NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GEMINI JUPITER SQUARE PISCES NEPTUNE = RELATIONSHIP DEAL-BREAKER!

Big-Boy Jupiter in Gemini just makes Walking the Talk a wonderful marathon! But Jupiter is currently Retrograde, which means Walking the Talk is on serious hold. Simultaneously, Jupiter is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and the Neptune/Pisces negative slant consists of deception, confusion, lies, underhandedness, martyrdom, victimhood and major escapism. It’s no surprise our relationships are facing huge deal-breakers that go against our standards, challenge our self-worth, erode our emotional state, crash our feelings and water-log our inner-child.

If, like myself, you are reaping the fallout from a huge relationship deal-breaker – join me in regrouping, checking in with your knowing self, realising this red light flashed from the get-go, and that maybe you gave this connection too many tries… (my usual rule is 3 tries, then it’s out!). Chalk it up as another big lesson, and own that you are paving your route for something more real, more worthy of your loving, and far better. Walk your talk now!

Light on & Love rules

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

HOSPITAL HELL-RIDE?

On the flip side, don’t let the press take you for a dangerous Gemini Jupiter ride – don’t be sucked in by this gossip girl…  yes the young radio announcers were foolish, but the intention was not to upset anyone – their producer let it go through – the hospital obviously didn’t have enough protocol their end – who knows how severely reprimanded the nurse was for her actions by her heirarchy – are they passing the buck?  Apparently the unfortunate nurse had personal issues that were already making her feel anxious and miserable prior to the prank call. Nobody is to blame for anyone else’s choices – the intention of the silly pranksters was not to harm – it didn’t do any good, for sure – but this particular nurse chose to take her own life. These two radio rascals are suffering – they are remorseful and fragile – there’s fear for their lives. Let’s not encourage another Neptunian nasty… 

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PRANKSTER GANGSTERS!

Neptune in Pisces square Jupiter in Gemini can badly impersonate, majorly deceive, rock the boat, take someone for a ride, blow things out of the water, and overdose on substance! It’s the big Jupiter joke at someone’s expense – the underhanded manoeuvre that provokes an emotional tsumani. So many are experiencing this scenario in personal relationships at the moment… One dedicated nurse took someone’s stupid Jupiter prank to Neptunian heart & took the ultimate Neptunian escape – so not funny when the recipient of the joke isn’t laughing, and never will again on this plane… Neptune doesn’t think, Jupiter retro is devoid of conscience… Love & Light to the innocent nurse on her continuing journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

DECEMBER 2012 ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries March 21-April 20
Your inner problem-solver rears its head, as holiday plans require attention or a household issue reaches a dead end. Venus gives you the heads up on who really gets you, and seriously deserves that cracker romantic surprise.

Taurus April 21-May 21
The Moon/Jupiter link has that hottie planting a late festive kiss on your pout. A hidden talent slips into view, so suck up the knowledge and get the lowdown on how you can further develop it.

Gemini May 22-June 21
Neptune’s undulating energy means getting rhythmical at social gigs, drinking water, and tapping into your desires as they come. Diss unfortunate one-way attractions and lose the tag on leftovers. Bolting with grace is your save.

Cancer June 22-July 23
The Sun/Pluto duo screams NEW CHAPTER, Cancer! You’re about to locate your ideal lover, rekindle a relationship or give an ex a second chance. It’s all about attitude, how you present and, of course, what you wear!

Leo July 24-August 23
The Moon/Jupiter hook-up introduces you to an elite group of individuals primed to assist your career-advancement. Lock lips with an out-of-towner or exchange heated looks with that shy local across the table.

Virgo August 24-September 23
The Sun/Pluto connection means intensity-plus when a past involvement shows up or you realise how fast things are moving with a newcomer. While you’re on automatic pilot in one zone, you feel out-of-control in another. Take five to re-centre.

Libra September 24-October 23
Team Sun/Mars/Pluto puts baby-making or home-making in the spotlight. Meantime, visitors swing by unexpectedly, when you’re not up for entertaining or social chit-chat. This is not a license to have a head spin, because it will be doable.

