MUSIC: PISCES-NEPTUNE/ARIES-URANUS STYLE!

Neptune rules what’s in fashion music-wise, while Uranus sets the trends… Listen up to the new boy/boi bands currently pouring out tear-jerker tunes in true Pisces-Neptune style, Taylor Swift plays victim to the bad boys/bois with ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’, Samantha Jade is vocally love-addicted with ‘What You’ve Done To Me’, and Bruno Mars is tragically feeling ‘Locked Out of Heaven’. 

Switch stations for Aries-Uranus style break-up songs and there’s Taylor Swift again with ‘…Never Getting Back Together’, ‘Screaming & Shouting’ with Will i & Britney, and Alicia Keys cries out ‘Girl on Fire’ … and that’s jut the mainstream stuff – and neither Neptune or Uranus are mainstream planets, so the underground tunes must be seriously love-sick! Stay tuned…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS JANUARY 2013

Aries March 21-April 20*

Venus teases your chart’s tip as you settle into your 2013 comfort zone.  Expect charismatic charmers, creative channels and cocksure characters to lavishly make-over your life. Simultaneously, Uranus tempts you with fully wired challenges. Scene set for 2013, Aries.

 

Taurus April 21-May 21*

On your mark to launch that health kick or workout program! Avoid freezing those New Year resolutions, Taurus, while trusting your support team assists you to stay on track. Re that family bully or harsh online comment? Ignore – it’s so 2012.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21*

The ample Moon/Jupiter opposition means dishing out some hands-on partner-pampering or family favours. Feeling guilty about ignoring a certain person or failing to keep a promise? Grab the opportunity to make amends. It’s a lose-lose situation if you don’t, Gemini. 

 

Cancer June 22-July 23*

Your wild imagery works for you, Cancer, particularly if restyling your home or updating your wardrobe. On the flip side, don’t get sucked into OTT suspicions aimed at your partner or love interest. You hardly want to repack this baggage for your 2013 travels.

 

Leo July 24-August 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto trio turns up the volume in your personal life, and gives you a hand with the office party or random hook-up fallout. 2013 is pegged to be your year of extreme change, but you need to settle those outstanding emotional debts first.

 

Virgo August 24-September 23*

A fundamental emotional issue that’s stopped you treating your body like a temple or taking the next step in a relationship is tagged for sorting. Hit on 2013 with your work-out group, regain your affection for the great outdoors, and start appreciating who is at your service.

 

Libra September 24-October 23*

The Sun/Mercury/Pluto three-way is your cue to sooth shattered involvements, heal hurt feelings, and sort those post-mix-and-mingle complications. The trick: listen up when someone shares, and exhibit empathy, rather than throw a pity-party. Rehearse your lines and breathe out.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22*

Dial up your inner-warrior, Scorpio! A fearless chat with loved ones or house-mates ensures more personal space and a greater chance of establishing your position on prevalent issues. Make sure you are cashed-up and suitably accessorised for the unexpected offer or homecoming.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21*

Practise up in order to flick that bad habit, munch on healthy sticks and head to the gym on a regular basis. Romance steps into the mix as you leap into an unexpected affair, resurrect a past passion or create a relationship turnaround.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20*

Saturn insists you organise a special investment, open a joint account or indulge in sensible shopping (new sheets are a must!). Hold tight as you go from zero to plumper-purse, which won’t simply bring balance back into your financial world, but could indirectly restore your love-life.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19*

The skilfully karmic Saturn/Chiron trine promises a financial project or professional opportunity comes to fruition in January. The catch? You need to embrace your inner CEO and direct the traffic with those involved. And Aquarius, it’s time to make serious plans with that interstater.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20*

Go harder if you want someone to get how sad or sorry you are. Be gentle with yourself, because you can’t expect to lose that negative mind-chatter until you get real with how you feel. Unexpected monetary motion injects some optimism into your month.

