After a seriously heavy eclipse, it’s time to put it all behind you, and let in the easier Gemini Moon! Whatever went down with the eclipse can gladly stay there, because it’s time to lock in some light-hearted, chit-chatty 
and friend-featured good times! And with lover-girl Venus also getting comfortable in Gemini, searching singles could set their sights on someone, while loved-up couples might finally cater for their curiosity (ahem!).
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
You know the type, the one-hit wonder – the bitch-slapper – the one you send packing, who moans they were the perfect specimen of gentleness and goodliness – self-denial personified! The ‘charming
dude’ who has a little too much to drink and proceeds to brag about their violence towards women, seriously shocking their group of open-mouthed listeners! The very deluded person, who normally parades around like a gentleman, suddenly exhibits his true colours.
The one who hides behind a facade of ‘romantic troubadour come perfect house-husband’ – but in reality they are the personified drunken loser, with a diametrically opposed side to them behind closed doors/in the domestic zone.Types such as this are streaming through our community right about now!. They talk the talk, but they are seriously unable to walk it… They are notorious for conning others with their BS, disguising their bad attitude towards women.They generally lack coping skills and roll in anger management issues. Sadly, they repeat the same dysfunctional scenario with one woman, and another woman, followed by another woman – serial abusers. Heed the red alert, girls!
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
Heed this little reminder Y’all… It’s Year of the Water Snake – and backing up this sly slitherer is Jupiter, maximising the two-faced side of Gemini, and a Pisces Neptune soaking in deception. Be aware of those pretending to be something they are not, bringing their baggage to your door, and/or stalking your 
online activity (Gemini rules media – and social media is one big playground for him!). It’s like your old boss could be on the prowl, your disdained ex or jealous rival could use a dual online name to secretly stalk you, or the gorgeous pic of the guy/girl with the ‘friend’ request could be a fake with an ulterior motive. Be aware, protect yourself, and, of course – Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
With a Capricorn Pluto bringing intense situations from the past back into your zone, it’s a case of transform (Pluto) the old (Capricorn) into something brand new (squaring Uranus in Aries)! It’s all about reinventing yourself to make the old situation fit the present. And with Saturn in Scorpio also on board, we are working hard to make our old deep relating/sexual psychology take on a new Light. News is that many peeps are hooking up with past lovers in efforts to fan the flame from a better angle, tackling old jobs on a different level, making a sea/tree-change with a cooler attitude, or addressing a repetitive health issue from another slant.
A quickie share: i am currently re-seeing (yes, seeing one another in a new Light – so Pluto!) someone i was involved with a few years back – we both suspected there was unfinished business (fyi our individual Saturns sit on one another’s Suns – big ‘meant to be’ and lesson-learning flavour between close associations generally), and after rebuilding a solid friendship over the last few months (so Sagittarius/Aquarius – revisit my post re Sextile Sun Signs), our intimate connection has morphed into something magical, that has been a major surprise (Uranus) to both of us! It is what it is, and it’s something special… So check how your past circumstances – relationship, work, health-linked, etc. – have been reawakened, restyled, and reborn…
Light on…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
An Aries Venus Conjunct Mars is cracking open the bad eggs over Easter… Don’t scramble your life, Guys.
Egg Timer on!
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
You just have to LOL with total knowing, when gossip-monger Gemini Moon (conjunct Jupiter/square Neptune) does you the courtesy of bringing to light (Neptune) what’s BIG with your once stalky exes! There’s plenty of it being spread around at present, as words (Gemini) once uttered by those exes, show the actions (in flashing neon lights and surround sound – Jupiter & Neptune) just don’tmatch up! The total opposite to their big-noting (Jupiter) dialogue (Gemini) is shown in a mish-mash (Neptune) of obese lies and hilarious actions. Yep, gotta laugh out loud as you send them heaps of Light on their jumbled journey!
2013 make it obscene…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
With the Sun, Venus, Mars, & Neptune doing breast-stroke in Water sign Pisces, accompanied by Mercury and Saturn attempting back-stroke in Pisces and Water sign Scorpio respectively, for many it’s race on to finish a dried up relationship, to stop drowning in those tears, and plunge into a more satisfying connection. For others, it’s about re-lubing a past partnership, and pressing on to moister pastures. Whichever way you are positioned, come from your heart.