Scorpio October 24-November 22
Search for top tips linked to home-buying, house-sharing or stylish renovating. Keep those fingers busy calculating a budget, checking off your to-do list or recycling last season’s apparel. All geared towards the New Year!

Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Not sure if you should let someone down gently, give it another whirl, or bolt immediately…? Things could come out sideways if you shelve the decision. It’s a case of either staying put or making tracks fast.

Capricorn December 22-January 20
A glamorous introduction or sizzling online chat has hints of ‘soul-mate’ coming through, as the compatibility seems simply spooky! This kick-starts a spanking new relationship for some, while others need to be wary of hitting the self-destruct button.

Aquarius January 21-February 19
This isn’t the time to go solo, work overtime or push someone away, Aquarius. You could get a buzz out of interacting; and besides, your partner or an admirer has a special package with your name on it.

Pisces February 20-March 20
Your financial and love metre pops in December, Pisces. You’re on a mission to indulge someone to the max; and with your creativity on fire and feelings turned up high, you can’t possibly miss the mark!

Lighten Up! Moon in Sagittarius says so…

If working hard is what you mainly do in your relationship, then it risks becoming hard work!! Include regular Light times & don’t lose sight of each other… Those of you with strong Sagittarius, Gemini or Jupiter influencing you natally or currently, take this on board now… 😉
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

RETROGRADE PATIENCE!

 

Jupiter, Uranus & Neptune are currently Retrograde! If you are behind the eight ball with travel, study or personal growth, be patient. If you are frustrated with global disruption, political unfairness, religious hypocrisy – take a
deep breath, put your ten-percent in, be patient … it’s the Age of Aquarius, and her ruler, Uranus, is in pioneering Aries – and after this Mars-ruled sign has done the hard yards he won’t sit back and wait!

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012

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Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine
Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS OCTOBER 2012 by KRIS FONTAINE

Aries

Clearly, it’s time to eliminate toxic elements from your personal and  financial zones in order to achieve your goals. Kick things off by removing  yourself from a tangled relationship….

Taurus

It clicks within, Taurus. You’re over the frozen  bedclothes, the messy moments and the un-popped plans. Change becomes a  must-have for your personal happiness.

Gemini

Mars powers up your  relationship zone, as you answer the hard questions or ask the ones you’ve been  painfully sitting on. Contradictions could help your decision-making big-time,  Gemini.

Cancer

Something gets on top of you, Cancer, but in such a  nice way! Saturn offers you more broad-spectrum structure in your world, with  documents to sign and commitments to stamp.

 Leo

Uranus gives you the  heads-up on finding meaning behind something that’s left you reeling. The trick  is to steer your thinking onto a positive track and accept the  support.

Virgo

The tend-setting Mars/Uranus trine suggests a  left-field approach to reinventing your living space or getting your flirtation  game on. You need to push harder to attract someone’s attention.

 Libra

Oh my, Libra, how you tear-up while witnessing a long-time-coming goal  manifest in all its glory! Recent disappointments have hardened you up, but your  inner-sook comes out to play.

Scorpio

The Moon/Mercury team-up asks  you what you have in mind to sort a reproduction issue, fur-kid adoption or  teenager’s future. Make a decision ASAP, or complications could  arise.

Sagittarius

Jupiter challenges your geographical position,  while Mars tops up your ambition. Is it about moving to a place that will  support your dream, or taking a job that means changing your address…?

 Capricorn

Watch your focus on global or political issues doesn’t  drown out items that need addressing in your personal life. You hardly want to  miss a saucy introduction or date.

 Aquarius

Been pulling back from  your current or someone you’re aching to hook-up with? Spoiler: those creative  juices will still flow in a fully-functioning relationship.

 Pisces

Having relocated your ‘assertive’ switch means a nail-biting money matter or  work worry does a one-eighty. There may be a couple of gold bands in the mix  too.

 

Kris xx

Mistress of New Age

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