DEVIL & DEATH CARDS ARE SMOKIN’!

So the Australian Government has enforced plain packaging for cigarettes with even uglier pics of the physical results of smoking (so smokers are simply taking the cigarettes out of the packets and putting them in a non-confrontational jar, or buying other stickers to cover the confrontational packets)… the Government have maximumly upped the cost of a packet of tar tucker again in efforts to deter smokers from smoking – when what it primarily seems to be doing is filling up the Government and tobacco companies’ pockets – like if the Government was serious about wanting smokers to give up, they would ban the friggen fags totally and immediately! Smoking is an addiction, is an addiction, is an addiction – and if the drug is available (just like alcohol), addicts will continue to purchase the packets. Like any addiction, it is the addicts’ choice to give up – their call, nobody elses’. And smokers will live in denial about how the car fumes are worse, the atmosphere is already toxic so why blame them, yadda, that they could die being knocked over by a skateboard, and yadda, yadda. Like wake up – it’s no longer sexy, incredibly anti-social, outrageously old-school, and fully stupid!

Meanwhile, this deadly drug also wears the sign ‘Selfish’ – it not only affects the smokers (who choose to have the toxins swimming in their lungs), but those who don’t smoke i.e. passive-smokers – in the streets, as the smoker carelessly flaps smoke around for non-smokers to breathe in; seeping into open windows as the smoker has a hit outside; butting the streets as they toss relentlessly – like what about the kids, what about our pets, what about the asthmatics, what about this planet… what about Me!? According to the Government whisper, smoking will soon be illegal on the streets of Australia – period. Then non-smokers can breathe out and claim their rights to enjoy fresher air, finally enjoy a meal al fresco, walk out of a building into a smoke-free zone, and not become sick because of someone else’s addiction… bring—it—on!!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

PLUTO SEXTILE NEPTUNE – GO DEEP, IT WON’T HURT!

Pluto sextile Neptune wants you to dive deep into your emotional ocean, deal with your demons and see that there are no monsters! If you have ever mentally built up the outcome of something to be disastrous, unbearable, unthinkable, unimaginable, just sheer doom-and-gloom… or worried about what will happen when the day comes, when the results are back, when the person returns or when the connection breaks… If you are consumed with the fear of being alone, going for that job, taking the next step, or just dealing with everyday stuff, you aren’t alone… If you have focussed on ‘what-ifs’, dwelt on looming catastrophe or suffer from post-trauma, this is for you… If you can’t get past the negative, are stuck in a tunnel-vision, or feel locked into a self-imposed prison…it’s time to get out. Because it seriously will never be as bad as you envision!

2013 make it obscene,,,

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Queen of Pentacles Meets High Priestess

Virgo Moon (Queen of Pentacles) opposition Neptune (High Priestess) = handle the pull between your desire to please others and your readiness to please yourself! Listen to your pillow talk and inner Mistress/Master, as you do what feels right… Remember it begins and ends with you – unless you are fully comfortable in your own skin, heading in your chosen direction and content with your life, you have little chance of being there for anyone else in the true sense… Work the energies Now!

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ARIES/ACE of WANDS – FIRST UP!

The first astrological sign, Aries, hooks hands with the first card of the Minor Arcana, Ace of Wands. They want it first and they want it now! It’s first aid for your feelings, first hand for your activities, first prize for your accomplishments, first take for your commitments, first in for your desires, first time for your training, first in line for the goodies, first class food for your mind,and first grade actions for your life plan. Aries and Ace of Wands are indicative of raw beginnings that you can carve into shape; fresh starts that require your stored enthusiasm; and new chapters that beg for your pent up energy. It’s pioneer-plus time, as you initiate filed plans and act on shelved goals. Create a positive mind-set, make your moves matter, and nourish your physical, emotional, mental and spiritual self… ASAP!

2013 – make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SERIOUSLY OBSCENE – NYE 2013!

With party-girl Moon in Leo striking it hot with sexually experimental Mars in Aquarius, and both joining hands for a three-way flirt-fest with gregarious Venus and Mercury in Sag, expect the New Year’s Eve pressure of die-hard Saturn in Scorpio to be given the cold shoulder. Indeed, you still may have to attend to those dutiful bedroom favours, and you might even have to squeeze the last drop of juice out of a going-down relationship, or make yourself go extremely hard a new love interest… But chances are, that naughty Aries Uranus will give you a wake-up call before the New Year slips into place – and right on time too!… Year of the Snake is meandering towards us y’all… so which way will you choose to go? As low as a snake’s belly, or ready to swallow 2013’s fiesty feast whole…?

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

KRIS WRITES!: BOOK SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

For y’all’s information, I’m about ready to write a book (been putting it off for years, as you do, when other things get in the way!) – but now there are no more excuses, no procrastinating, and no making it less important than other important things in my life (that so looks like a New Year’s resolution – noted)…

The market is full of esoteric books, and there are numerous avenues i could go down… it would be awesome if you could put your thinking caps on, as would love to hear what you would like to read and what you feel the missing links are on the e/bookshelves… the genres can be anything in the New Age realm – from Astrology & Tarot, through to Psychic Tools & Feng Shui – as a nudger, think relationships, sexuality, dogs…Thank you in advance…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

UGANDA’S UGLY CLOSET

Look, i’m not about to stereotype what a lesbian looks like/acts like – because gay/queer women come in all shapes and sizes, and present in a whole range of different identities… but my psychic-ability-come-gaydar switches to highbeam when i see the hypocrisy exhibited by one of the spokeswomen jumping up and down for engaging-homosexuals to receive the death penalty in Uganda ASAP. She just screams ‘CLOSET DYKE’!… her self-hatred, denial and shame must be so huge that she has to project onto others… she would get my pity for her ignorance, if she wasn’t such a deadly discriminator and full-blown phony … grrrr. Uranus in Aries, stop being so self-oriented and do your global ‘It’s-okay-to-be-who-you-are’ thing already!
Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CANCER FULL MOON 28/12/12

The last Full Moon for 2012 falls in 7 degrees Cancer, 9.21pm December 18, 2012, making it essential to deal with family karma, move on household issues, talk extended or blended,deal with mother issues, consider reproduction or adoption, put on your patriotic hat or slip into your political suit. Avoid retreating – you can’t afford to keep things in – you need to expel, expose and extend yourself emotionally. Nurture yourself and those you love, reminisce and get nostalgic… but don’t dwell on the past… move forward and heal.

Happy New Year y’all!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DIRT ON POSING PROFESSIONALS – PLUTO IN CAPRICORN

Pluto is about digging the dirt, weeding out the worms and penetrating the politics… and working her way through Capricorn, you can rest assured that the low-life members of professional bodies (the good ones: respect) will be outed, revealed and made to pay! Think politicians, police, psychologists, teachers, religious leaders for example – they won’t have the advantage of sitting in their ego-based positions controlling, manipulating, blaming, twisting, and not owning their own stuff … anything underhanded, sly, emotionally-manipulating or non-kosher will be showcased – they will be eating their own words in 2013 – the turkies!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age