, Jupiter is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and the Neptune/Pisces negative slant consists of deception, confusion, lies, underhandedness, martyrdom, victimhood and major escapism. It’s no surprise our relationships are facing huge deal-breakers that go against our standards, challenge our self-worth, erode our emotional state, crash our feelings and water-log our inner-child.

If, like myself, you are reaping the fallout from a huge relationship deal-breaker – join me in regrouping, checking in with your knowing self, realising this red light flashed from the get-go, and that maybe you gave this connection too many tries… (my usual rule is 3 tries, then it’s out!). Chalk it up as another big lesson, and own that you are paving your route for something more real, more worthy of your loving, and far better. Walk your talk now!

Light on & Love rules

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

AIR AND FIRE UNITE – Uranus Direct!

Uranus’ tornado travel through dare-devil Aries began March 2011 and will continue until 2018. This will create change over a 7-year generation time-span, whereby this Aries Uranus makes our consciousness (personally and collectively) step up and impact our lives and planet in a dynamic way. This combination of energies can either be a cyclonic catastrophe or winds of change.

The Cardinal signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra & Capricorn) will experience more dramatic modifications within self, regarding relationships and associated with career. The other members of the Fire triad (Leo & Sagittarius) will find the changes more free-flowing and less challenging, particularly in connection with personal travel on all levels and creativity of all denominations. Gemini and Aquarius receive a nice ‘second-chance’ option associated with life plans and love matters. And, last but not least, Taurus and Pisces enjoy some subtle shifts in consciousness and pleasant financial jolts.

Here’s the deal: Uranus in Aries can be all-good if you choose to see past your ego, be innovative with your actions, lose those disruptive impulses, own your trip-ups, cash in on your individuality and encompass all of who you truly are. This is a 7-year spread to take a calculated risk, jump into that scary place, promote your talents and be Number One doing it all. Go hard, go fast, and stay focussed until you get there!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

HOSPITAL HELL-RIDE?

On the flip side, don’t let the press take you for a dangerous Gemini Jupiter ride – don’t be sucked in by this gossip girl…  yes the young radio announcers were foolish, but the intention was not to upset anyone – their producer let it go through – the hospital obviously didn’t have enough protocol their end – who knows how severely reprimanded the nurse was for her actions by her heirarchy – are they passing the buck?  Apparently the unfortunate nurse had personal issues that were already making her feel anxious and miserable prior to the prank call. Nobody is to blame for anyone else’s choices – the intention of the silly pranksters was not to harm – it didn’t do any good, for sure – but this particular nurse chose to take her own life. These two radio rascals are suffering – they are remorseful and fragile – there’s fear for their lives. Let’s not encourage another Neptunian nasty… 

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PRANKSTER GANGSTERS!

Neptune in Pisces square Jupiter in Gemini can badly impersonate, majorly deceive, rock the boat, take someone for a ride, blow things out of the water, and overdose on substance! It’s the big Jupiter joke at someone’s expense – the underhanded manoeuvre that provokes an emotional tsumani. So many are experiencing this scenario in personal relationships at the moment… One dedicated nurse took someone’s stupid Jupiter prank to Neptunian heart & took the ultimate Neptunian escape – so not funny when the recipient of the joke isn’t laughing, and never will again on this plane… Neptune doesn’t think, Jupiter retro is devoid of conscience… Love & Light to the innocent nurse on her continuing journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GEMINI FULL-MOON LUNAR ECLIPSE (29 November 1.45am EST)

The Knight of Swords & The Knight of Wands (reversed) hammerheading…

As your mind desires new stimulation, your body twitches for fresh fun and your curious streak is highly-motivated, so your inner-philosopher comes out to play, your optimism fires up and your freedom needs are on fire! It’s Ms Gossip Girl meets Mr Foot-in-Mouth, as you run the risk of a relationship train-wreck. 

Focusing on the logical, matter-of-fact elements, whilst keeping the big picture close to your chest are good moves. You have new data at your fingertips, and you can either use it in a totally sensible manner or throw it around like recycled confetti!  

Kinky Uranus is on tap with sudden explosions, so make them sexy ones. Spontaneity is on standby, and you need to be uber-compromising and primed for unexpected situations. With Venus & Saturn lined up, the potential for enduring love-making is poised, and they’re waiting for you to pull out some awareness…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

Lighten Up! Moon in Sagittarius says so…

If working hard is what you mainly do in your relationship, then it risks becoming hard work!! Include regular Light times & don’t lose sight of each other… Those of you with strong Sagittarius, Gemini or Jupiter influencing you natally or currently, take this on board now… 😉
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age