ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS March, 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20

Tug on your patience, Aries, or you set yourself up for a big fail at work. Play the game right, and a tonne of recognition tops your agenda. Back in the bedroom, and you receive a well-earned bonus for staying on track.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21

You embrace new concepts linked to wealth creation and goal-setting, Taurus. Additionally, your planetary-packed social zone puts new contacts, groups and interactive activities on your success plate. Expect a more constructive life plan to unfold within the month.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

Your made-over attitude attracts individuals on a mission to boost your life in specialised ways. Your sense of freedom is contagious, as you brush off obsessive thoughts about an unrequited past love. Fresh loving ahead, Gemini!

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your current cosmos tops up your career, education or long-range goals big-time! That’s providing you attend to that work backlog, thoroughly de-clutter and eliminate those self-defeating thoughts. This is your invitation to a better way of being.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Take your time deciding which way to go with a financial or relocation issue, Leo. There’s no huge rush, despite someone being on your back 24/7! Pay your past mistakes forward, and you create a fantastic future. Easy option really.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your relationship zone receives a planetary poke in March. So if you’ve hit a brick wall, it’s time to rethink a commitment or review your date picks. The focus needs to be on losing the drama and letting love enter your building.

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Someone has you at ‘hello’, but loses you as the dialogue unrolls! Possibly first date nerves, sucked in by the superficial, or just not in your league. If you’re looking for love, fire up a friendship first – don’t rely on a profile.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

You break open the tight box you allowed yourself to settle into, and dive back into the real world. Draw up a game plan guaranteed to put you in a better position all round by March’s end. Welcome back, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your planets are on point with purchases, investments and sales this month. It’s the hub of change in your love-life, with singles hooking up with a persistent newcomer, and couples sorting time-management issues. An unexpected confession stars in March’s mix.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Here come the cosmic counsellors, Capricorn! And right on time too. Especially if you’ve slumped into a rut or chosen mediocrity as your daily grind. Your world does a one-eighty, as you peel off that pile of pressure and reveal your pleasure.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Your search for a top representative, box-ticking relationship or ideal domestic set-up shows signs of taking shape. Thanks to your sharpened social skills, you make your mark while addressing a jealous rival or networking a restyled business.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

If a personal drama fires up, lose the idle threats and steer clear of crazy talk. Instead, slip on your compassion hat and wrap your arms around the one you love. This could have them eating out of your hand!

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SUN SAILS into PISCES…

The fiery Sun moves into watery Pisces around 10pm EDST… So expect all things unfathomable to rise to the surface – such as, deep yearnings, emotional secrets, unmet feelings, unrequited love, romantic replays. The Sun is intent on making you own up, take responsibility, get a handle, and put yourself out there. The Pisces energy wants to take you inside, keep you closed, bury your feelings and have you in denial. This is the ‘fight’ that could go on within; and with Moon in Gemini over the next 2.5 days, communicating your feelings becomes even more profound! SpotLight is on Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces).

SpotLight on…

Kris xx Mistress of of New Age

Pisces Mercury Conjunct Mars & Neptune: Will I, Won’t I…?

If you are on the brink of deciding to get on with doing something important, then switch to seriously deciding not to do it – don’t be fazed. You are just emulating the way Pisceans (or those with strong Pisces influence in their make-up) feel much of the time, i.e. pulled in two directions. Mars on Mercury wants you to get on with the deed, while Neptune’s play with Mercury is helping you to waft and weave. What’s a person to do? Stay with your confusion, wait for your green Light to flash, then let it roll… (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius & Pisces have the focus this time).

Green Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

Oh my, Ms Neptune!

With the Queen of Romance, Neptune, swapping poetry, comparing romantic holidays, lighting candles, shopping for rings …shedding tears, feeling confused,  yearning for his/her call, remembering how it use to be, holding onto a damaged dream with Madam Pisces – someone needs a reality check! Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces) – or those with a Mutable sign strongly placed: maybe you need to stop escaping and deal with what is really going down…? Come out from your web of uncertainty, check into your feelings, and free yourself up to do a fresh love lap. On your mark…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PLANETARY FORWARD PASS!

For the first time in a while all Planets are moving Direct! This means you have no excuse to continue staying stuck (Taurus), hanging on (Cancer), procrastinating (Libra), holding on (Scorpio)… It means you have no choice but to give up your dumping of anger (Aries), your scattering of energies (Gemini), your false pride (Leo), your worry-warting (Virgo), your control-freaking (Capricorn)… The word is you can start moving again (Sagittarius), begin connecting finally (Aquarius), stop wallowing at last (Pisces)…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013


Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!

Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.

Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved  by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

OD’ing ON LD … SAG MOON OPPOSITION RETRO GEMINI JUPITER

It’s not rocket science, but it certainly is a sign of the Aquarian times – that is, long-distance relationships, which have been and will be rampant in all romantic communities -intrastate, interstate and global connecting rules the airways … It’s difficult enough bearing up under the frustration of no physical contact, limited facial expressions, stylised conversations (of the one and two-dimensional variety) and serious sexual impasse. Misconceptions, misunderstandings, mad imaginings, major messaging, tantric texting, and email overload… This tends to lead to major combustion, then it’s over and out – or else, one party eventually moves to the other party’s town, usually making a sacrifice of kind, and having to ‘start again’. Currently a very retrograde Gemini Jupiter is making communication (Gemini) just that little bit harder, particularly, as far as long-distance (Jupiter) relationships are concerned. And with the current verbal emotional ejaculator:Saggie Moon, playing with Jupiter, it’s best to keep lips zipped, tongue tight and expectations loose – particularly, if you are doing an LD!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age