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CAPRICORN MOON: Put a Ring on It!

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The upcoming CapricornMoon teams up nicely with some hot planets on her 2.5 day journey. Capricorn Moon on Venus, Mars & Pluto points to deep attractions, sexual compatibility, true intimacy, stronger connection. Capricorn Moon gliding over Neptune promises anything romantically inclined, emotionally linked, connected to our inner visions are up for attention. Capricorn Moon touching Saturn equals all things longterm, serious, legally bound. So if it feels seriously real, Guys, don’t delay – put a ring on it…!

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS – MAY 2013 – KRIS FONTAINE

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Aries March 21-April 20

Expect progress with a financial glitch or legal issue. Pool funds, chat with a financial advisor, and get savvy with money. If you’re loved-up, it’s all systems go for wedding bands. Single Rammers invest in a more stylish wardrobe.

Taurus April 21-May 21

Kicking off a fitness program or family meeting will indirectly reshape your attitude and prompt your goal-setter to come out of the closet. Any further procrastination will not only push your self-destruct button, but may alienate your mate.

Gemini May 22-June 21

Relish the user-friendly equipment or dating site, Gemini. You want to avoid taking dangerous shortcuts or overlooking a total babe. It’s a chance to upgrade your skills or score the best seat in the house.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Your bodyguard planets cover your tracks when meeting the new crowd, organising the event or meeting the family. Making a good impression tops your list, and this masks you feeling outside your comfort zone. Bottoms up, Cancer.

Leo July 24-August 23

Blog those smoking ideas, journal your raw feelings, and note to self re those complicated plans. And do it before you lose the momentum! This instantly boosts your self-esteem, and is the first step towards reversing a negative situation.

Virgo August 24-September 23

Your image undergoes a subtle but clever make-over, Virgo. You are then on point to showcase your new persona to the judgemental group or buzz-kill interviewers. Just this minimal modification gives you maximum comeback.

Libra September 24-October 23

Bored of the single life, Libra? Someone’s magical words get you out of the house into mix-and-mingle mode. Attached Librans, if you’re up for refuelling your relationship, think romantic getaway or interesting introduction. 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

A wicked investment idea or business proposal charges you up. Your planets say check the fine-print before jumping in. This sounds like an obvious move, but your preoccupation with a newcomer may shake up your senses.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Firm up your finances before changing abodes or taking that personal journey. An at-home job opportunity, unexpected income boost or lump sum payment is your save. Switch to positive mode and let Ms Universe do her work.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The May cosmic buzz happens in your work and health zone. Adopting new life rules, applying for a quirkier position or swallowing alternative medicine gets the focus.   Have faith in where your personal transition is taking you, Capricorn.

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Travel looks like being local and with a purpose. For attached Waterbearers, this could involve house-hunting or a romantic getaway. Solo Aquarians: doing a tour of singles-rich close-to-home venues results in partnering up. Happy days!

Pisces February 20-March 20

The real story behind someone you recently met or a job you have your eye on is revealed. Although some things are still not clear, it will deliver the necessary heads up. So what next, Pisces? It’s your move.

 

THE EMPRESS = Taurus Moon

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Desiring more comfort, peace, serenity, holidaying and security in your life, Guys? The cosmos is on board with Moon in Taurus. It’s time to get your chill game on, decline the change button, and cavort with nature. As your pace slows down a tad, make time for those you love and that which you love doing. Simultaneously, swaying towards materialism or stubbornness could stop your personal flow, even though you want solid results to occur with loans, investments, real estate, long-term relationships, home make-overs, building, etc… Just don’t lose sight of your Natural Goddess/God in the process.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

CATERPILLAR TO BUTTERFLY! = Capricorn Pluto square Aries Uranus + Scorpio Saturn

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With a Capricorn Pluto bringing intense situations from the past back into your zone, it’s a case of transform (Pluto) the old (Capricorn) into something brand new (squaring Uranus in Aries)! It’s all about reinventing yourself to make the old situation fit the present. And with Saturn in Scorpio also on board, we are working hard to make our old deep relating/sexual psychology take on a new Light. News is that many peeps are hooking up with past lovers in efforts to fan the flame from a better angle, tackling old jobs on a different level, making a sea/tree-change with a cooler attitude, or addressing a repetitive health issue from another slant.A quickie share: i am currently re-seeing (yes, seeing one another in a new Light – so Pluto!) someone i was involved with a few years back – we both suspected there was unfinished business (fyi our individual Saturns sit on one another’s Suns – big ‘meant to be’ and lesson-learning flavour between close associations generally), and after rebuilding a solid friendship over the last few months (so Sagittarius/Aquarius – revisit my post re Sextile Sun Signs), our intimate connection has morphed into something magical, that has been a major surprise (Uranus) to both of us! It is what it is, and it’s something special… So check how your past circumstances – relationship, work, health-linked, etc. – have been reawakened, restyled, and reborn…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

HAPPY ASTROLOGICAL YEAR!