2013 make it obscene…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
Don’t waste your time, energy or emotions trying to make your partner, lover or love interest love you the way you want them to, because either they haven’t got it in them to give, they are doing the best they know, or they just aren’t that into you. Your self-worth, value as a partner/lover does not diminish because they aren’t feeling it.
You are just replaying the dysfunction your experienced within your family of origin. Knowing this, it might be time to make a choice whether to stay or go – because someone out there is waiting…hmmm?
Kris xx Mistress of New Age
Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age
Aries March 21-April 20
If someone keeps bursting into your brain-space, it’s time to make contact! Personal note to self: create that E-card for Mr/Ms/Mrs V, leave a quirky Valentine’s voice message, or send flowers to their work zone. This immediately opens up the floodgates for other influential people to enter your life. It’s a win, regardless!
Taurus April 21-May 21
Image-whore, Venus, cringes when you publicise your emotions, but is right behind you with that buffed appearance and made-over living zone. Powered by a recently humiliating experience, you get on your mark to clear up a misunderstanding. Attempt to re-engage a past attraction – it could be unexpectedly successful.
Gemini May 22-June 21
The Sun and Venus link hands to bring a long-distance romance to your door, reignite your relationship through a green getaway, or arrange a hook-up with a window-shopping hottie. Up the dialogue ante with the CEO, financial advisor, or welfare officer, if your aim is more cash-flow or increased income.
Cancer June 22-July 23
Hide your excitement when someone shows interest, opens a card or instant messages you. It’s heart-off-sleeve month, particularly if you haven’t sorted a current liaison or aren’t clear about your feelings. Your name on that job is quickly deleted if you fail to mention a past career controversy.
Leo July 24-August 23
Caught in a connection that’s lost its lustre? Make it your mission to stoke the fire again, and ASAP! Looking for love and finding Mr/Ms Wrong in all the right places? Raise your bar, Leo, to reflect the upgraded version of you. Don’t think for a minute you don’t deserve it!
Virgo August 24-September 23
Pull out your inner Valentine, Virgo! Patch up your relationship or meet the partner of your wildest dreams at a special dinner or sultry venue. Crank up your confidence by slipping on that little black number and leaving your bad habit on the kitchen bench. It’s a new day at last!
Libra September 24-October 23
Your sense of style and people-skills are on the button when an envious ex or competitive connection attempts to trample your enriched personal life. Act like you aren’t bothered, because this will immediately put the power back in your zone. Admit you’re fazed, and it all goes limp.
Scorpio October 24-November 22
Masterful Saturn dishes out a relationship reality check, and you may not see it coming! All is not lost, because once everything is in full view, you see the option of more personal freedom and less stress-evoking conditions. It’s clearly essential for your personal journey, Scorpio.
Sagittarius November 23-December 21
Your sexual side surges, Sag, which equals perfect timing for a developing romance, but possibly a tad awkward for a sluggish relationship. Whichever side of the bed you’re on, make sure you involve some serious dialogue before the hands-on begins. Insensitivity is not an option.
Capricorn December 22-January 20
The Venus/Jupiter duo improves your financial situation and reinvents your personal values. This has a flow-on effect, with your love-life receiving a blatant boost and your home zone enjoying some belated attention. Hassles with an organisation could cause slight delays, but it won’t destroy your vision.
Aquarius January 21-February 19
This has to be your loved-up month, Aquarius. With Goddess Venus and Lover-boy Sun in your sign, it won’t take much pouting or parading to gain someone’s attention or to work magic with your intelligent Bitchcraft. Cut to the chase when spilling business ideas, because someone’s next move is hanging on them.
Pisces February 20-March 20
The Mercury/Mars/Neptune three-way gives you clued-up ideas on how a nice blast of energy can power up your relationship or charge through family friction. Time to put your sore Piscean feet up, while working with the Universe to create the personal life you so clearly desire. It is so doable.
Kris Fontaine, Mistress of New Age
Take advantage of the romantic Pisces Moon at your disposal… this lunar position encourages you to further finger-dip a new involvement, dive head-first into someone’s soul, or delve into the deepest realms of your feeling waterways… Anything superficially-based, cognitively-customed or detachedly-demonstrated will not be accepted… You need to go where your emotional self meets your spiritual self, and deliver the love…
2013 make it obscene…
Kris xx Mistress of New Age