STALKING EXES! (SCORPIO SATURN SQUARE AQUARIUS MARS)

The Stalking Ex (or SEx) is so not an unusual event, by any stretch of the … um … imagination… but with Scorp Saturn (sexual frustration) squaring Aquarius Mars (group action) right about now, there currently seems to be an influx of these crazed creatures. You know the type, they like to roam in pairs, flicking their self-righteous, hypocritical, two-faced, self-pitying poison wherever they go. These are the keyboard cowards, hiding behind the ‘safety’ of a screen, basking in their denial, unsuccessfully hoping to keep their professional or public face in tact, telling their one-sided story to whoever will listen (yawn!). The passive-aggressive professional victims, the unethical losers, the boundariless bores, the ones who refuse to let go (but profess not to care – yeah right!) – the type who gather in groups, and try to pull recruits, going in for the kill, as their ex-target ends the next relationship. You can almost hear the SEx’s thought process, something like: ‘oh good, here comes another of my ex’s cast-offs – i know, i will pop on my ill-fitting compassionate hat and get another ally for my collection – that will make me RIGHT and the ex WRONG!’ – you gotta laugh at the mentality… Meanwhile, the SEx’s exes come to you with their parallel story of how hideous life was with these tortured souls – but you have enough sense and maturity not to get into the toxic drama or lower yourself to the SEx’s level. Yanno, it doesn’t matter how flat you make a hot cake, it always has two sides, and anyone with any sense would not be sucked in by the Stalking Ex’s sad ways – only maybe another of your scorned exes who can’t look at their own behaviour. Solution: stay strong, know who you are, keep real , and don’t sweat the small stuff – and, remember, the Stalking Ex is suffering in their own stale juices… sending Light…

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SERIOUSLY OBSCENE – NYE 2013!

With party-girl Moon in Leo striking it hot with sexually experimental Mars in Aquarius, and both joining hands for a three-way flirt-fest with gregarious Venus and Mercury in Sag, expect the New Year’s Eve pressure of die-hard Saturn in Scorpio to be given the cold shoulder. Indeed, you still may have to attend to those dutiful bedroom favours, and you might even have to squeeze the last drop of juice out of a going-down relationship, or make yourself go extremely hard a new love interest… But chances are, that naughty Aries Uranus will give you a wake-up call before the New Year slips into place – and right on time too!… Year of the Snake is meandering towards us y’all… so which way will you choose to go? As low as a snake’s belly, or ready to swallow 2013’s fiesty feast whole…?

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

Tarot Tip: Two of Cups/The Lovers – Loved-up or Honeymoon Over?

When the Two of Cups or The Lovers card is situated next to or in connection to, say, the Ace of Wands or Ace of Cups, clearly a new relationship is on the horizon or a current relationship has a positive stage coming up  or may shift to the next level.  On the flip side, envision the Lovers or Two of Cups reversed beside, say, The Tower, Death or Eight of Cups – this can indicate a make-or-break time for a relationship, big adjustments need to be made, the rose-coloured glasses come off, or one party is ready to walk. Or else, it may be a one-sided attraction on the cards, or a new contender could be a little toxic or doesn’t tick the right boxes. Play around with your deck, and see how things stand in your relationship or potential one…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GEMINI JUPITER SQUARE PISCES NEPTUNE = RELATIONSHIP DEAL-BREAKER!

Big-Boy Jupiter in Gemini just makes Walking the Talk a wonderful marathon! But Jupiter is currently Retrograde, which means Walking the Talk is on serious hold. Simultaneously, Jupiter is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and the Neptune/Pisces negative slant consists of deception, confusion, lies, underhandedness, martyrdom, victimhood and major escapism. It’s no surprise our relationships are facing huge deal-breakers that go against our standards, challenge our self-worth, erode our emotional state, crash our feelings and water-log our inner-child.

If, like myself, you are reaping the fallout from a huge relationship deal-breaker – join me in regrouping, checking in with your knowing self, realising this red light flashed from the get-go, and that maybe you gave this connection too many tries… (my usual rule is 3 tries, then it’s out!). Chalk it up as another big lesson, and own that you are paving your route for something more real, more worthy of your loving, and far better. Walk your talk now!

Light on & Love rules

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW MOON SAGITTARIUS – MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING!

The Sagittarius New Moon (22 degrees Sag starring @ 7.41pm EST Thursday December 13) has you plugged into your real purpose in life – what you are truly here for – the authentic YOU! Lending a hand is the Mercury/Uranus Trine that offers new angles, ground-breaking ideas and unexpected learning plans to the mix. It’s about your mental attitude doing a one-eighty and propelling your world into more fulfilling directions. While all this takes place, flirty Venus hooks up with the subtly-sexy North Node, flipping negative relationship patterns and tattered baggage out of range. Moving forward, Guys!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO SATURATION!

Ouch! We currently have the Moon, Mercury, Venus & Saturn lined up in Scorpio – and you’re wondering why relationship reality checks are taking place, why sexual disappointments are in your face, why managing mental meltdowns are on your agenda, why tragic emotional connections are needing attention… The key to opening your underlying DD treasure chest of knowledge is located in the dark domains of your psyche – reach in while meditating, chilling, working or mingling & pull it out…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

KISS or MISS?

VENUS OPPOSITION URANUS SQUARE PLUTO – CARDINAL SIGNS (ARIES, CANCER, LIBRA & CAPRICORN) TARGETED

Fierce power-plays encourage radical change, a need for immediate gratification and a heightened sense of simultaneous passion and pressure. You need to radically reform behaviour patterns, tweak expectations, and lose the control. Reach inside for Venusian diplomacy and partnership skills, flirt with fun and connect with your inner-goddess. Let Pluto seduce with intensity, while Uranus helps you shake off those inhibitions. Go deeper, head outside your comfort zone, replace that old-school attitude, and look fabulous doing it!  ©

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age