SCORPIO SATURN: ZERO BS!

Interesting that Scorpio (amongst other more palatable items) rules the waste-ways, sewers, toilets, gutters & everyday general sh*t!! Scorpio also rules the bitch in all of us, so if yours isn’t coming to the surface to be dealt with, expect a late birth (fyi Scorpio rules birth too!). It’s even more interesting that Saturn-the-Restrictor is currently laying down the law in Scorpio and ‘forcing’ us to look at the bullsh*t in our lives and change things up in a tangible way (Saturn is all about hands-on). So if you aren’t calling your lover, partner, family member, friend or workmate on their BS, do it ASAP! It will free up your mind, free your emotions, free yourself & free the other person. Oh, and pick your plumbers & cleaners carefully too…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

RETRO MERCURY/SATURN: Patience Please

The retrograde Mercury/Saturn Trine is packed with awesome ideas, fresh information, business brain, quality communication & committed learning… but because both these planets are seemingly taking two steps forward and one backwards, all the above may be moving slower than you would prefer. Pull out your patience – because it will happen…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

PLANET KARMA:SATURN (Ritual Cleanse)

If Saturn is challenging you through Transits, Progressions, Returns, or the like, this Karma Cleansing Ritual is for you! Saturn@work represents limits, the tying up of what you know, and the end of unreal structures in your life. Don’t be afraid of Saturn – but do learn from her – because this planet’s perfectly formed rings are in charge of bringing you the discipline and life reconstruction you need. She gives you the missing boundaries, the needed order – she brings the finale of chaos! Her power lies in providing stronger foundations to your physical world. She pushes you to deal with the challenges, so as to bring more structure and tangibility into your life. Saturn connects with the root chakra and the crown chakra. She takes the restrictions of the earth realm and moves them into your higher consciousness, in efforts for you to resolve your karma. Her bad press as the grim taskmaster is unwarranted, as she can be a total help. As she wakes up your subconcious and gives you a reality check, it is your call to heed what she says. If you choose not to listen, whatever you resist paying attention to will present itself – for you to take by the horns.

Saturday is Saturn’s day, and therefore, the best day to do Saturn rituals. So if you are confronted with an issue and searching to find the underlying reason, try this one on:

  • Stand in your workspace
  • Bring in the Light for your highest good and the highest good of all concerned
  • Anoint yourself with Myrrh Oil
  • Draw the glyph of Saturn on a piece of paper
  • Ask for the lessons of the situation to be clearly revealed for your understanding
  • Burn or bury the paper with the Saturn glyph
  • Just listen
  • The answer will come in time (Saturn rules time), through random messages and means.

Light to you on your journey…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

 

 

Troll Alert: Scorpio Saturn Square Aquarius Sun

With sinister Saturn crawling all over Scorpio and virtually attacking Aquarius’ Sun, it’s no surprise to find an onslaught of undercover trolls streaming through cyberspace on their misguided mission to torment those boldly going about their business. Be careful who you accept as friends, who you allow to post, and who you tell your story to. Trust your gut feeling, heed your suspicions and listen to your inner voice. Note: trolls are under the misapprehension that they go unnoticed and believe their actions will soon be forgotten – trolls have no conscience! Make a choice to keep your online space troll-free ASAP.

Light around y’all …(good feed for blogs though ;))

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

GOVERNMENT SHIFTS – MUTUAL RECEPTION SATURN & PLUTO

So Saturn, the ruler of Capricorn, is currently doing Scorpio; while Pluto, the ruler of Scorpio, is getting cosy with Capricorn – and both are making a nice Sextile to one another. This is called a Mutual Reception in Astrology, and what it means in lay-people terms, is that the intensely emotional qualities of Scorpio are being put into line by Master Saturn; and the rather rigid tendencies of Saturn are being softened up and transformed by Princess Pluto. What does this mean for us globally & personally? Generally speaking, all things governmental, institutional, establishment-al, constitutional, insurable and seriously structured will be torn down and reborn – fingers-crossed for the absolute better of all concerned! Anything dripping in medical, psychological, taxable, birth-and-death-relatable, sexually-oriented will get a once-over reality check and work and fit better into our individual lives. Personally, I’m putting out to Ms Universe for Medicare to slap Veterinary fees on their books…

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

DOUBLE LIFE – GEMINI JUPITER/PISCES NEPTUNE

With Jupiter and Neptune currently both in dual signs (Gemini and Pisces respectively), it’s no great surprise that a stream of double-lives have been and are showing up in the media, and in our personal worlds. False dudes like Lance Armstrong are simply the spokespeople – the reflection – the macrocosm – of what is happening in some people’s private worlds. It would be seriously draining (water element Neptune/Pisces – incidentally, both Neptune & Pisces rule drugs) living a big lie (Jupiter/Gemini). Saved  by Saturn’s slow but thorough crawl through Scorpio that is delving into the dark depths (Scorpio), dragging out the real story (Saturn – thanks sister Aquarian Oprah). So look within, look around, check for signs, heed the red lights, listen up for alarm bells – is there a double-life (small or large) happening in your microcosm…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

URANUS & SATURN: LOVE RATS?

