Category Archives: Jupiter

VENUS SQUARE JUPITER: OVERDOING IT?

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With the excessive Venus Square Jupiter currently influencing our planet, stretching the boundaries to breaking point, personally and globally, seems to be the deal. Are you spending, eating, drinking, flirting, generally indulging too much in your drug of choice? Guilty of over-decorating, overloaded dressing, extreme make-overs? Charged with over-the-top workouts, online shopping sessions or gossip? Are you spreading yourself too wide – emotionally, physically, sexually?  Torn between two lovers, attracting a series of love rats, or seriously faking it with your current? You can flip things around, as Venus cheer-leads for Love, while Jupiter encourages Justice. Together they can bring on balance!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

BIG BOY JUPITER DIRECT – BRAIN UNFREEZE!

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Gemini Jupiter turns Direct tonight in the Southern Hemisphere (tomorrow morning in Northern hemisphere)! Expect your mind to switch on again, your plans to fall into place, communication to gear up once more, study to be in your thought-forms, travel to be a priority, long-distance connections to rekindle, and your humour to get back on track. Your mind changes and philosophy flips will be on high-beam, and your curiosity (Gemini) will be enormous (Jupiter) on a level that is relevant to you. This is a forward-moving period coming up, and you can expect the truth (Jupiter) to come out big-time (Jupiter again) – personally and politically – because Gemini just doesn’t stay silent for long!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

UNCLE JUPITER’S LUCKY DIP!

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Seriously, do you even know how much opportunity is likely to be presented for Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) and Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) during Jupiter’s jaunt through Gemini? It goes something like this: favourable situations are there for the taking, and in so many different ways, depending upon where your Sun is placed in your chart, how much effort you’re willing to contribute (because Uncle Jupiter doesn’t like laziness!), and how focused you are on what it is you want.

Gemini, you have it in the bag wherever your nose is pointed with Jupiter’s temporary residency in your sign; Libra, you need to pick up the pace when it comes to long-distance anything (!) for amazing results; & Aquarius, it’s your time to allow creative and romantic offerings to fill you up. Over to the Fire people, and Aries, you have all types of group encounters bringing you the goodies; Leo, you have good stuff coming in via your inbox, siblings and not-so-nasty neighbours; while Saggies, things are getting bigger and better in the partnership zone, however, you may need to curb your appetite just a tad!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

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With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved  by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

OD’ing ON LD … SAG MOON OPPOSITION RETRO GEMINI JUPITER

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It’s not rocket science, but it certainly is a sign of the Aquarian times – that is, long-distance relationships, which have been and will be rampant in all romantic communities -intrastate, interstate and global connecting rules the airways … It’s difficult enough bearing up under the frustration of no physical contact, limited facial expressions, stylised conversations (of the one and two-dimensional variety) and serious sexual impasse. Misconceptions, misunderstandings, mad imaginings, major messaging, tantric texting, and email overload… This tends to lead to major combustion, then it’s over and out – or else, one party eventually moves to the other party’s town, usually making a sacrifice of kind, and having to ‘start again’. Currently a very retrograde Gemini Jupiter is making communication (Gemini) just that little bit harder, particularly, as far as long-distance (Jupiter) relationships are concerned. And with the current verbal emotional ejaculator:Saggie Moon, playing with Jupiter, it’s best to keep lips zipped, tongue tight and expectations loose – particularly, if you are doing an LD!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

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Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GEMINI JUPITER SQUARE PISCES NEPTUNE = RELATIONSHIP DEAL-BREAKER!

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Big-Boy Jupiter in Gemini just makes Walking the Talk a wonderful marathon! But Jupiter is currently Retrograde, which means Walking the Talk is on serious hold. Simultaneously, Jupiter is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and the Neptune/Pisces negative slant consists of deception, confusion, lies, underhandedness, martyrdom, victimhood and major escapism. It’s no surprise our relationships are facing huge deal-breakers that go against our standards, challenge our self-worth, erode our emotional state, crash our feelings and water-log our inner-child.

If, like myself, you are reaping the fallout from a huge relationship deal-breaker – join me in regrouping, checking in with your knowing self, realising this red light flashed from the get-go, and that maybe you gave this connection too many tries… (my usual rule is 3 tries, then it’s out!). Chalk it up as another big lesson, and own that you are paving your route for something more real, more worthy of your loving, and far better. Walk your talk now!

Light on & Love rules

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

URANUS SEXTILE JUPITER RETRO & RESTLESS

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Uranus’ Sextile to Jupiter is busy revving up your restlessness, but in such an awesome way! If you’re tapping your foot to travel, wishing for a work shift, starving for sexual satisfaction or hungering for inner happiness, there’s a second-chance on its way. Uranus turns direct today, which should relieve the pressure big-time (despite Jupiter not turning direct until 30 January 2013). Many amongst us should feel a nice personal shift.

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

HOSPITAL HELL-RIDE?

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On the flip side, don’t let the press take you for a dangerous Gemini Jupiter ride – don’t be sucked in by this gossip girl…  yes the young radio announcers were foolish, but the intention was not to upset anyone – their producer let it go through – the hospital obviously didn’t have enough protocol their end – who knows how severely reprimanded the nurse was for her actions by her heirarchy – are they passing the buck?  Apparently the unfortunate nurse had personal issues that were already making her feel anxious and miserable prior to the prank call. Nobody is to blame for anyone else’s choices – the intention of the silly pranksters was not to harm – it didn’t do any good, for sure – but this particular nurse chose to take her own life. These two radio rascals are suffering – they are remorseful and fragile – there’s fear for their lives. Let’s not encourage another Neptunian nasty… 

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PRANKSTER GANGSTERS!

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Neptune in Pisces square Jupiter in Gemini can badly impersonate, majorly deceive, rock the boat, take someone for a ride, blow things out of the water, and overdose on substance! It’s the big Jupiter joke at someone’s expense – the underhanded manoeuvre that provokes an emotional tsumani. So many are experiencing this scenario in personal relationships at the moment… One dedicated nurse took someone’s stupid Jupiter prank to Neptunian heart & took the ultimate Neptunian escape – so not funny when the recipient of the joke isn’t laughing, and never will again on this plane… Neptune doesn’t think, Jupiter retro is devoid of conscience… Love & Light to the innocent nurse on her continuing journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age