(*SIGN DATES HEADS-UP: These are the average dates – due to the earth’s tilt on its axis – if your birthday falls at the beginning or end of a sign [on the ‘cusp’] check a planetary ephemeris or have your personal horoscope chart erected to see which sign your Sun was officially assigned to at birth. )

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – JANUARY 2013

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DOUBLE-DELUDED PISCES NEPTUNE! WE ARE STILL HERE…

For the majority of us, who didn’t allow Pisces Neptune to pull us into her cosmic net, it’s been just another day – we are still here, still queer, and there is ab nothing to fear! Meantime, the scare-mongers are, yet again, sitting awkwardly with their tails between their legs. Until the next time they have a doomsday turn, due to their sheer inability to get a life!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

2nd-LAST DAYS OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’

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1st-LAST DAYS OF ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – KRIS FONTAINE

‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – KRIS FONTAINE

LISTEN UP GUYS: IT’S MY LAST TWELVE DAYS OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ – SO ON THE FIRST-LAST DAY OF OFFICIALLY BEING ‘PSYCHIC OF THE YEAR (NSW) 2012’ WHAT WILL MISTRESS KRISSI GIVE TO YOU…?:

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Tarot Tip: Two of Cups/The Lovers – Loved-up or Honeymoon Over?

When the Two of Cups or The Lovers card is situated next to or in connection to, say, the Ace of Wands or Ace of Cups, clearly a new relationship is on the horizon or a current relationship has a positive stage coming up  or may shift to the next level.  On the flip side, envision the Lovers or Two of Cups reversed beside, say, The Tower, Death or Eight of Cups – this can indicate a make-or-break time for a relationship, big adjustments need to be made, the rose-coloured glasses come off, or one party is ready to walk. Or else, it may be a one-sided attraction on the cards, or a new contender could be a little toxic or doesn’t tick the right boxes. Play around with your deck, and see how things stand in your relationship or potential one…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PROGRESSED MOON SHIFT

So as from yesterday, my Progressed Moon (Secondary Progressions) has moved from freedom-freak Sagittarius into success-hungry Capricorn. I find the shift from one sign to another every 2.5 years exciting, open to new possibilities and extremely reflective of how i feel (Moon – feelings – well,  hello!). Having travelled – physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually – with the Sag Moon over the last couple of years, my Aquarian jugs are seriously ready to be filled with Capricorn recognition, commendations and solid success… as i simultaneously take more control and encourage additional order in my world. My Capricorn Mercury and Venus say bring it on (think of the shopping!) – my Aries Mars isn’t quite as thrilled. Lovin’ the fresh energy, hookin’ up with Cappy types, and feelin’ goooooooood! Take a look where your Progressed Moon is placed right about now – it really counts in the scheme of things.

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

SATELLITES SLAM PISCES MOON!

Alert Cancerians (ruled by Moon) & Pisceans (Moon currently in Pisces) – or those with either Cancer or Pisces prominent in your chart…Is your emotional system feeling smashed? Being seriously technically-challenged? Feeling bombarded by heavy feelings? It could have something to do with the people-made satellites – the size of washing machines (according to the Mr/Ms Scientists) – having banged up the innocent Moon… Breathe…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

CAPRICORN PLUTO 2012: PASSION BUSINESS

As 2012 does its finale, you may be experiencing situations reversing and transforming in your life: circumstances coming to an end, valuable people coming back into your life, and worn out relationships creeping into the background or completely leaving your building… It’s the practical face of Pluto in Capricorn unmasked, as she purges toxic elements from your world – ones that are likely to hinder your transition into 2013.

Having paid through the nose for bad 2012 choices and extreme obsessions, it’s time to dig deep for emotional strength, and re-establish your sexual drive. Capricorn likes to file away finished business, calculate new business and pull out your inner Ambition-Ambassador. While Capricorn bathes in Pluto’s therapeutic waters, it’s your cue to revitalise your deepest desires, make passion your business, plunge into the perfect partnership and invest in the best there is. Your standards are rising. Be your own therapist and work your change-room!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

URANUS SQUARE PLUTO MADNESS!

Light & Love to the Newtown, USA, innocent souls on their continuing journey – an example of the global Uranus square Pluto madness… victims of one man’s mind-flip – it needs to be contained – and it begins @home…right now!
Kris xx Mistress of New Age