Check your Natal chart/Horoscope (if you don’t have one, maybe it’s time to have yours erected…?) … So you have personal planets (Mercury, Venus, Mars) and/or the Lights (Sun & Moon)  and/or a prominent point in your chart (e.g. Ascendant, Midheaven) and/or your Relating Houses (5th, 7th, 8th, 11th) challenged (Square, Opposition, etc.) or just occupied by Uranus and/or Saturn …?  It is almost automatic for you to walk, not deal, exit a relationship rather than show your vulnerability, own your feelings, or hang in there when the going gets a little tough..On the surface you may appear as the biggest ‘Love Rat’, but the real translation is a major fear of getting too close – and for one of two reasons, sometimes both: fear of being smothered or fear of being rejected. Flashback to somewhere within the first 4 years of your life (Jungianly), and one or both of these experiences were yours, either directly or indirectly associated with your family of origin. Isn’t it time you chose to let it go, and allowed yourself to feel the love…?

Light on…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SCORPIO SATURN = CONTROLLED CRAVINGS!

NO SMOKIN’ UPDATE: Hours after i blogged about the need for more stringent boundaries for smokers (see DEVIL & DEATH CARDS ARE SMOKIN’) – which i make no apologies for, having experienced first-hand the dire effects of smoking and being a passive smoker – here are the latest rules for Sydney smokers, courtesy of Charles Duthie, The Sydney Standard :                                       :

Fri 04/01/13 11:26 am
“New Smoking bans
On Monday 7th 2013 you will no longer be able to smoke in or around the following public areas:
  • Within 10 metres of children’s play equipment,
  • Swimming pool complexes,
  • Spectator areas of sports grounds or other recreational areas while organised sporting events are being held,
  • Railway platforms, light rail stations and ferry wharves,
  • Bus stops, light rail stops and taxi ranks,
  • Within 4 metres of a pedestrian access point to a public building,

And from 2015 in:

Commercial outdoor dining areas being:

  • a seated dining area, or
  • within 4 metres of a seated dining area on premises that are licensed premises under the Liquor Act 2007 or the premises of a restaurant defined in that Act, or
  • within 10 metres of a place at a food fair where food is sold or supplied for consumption at the event, with a food fair being an organised event at which the principal activities are the sale or supply of food for consumption at the event and the consumption of that food.”

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Things are turning around, Guys.

2013 make it obscene…

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

SERIOUSLY OBSCENE – NYE 2013!

With party-girl Moon in Leo striking it hot with sexually experimental Mars in Aquarius, and both joining hands for a three-way flirt-fest with gregarious Venus and Mercury in Sag, expect the New Year’s Eve pressure of die-hard Saturn in Scorpio to be given the cold shoulder. Indeed, you still may have to attend to those dutiful bedroom favours, and you might even have to squeeze the last drop of juice out of a going-down relationship, or make yourself go extremely hard a new love interest… But chances are, that naughty Aries Uranus will give you a wake-up call before the New Year slips into place – and right on time too!… Year of the Snake is meandering towards us y’all… so which way will you choose to go? As low as a snake’s belly, or ready to swallow 2013’s fiesty feast whole…?

Kris xx Mistress of New Age

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS 2013!

Considered which resolutions you plan to break in 2013 – just kidding!… Seriously, Jupiter in Gemini puts communication high on the list (study on the agenda?…  big-talk time with your partner?… or possibly it’s time to say your piece to that CEO?); Saturn in Scorpio insists you make those resolutions stick (ready to give up that addiction?… set to pay off that credit card?… or geared to stay on track with a career climb?) . While Uranus in Aries throws you the wild card (brave enough to work overseas?… tagged for a tree or sea-change?… or primed to change careers?): Neptune in Pisces washes you with compassionate self-promises (up for smoothing things over with a lover?… or vowing to show your soft underbelly with a family issue?… or maybe your mind’s set on some inner peace?); whilst a Capricorn Pluto commands you to go to practical extremes (eager to pluck that naughty food from the pantry?… serious about keeping your boundaries tight with an ex?… or perhaps you want to spend less time staring at that screen?)…

Your call, your year, your happiness laying on the line!

Kris xx Mistress of New Age