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The Aries New Moon (1st sign of Zodiac) marks the beginning of the Astrological New Year. So power up your New Year resolutions and get creative with your ambitions for the 12 months ahead. You may want to recycle the resolutions you made in January even… And, hey, Uranus is on standby to assist you recreate your visions for the coming year, while Mars is on board giving you a powerful nudge to walk your talk …

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age


 

 

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS APRIL 2013! Kris Fontaine

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Aries March 21-April 20

In the stellar April mix is one project that could kick-start a plucky cycle for you. Present well, and you are in for the long haul. Clearly, the new rule of thumb for love is ‘add a little sugar!’*

Taurus April 21-May 21

There’s a team of personal planets sparking up your irrational switch, so watch those old demons don’t come out to play. On the flip side, this may indirectly prompt your next career move or a residential shift. Go figure.*

Gemini May 22-June 21

Is a situation or lover bordering on high maintenance? If you have recently entered the commitment, it’s not too late to review. Already fully involved? Then take a deep breath, and give it one-hundred percent!*

Cancer June 22-July 23

You’re thrown a cosmic financial line which helps you over a hefty hump. Avoid making excuses when approached by an ex-partner or boss to tie up some loose ends. Meanwhile, a new body of work keeps your hands busy.*

Leo July 24-August 23

Your planets scream ‘loved-up month’! Note the conditions: you must make the initial move, don’t have extreme expectations, and be clear about what you’re prepared to deliver and accept. So far you haven’t managed to nail all three.*

Virgo August 24-September 23

Gearing up a major venture or challenging relationship won’t faze you. Actually, you’re so ready to exhibit your talents with more tangible elements that you jump on top of your case. A little bitchcraft wouldn’t do any harm either.*

Libra September 24-October 23

A partnership you thought had a use-by date charges ahead. That thing you figured would last forever signals ‘over’. This big flip gives you a reality check, as you only hold onto items that genuinely tick your box.*

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Rethink your financial habits and to-do list, Scorpio. A simple budget trim, coupled with some easy DIY jobs could fast-track your domestic dream. Drumming some common sense into your partner or housemates could seriously help too.*

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your personal world looks lovely, your headspace leans towards peace, and your body loses that stress. Ten points for giving a Cancerian crazy chick the flick. The lake of lies has fully dried up.  Pull your play princess out.*

Capricorn December 22-January 20

Up for flirting and circulating? Come out of that dark place and slip into happier days. Singles: get ready for a hot connection that’s already on speed dial. Hitched Cappies kick-start a new business or jump on a plane.*

Aquarius January 21-February 19

The cosmic buzz around money means that substantial deposit or essential buy is locked in. Showcase your polished bod and cherry smile when it’s hook-up time with your perfect match (but keep your perfect bitch shut down!).*

Pisces February 20-March 20

Those perky planets point to rediscovering the dating game, renting a room or signing up for study. On paper, it’s on point, and could double as a stress-buster. Just double-check the time and financial cost.*

*Go to ‘Request Reading’ to order your personal email or phone reading!

Kris Fontaine

Mistress of New Age

 

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FEBRUARY 2013

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Aries March 21-April 20

If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!

           

Taurus April 21-May 21

Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone.  Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.

 

Gemini May 22-June 21

The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.

 

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.

 

Leo July 24-August 23

Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!

 

Virgo August 24-September 23

Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!

 

Libra September 24-October 23

Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone.  Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.

 

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.

 

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.

 

Capricorn December 22-January 20

The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.

 

Aquarius January 21-February 19

This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.

 

Pisces February 20-March 20

The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.

 Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age

DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

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With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved  by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

ARIES MOON – WANT WHAT YOU CAN’T HAVE!

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The Moon does Aries for the next 2.5 days: time to make yourself first priority, strive for what you can’t have but know you deserve, be impulsive to the max, be unapologetic for your impatience, take a risk in love, try it once, do it once, flirt with stranger-danger, be primal, lust it up, play with fire, chat with your inner-kid, turn-on-then-off, take me-time, keep your head above water, let it out, change your hair & make-up, connect with your inner-artist, challenge yourself, sign up for extreme sport, live the now, why wait……

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

URANUS & SATURN: LOVE RATS?

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Check your Natal chart/Horoscope (if you don’t have one, maybe it’s time to have yours erected…?) … So you have personal planets (Mercury, Venus, Mars) and/or the Lights (Sun & Moon)  and/or a prominent point in your chart (e.g. Ascendant, Midheaven) and/or your Relating Houses (5th, 7th, 8th, 11th) challenged (Square, Opposition, etc.) or just occupied by Uranus and/or Saturn …?  It is almost automatic for you to walk, not deal, exit a relationship rather than show your vulnerability, own your feelings, or hang in there when the going gets a little tough..On the surface you may appear as the biggest ‘Love Rat’, but the real translation is a major fear of getting too close – and for one of two reasons, sometimes both: fear of being smothered or fear of being rejected. Flashback to somewhere within the first 4 years of your life (Jungianly), and one or both of these experiences were yours, either directly or indirectly associated with your family of origin. Isn’t it time you chose to let it go, and allowed yourself to feel the love…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age