FOOL REVERSED/KING OF CUPS REVERSED = EX POISON!

We all have one of these sad dudes hanging around (Fool reversed/King of Cups reversed) – you know what i mean –  the jerky, manipulating, interfering, bullying, scorned ex-lover – who can’t let go, steps over the line, has minimum ethics, and does their dirty work behind the scenes – keyboard cowards – too scared to show their small-minded faces. We’ve all experienced this toxic tyrant – the silent stalker – the one who is totally under the illusion that they go unnoticed – trying to suck in every other ex who shows up after our break-ups – too eager to make us the ‘bad guy’  – empathising with venom.You know the type – the one who has a stream of bad relationships behind them, they are never to blame, they wear their professional victim hat to the hilt, pretend to support any needy cast-offs they pull in – lie through their sharp teeth –  behaving like total maggots!

Here’s the big twist: we can see them, we know who they are – we are too emotionally intelligent to hook up with their exes and have a subjective slag match about them. Many an ex-of-an-ex has approached me looking for the sympathy vote, but i won’t enter the gutter zone. Although, just to share, I had to laugh-out-loud after connecting with another of my exes last night (like any exes we have had the lovers-to-friendship teething stage), who has the guts to say things to my face, knows there are always two sides to a situation, owns their stuff, and fully has my back! So cool that Ms Karma inevitably catches up with caustic ex-characters, putting the joke on them.

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

ROYAL MAYBE BABY

The new royal rogue appears to be a boy! With 3 male Court cards showing in the spread – maybe triplets – maybe 3 boys over time… Discreetly covering myself here: Court cards often depict the Gender Identification of the baby/person in question, rather than the biological gender – so maybe the 1st bub is a Butch Female baby... And given that the Royals have so urgently and fairly changed the system so that girls can be 1st in line for throne, i’m pulled…  

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

THE DARK WON’T LAST!

Whether it’s The Tower or Uranus shaking up your system; or maybe the Death card or Saturn offering a harsh reality check – try your hardest to stay on top of things until the storm subsides, you get the lesson & see the Light – it’s waiting patiently in that dark place… Because when things are falling apart in your life, they may just be falling into line Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

THE WORLD ENDS (YET AGAIN)? … Not On Your Life!

Oh my, another doomsday theory that this planet will demise on 21 December, 2012. This is according to the Mayan writings, that are as open to interpretation as the man-made bible.
Of course, a cosmic catastrophe via another planet is on the list, or possibly the Earth has a sudden reverse-rotation … (yawn). Here’s my take (in tune with the Death Tarot card’s meaning & the Grand Trine occurring on this day): there will be a continued shift in the collective consciousness, a continued stream of spiritual transformation, and the continued dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Enjoy!
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

NEPTUNE IN PISCES/FIVE OF CUPS REVERSED = LIQUID SPILLS!

And not just in our planet’s oceans, but in our personal lives

(our bodies consist of 70% water remember!) … Oil & water don’t mix;

oil can be toxic & slippery, water can erode & overwhelm… so make sure whatever you let spill over is clean, non-poisonous & non-threatening…
Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

EXPOSED: THE DEATH CARD MYTH!

The Death Card in Tarot recieves a lot of bad press, creates heaps of unnecessary fear, but really isn’t as dark as it appears!

It rarely means physical death, and it is usually linked to something more doable, like the ending of a relationship, finish of a job, culmination of a situation, finale of an event, and so on.

In a spread, the position of the Death card seriously needs to be taken into account, as well as the cards beside or linked to it, and of course, whether it is upright or reversed.

I use a combination of Tarot, Astrology & Psychic Tools in my readings, so just the Death card’s influence does not read as an inevitable death. Because nothing is set in stone & nothing is inevitable in a reading. It is not the reader’s right to play God, take the driver’s seat for the client, and especially, not instill fear in a client’s head.

Sure, death is a part of life, but it cannot be predicted, and if an unethical reader gets it right, it is purely a fluke!

