SCORPIO SATURATION!

Posted on December 11, 2012 by krisfontaine

Ouch! We currently have the Moon, Mercury, Venus & Saturn lined up in Scorpio – and you’re wondering why relationship reality checks are taking place, why sexual disappointments are in your face, why managing mental meltdowns are on your agenda, why tragic emotional connections are needing attention… The key to opening your underlying DD treasure chest of knowledge is located in the dark domains of your psyche – reach in while meditating, chilling, working or mingling & pull it out…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

HOSPITAL HELL-RIDE?

Posted on December 10, 2012 by krisfontaine

On the flip side, don’t let the press take you for a dangerous Gemini Jupiter ride – don’t be sucked in by this gossip girl… yes the young radio announcers were foolish, but the intention was not to upset anyone – their producer let it go through – the hospital obviously didn’t have enough protocol their end – who knows how severely reprimanded the nurse was for her actions by her heirarchy – are they passing the buck? Apparently the unfortunate nurse had personal issues that were already making her feel anxious and miserable prior to the prank call. Nobody is to blame for anyone else’s choices – the intention of the silly pranksters was not to harm – it didn’t do any good, for sure – but this particular nurse chose to take her own life. These two radio rascals are suffering – they are remorseful and fragile – there’s fear for their lives. Let’s not encourage another Neptunian nasty…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SWEET 6 YEAR 2013 – TEASING TANTRICALLY

Posted on December 9, 2012 by krisfontaine

2013 Number 6 Year sits sweetly on our doorstep…

If you’ve found 2012 to be incredibly exciting, opened yourself up to more creativity, made babies, adopted a pet or plunged passionately into romance… on the flip side, you’ve also been pumped with unexpected change, annoying disruption and extreme upset …(and if it’s been a Personal Number 5 year, as has been the case with moi, it’s been even more prevalent!). This is all in preparation for the healing, calming, loving and emotionally fulfilling Number 6 twelve months coming up in 2013. More coming soon…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PRANKSTER GANGSTERS!

Posted on December 8, 2012 by krisfontaine

Neptune in Pisces square Jupiter in Gemini can badly impersonate, majorly deceive, rock the boat, take someone for a ride, blow things out of the water, and overdose on substance! It’s the big Jupiter joke at someone’s expense – the underhanded manoeuvre that provokes an emotional tsumani. So many are experiencing this scenario in personal relationships at the moment… One dedicated nurse took someone’s stupid Jupiter prank to Neptunian heart & took the ultimate Neptunian escape – so not funny when the recipient of the joke isn’t laughing, and never will again on this plane… Neptune doesn’t think, Jupiter retro is devoid of conscience… Love & Light to the innocent nurse on her continuing journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DARK WON’T LAST!

Posted on December 6, 2012 by krisfontaine

Whether it’s The Tower or Uranus shaking up your system; or maybe the Death card or Saturn offering a harsh reality check – try your hardest to stay on top of things until the storm subsides, you get the lesson & see the Light – it’s waiting patiently in that dark place… Because when things are falling apart in your life, they may just be falling into line Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CHUNK OF CHINA

Posted on December 5, 2012 by krisfontaine

CHUNK OF CHINA

As a transitting Aries Uranus influences China ‘s generational change – with pioneering peeps heading the Communist Party – so China’s economy encourages a better standard of living. Wages rise, and their fierce price competition with Western economies goes tragically limp lo. Watch as China catches up with our measure of money, and rewind to vintage times, when Westerners were happy to pay for quality. It’s a win-win.

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

GEMINI FULL-MOON LUNAR ECLIPSE (29 November 1.45am EST)

Posted on November 28, 2012 by krisfontaine

The Knight of Swords & The Knight of Wands (reversed) hammerheading…

As your mind desires new stimulation, your body twitches for fresh fun and your curious streak is highly-motivated, so your inner-philosopher comes out to play, your optimism fires up and your freedom needs are on fire! It’s Ms Gossip Girl meets Mr Foot-in-Mouth, as you run the risk of a relationship train-wreck.

Focusing on the logical, matter-of-fact elements, whilst keeping the big picture close to your chest are good moves. You have new data at your fingertips, and you can either use it in a totally sensible manner or throw it around like recycled confetti!

Kinky Uranus is on tap with sudden explosions, so make them sexy ones. Spontaneity is on standby, and you need to be uber-compromising and primed for unexpected situations. With Venus & Saturn lined up, the potential for enduring love-making is poised, and they’re waiting for you to pull out some awareness…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE WORLD ENDS (YET AGAIN)? … Not On Your Life!

Posted on November 27, 2012 by krisfontaine

Oh my, another doomsday theory that this planet will demise on 21 December, 2012. This is according to the Mayan writings, that are as open to interpretation as the man-made bible.
Of course, a cosmic catastrophe via another planet is on the list, or possibly the Earth has a sudden reverse-rotation … (yawn). Here’s my take (in tune with the Death Tarot card’s meaning & the Grand Trine occurring on this day): there will be a continued shift in the collective consciousness, a continued stream of spiritual transformation, and the continued dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Enjoy!
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

MERCURY TURNS DIRECT! (Page of Swords)

Posted on November 26, 2012 by krisfontaine

Mercury goes direct!

8.47AM EST Tuesday 27 November 2012

Talk the talk again… have that overdue convo, make the call, send those messages… receive that info, respond to the text, find that email… download those tunes, have that catch-up, reply to the blog, comment on a pic, brainstorm ideas… get those results, send the application, correspond with the CEO… plan a holiday, take a road trip, chat with that hottie, book a room…!

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

FORMULA FOR DISASTER? CAPRICORN PLUTO SQUARE ARIES URANUS

Posted on November 26, 2012 by krisfontaine

Recipe for explosions globally and personally, Guys… It’s The Devil & Death cards meet The Emporer (reversed) & The Tower… As Capricorn calculates & Pluto uncovers another layer of hard facts, so Aries charges & Uranus reacts…It can be uber dangerous if the peeps involved are ignorant as to what they might be creating… Anger is a ‘d’ away from danger… We need to take a deep breath, rethink & centre – pronto!