GEMINI JUPITER SQUARE PISCES NEPTUNE = RELATIONSHIP DEAL-BREAKER!

Big-Boy Jupiter in Gemini just makes Walking the Talk a wonderful marathon! But Jupiter is currently Retrograde, which means Walking the Talk is on serious hold. Simultaneously, Jupiter is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and the Neptune/Pisces negative slant consists of deception, confusion, lies, underhandedness, martyrdom, victimhood and major escapism. It’s no surprise our relationships are facing huge deal-breakers that go against our standards, challenge our self-worth, erode our emotional state, crash our feelings and water-log our inner-child.

If, like myself, you are reaping the fallout from a huge relationship deal-breaker – join me in regrouping, checking in with your knowing self, realising this red light flashed from the get-go, and that maybe you gave this connection too many tries… (my usual rule is 3 tries, then it’s out!). Chalk it up as another big lesson, and own that you are paving your route for something more real, more worthy of your loving, and far better. Walk your talk now!

Light on & Love rules

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SATURN IN SCORPIO SAYS GET NAKED!

It’s time for the big reveal, as a Scorpio Saturn encourages deep, dark, dungeon-truths to rear their heads. Personally and globally there’s nowhere to hide, no deceptions (not with Neptune, Ms illusionist, in supportive Sextile to Saturn), nobody to accommodate your bad business and nowhere to take your dump. The lesson? To strip yourself of any facades, smash those spiky secrets, throw down your astro-armour, and jump on the verification jetty… it’s that or be sprung pussyfooting and faking it…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

HOSPITAL HELL-RIDE?

On the flip side, don’t let the press take you for a dangerous Gemini Jupiter ride – don’t be sucked in by this gossip girl…  yes the young radio announcers were foolish, but the intention was not to upset anyone – their producer let it go through – the hospital obviously didn’t have enough protocol their end – who knows how severely reprimanded the nurse was for her actions by her heirarchy – are they passing the buck?  Apparently the unfortunate nurse had personal issues that were already making her feel anxious and miserable prior to the prank call. Nobody is to blame for anyone else’s choices – the intention of the silly pranksters was not to harm – it didn’t do any good, for sure – but this particular nurse chose to take her own life. These two radio rascals are suffering – they are remorseful and fragile – there’s fear for their lives. Let’s not encourage another Neptunian nasty… 

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PRANKSTER GANGSTERS!

Neptune in Pisces square Jupiter in Gemini can badly impersonate, majorly deceive, rock the boat, take someone for a ride, blow things out of the water, and overdose on substance! It’s the big Jupiter joke at someone’s expense – the underhanded manoeuvre that provokes an emotional tsumani. So many are experiencing this scenario in personal relationships at the moment… One dedicated nurse took someone’s stupid Jupiter prank to Neptunian heart & took the ultimate Neptunian escape – so not funny when the recipient of the joke isn’t laughing, and never will again on this plane… Neptune doesn’t think, Jupiter retro is devoid of conscience… Love & Light to the innocent nurse on her continuing journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CHEATING NEPTUNE!

When Neptune plays with your Natal Chart through Transit, Progression or any other Astrological movement – particularly when it fiddles with your personal planets and zones –  you may need to deal with dreaded deception, disillusion and cut-to-the-chase CHEATING to learn some lessons!

Whether you are experiencing it happening to you, around you or within you, it not only feels painful, it feels seriously wrong – regardless of what side of the relationship, financial or study bed you are tipping.

Remember if they can do it with you, they can do it to you – and if they can do it once, they will do it again – and if you are the one deceiving another, you are only cheating yourself!

Note to self: something begun on a deceptive note, finishes on an A-flat…

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

NEPTUNE IN PISCES/FIVE OF CUPS REVERSED = LIQUID SPILLS!

And not just in our planet’s oceans, but in our personal lives

(our bodies consist of 70% water remember!) … Oil & water don’t mix;

oil can be toxic & slippery, water can erode & overwhelm… so make sure whatever you let spill over is clean, non-poisonous & non-threatening…
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

PLANETARY PARTNERSHIP PINCHES!

PLANETARY PARTNERSHIP PINCHES

Obviously, during the course of a relationship, there are ups & downs, challenges, glitches & other tests… it’s the name of the game – and often if one person is dealing with a hard planetary transit, progression, etc., the other will have a planetary aspect that is likely to be experienced as ‘easy’, and therefore, a balancing-out effect can occur.

For example, if Transitting Saturn is squaring one person’s Sun (which can represent the revealing of past pain), and the other has Saturn Trine the Sun (a huge indicator of building foundations in some zone), providing the love & commitment factor is present between the two individuals, the support can shine through & the relationship should come out stronger.

Seriously, if every time a difficult astrological energy raised its head in a person’s life, their relationship was cut short, there wouldn’t be any longtermers, and love would be as fickle as fashion (quietly: on another note, there’s a good reason Neptune is associated with fashion, but that is another show, or blog rather ;)).

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

 

RETROGRADE PATIENCE!

 

Jupiter, Uranus & Neptune are currently Retrograde! If you are behind the eight ball with travel, study or personal growth, be patient. If you are frustrated with global disruption, political unfairness, religious hypocrisy – take a
deep breath, put your ten-percent in, be patient … it’s the Age of Aquarius, and her ruler, Uranus, is in pioneering Aries – and after this Mars-ruled sign has done the hard yards he won’t sit back and wait!

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012

© Kris Fontaine

Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine
Mistress of New Age