So turn the Death card around people…

Light on & Live well

Kris xx
Mistress of New Age

ASTRO-PSYCHIC TIPS FOR NOVEMBER 2012

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Aries March 21-April 20

As Jupiter throws communication against the wall, watch you don’t revert to self-suicidal methods of tackling sexual topics. You are still testing each others’ waters or re-familiarising yourself with his/her congenital style, so go gently.

Taurus April 21-May 21

With the Sun and Saturn doing relationships, Taurus, standing strong with your desires gets a bold tick. Accepting unwanted control or sedentary sex wears a chunky cross. You have almost mastered your demons, so choose the big tick.

Gemini May 22-June 21

PR rep, Mercury, promotes your plus-points and showcases your style. Consequently, you make the short list for a select job or hot hunk or honey’s group project. You fiercely fire up when your revised under-cover technique is appreciated.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Hell no, Cancer! Your sentimental side clings on, your emotional side tears up, or your melodramatic monster causes major misery. On the other hand, you might take a chance and exhibit a more slimmed-down approach, instantly deleting any awkwardness.

Leo July 24-August 23

As you become increasingly pro-active about staying on top, watch this doesn’t cause chaos with your lover. Don’t delude yourself that being dogmatic won’t put someone on the couch! You hardly want to undo all the good work.

Virgo August 24-September 23

A tried-and-true tantric toy, chill-out technique or workout program is inserted into your daily time-table. This gives your courage and self-esteem a nudge and helps to lay down your personal crusade on satisfaction.

Libra September 24-October 23

The Neptune-Chiron item brings a confusing yet deep-and-meaningful feel to your personal life via a pre-arranged meeting or evening gig. You are awestruck at the headway you make with a shyness issue or relationship definition.

Scorpio October 24-November 22

Retrograde Jupiter puts a do-able attraction or financial plan in slow-mo. Stellar suggestion: refuse to become locked into over-thinking moves, and use that ‘tolerance’ card when your collaborator pops out old-school tools.

Sagittarius November 23-December 21

Your inner god or goddess is on the brink of coming out, Sagittarius! Don’t let threats from jealous rivals or manipulation from negative friends bring on a game-changer. Bask in your sexual element, and don’t let anybody pull you down.

Capricorn December 22-January 20

So you are seriously excited about the prospects of your personal life, and you wonder how to tangibly reflect your hopes and dreams. Simple: launch that home office, bedroom make-over and made-over Capricorn!

Aquarius January 21-February 19

Saturn means working hard for a living, receiving the pay-off, and loving every second of it! As you raise your income and prestige bar, romance simultaneously raises its head. Get your glam gloves or braces on for a loved-up celebration.

Pisces February 20-March 20

Seeking expanded answers but receiving ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gestures? It’s your cue to dig deeper for data. This is a top-shelf money-spinner or accommodation package, promising to have a cross-over effect onto your bedroom activities.

Kris Fontaine
Mistress of New Age

 

 

 

TAROT & ASTROLOGY COACHING ONLINE WITH KRIS FONTAINE!

For those who have asked & those who are yet to enquire, I absolutely coach Tarot/Astrology/most things in the New Age spectrum (Feng Shui, Psychic Tools, Numerology, etc.)

I prefer to coach people who have started on their path already (so coach rather than teach) — I charge a flat fee of $400, and it involves you asking questions as they arise over a 2-3 month period… alternatively, you may prefer $40 for 3 question lots…

Light to you… Kris x

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KARMA IS A BITCH!

ONLY IF YOU DON’T PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT: ‘Liars always get found out’ (Moon reversed), ‘If they can do it with you, they can do it to you’ (Death reversed), ‘What goes around, comes around’ (Justice Card)…

This is so ……strong on personal & global levels. So… if you have been misinterpreted or misrepresented, don’t play Miss Victim – remember you are strong, & it’s only a matter of time before you reap your good karma & the imposters are revealed (the wheels are in motion as you read this :)…

Kris xx

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